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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
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Okay, what’s crazier?
A guy with a track record of leading police on high speed car chases, having his license suspended numerous times, scoring enough felonious driving charges to spend three years in jail, and even kicking a state trooper?
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A guy with no arms and half a leg leading police on high speed car chases, having his license suspended numerous times, scoring enough felonious driving charges to spend three years in jail, and even kicking a state trooper?
Yup, Michael Wiley lost his arms and most of his left leg in an electrical accident when he was 13, but hasn’t let that stop him from being an irresponsible and reckless driver, just like a normal 2-armed, 2-legged jerkoff.
Wiley was sentenced to five years in jail for his cadre of felony driving and drug charges.
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
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How the hell did he manage to kick a state trooper?
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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WTF?! How was he able to do anything?
Drive and change gears and kick and brake... and ANYTHING?!?!
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Valdronius
Moderator
Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
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Well, I guess that's the end of the joke about being more useless than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking competition.
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| A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Wasn't Stumpy Joe the drummer for Spinal Tap?
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Valdronius
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Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| Wasn't Stumpy Joe the drummer for Spinal Tap? |
You're thinking of Def Leppard. 
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| A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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Tebor
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Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Gotham City
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Tiny fucked a stump?
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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| Wasn't Stumpy Joe the drummer for Spinal Tap? |
You're thinking of Def Leppard. |
Actually, Joe is the singer. Rick Allen is the drummer. And Spinal Tap had two different drummers nicknamed Stumpy Joe.
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
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Syd, it looks like you're as disabled as our armless friend here...it clearly says that they had 3 drummers nicknamed Stumpy...and it looks like they just lost their current drummer too 
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
Posts: 4543
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
Location: The Gritty Future
Posts: 2739
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Haha! Take that cripples!
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