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Murdar Machene
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Title: bimmy
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...to beat Zelda on NES grew up to be incompotent retards who have no capacity to explore or think on their own without being led by the nose.
Discuss.
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Murdar Machene
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Also people who needed any outside assistance (no cheat magazine shit) to beat Castlevania 2 or Blaster Master fall under the same category.
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
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Yes, because Simon's Quest can be described by two words: self-explanatory & intuitive. /sarcasm.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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Murdar, you are teh Blaster Masterbater! LOLHaxxorz!
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
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personally, i hate the original zelda.
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"Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games." Laminated Sky on Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker |
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Valdronius
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Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
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| MOGHARR wrote: |
| personally, i hate the original zelda. |
Amen.
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Murdar Machene
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Me, too. But if you can't beat something you hate, that makes you a Can'tBeatHater. Nobody wants to be one of those, right?
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Chrisby
Joined: Mar 31 2006
Location: Where my computer is.
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I beat the Three Stooges game and I hated that with a passion.
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Knyte
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Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
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| I beat the Three Stooges game and I hated that with a passion. |
It was awesome on the Amiga. The NES version was just a horrible port of the Horrible Commodore 64 port.
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Mr. Bomberman
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Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
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Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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walkthroughs... i only used them when i get stuck... like in trying to beat some of the colossi in shadow of the colossus... or when i got stuck in shining force 2 because i didnt know to put that stupid piece of wood on the tree... argh i was so upset... lol...
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Knyte
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(Please imagine someone doing the quotation fingers through out this rant:)
I think in this day and age anybody who goes out and spends $15-$20 on a "Strategy Guide" is an idiot. There is this thing called the "internet." And, on the "internet" there is a "web site" called "Gamefaqs.com" where you can get all "the info" you want for "free".
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J.J.S.
Joined: Apr 09 2007
Location: America's Dairyland
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I used to buy guides for games I had already beaten. Not sure what that was all about.
It annoys me when my younger brother gets a game and immediately checks GameFAQs' strategy guides. Then again, I'm not sure if spending all your time figuring out what to do in 50 Cent: Bulletproof manually is ideal. Perhaps it's for the best.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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Wait, wait, let me try.
"Ballsack"
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B.B.King
Title: Total Fucking Loser
Joined: Aug 25 2005
Location: Truck stops and gay bars
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"lol murdar you are so funni with deese tpics you knw?"
you need a strategy guide for life.
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Murdar Machene
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Joined: Nov 06 2005
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Beating the first boss, B.B. King is easy! Just tell him you're funnier than he could ever hope to be, then call him fat and tell him to shut up 
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
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do more! we need a forum just for arguements
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"Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games." Laminated Sky on Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker |
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Murdar Machene
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B.B. is just mad because he needed the strategy guide for "Wiping your Ass: The Game"
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
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dude, i spit water all over my keyboard!
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"Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games." Laminated Sky on Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker |
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B.B.King
Title: Total Fucking Loser
Joined: Aug 25 2005
Location: Truck stops and gay bars
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Oh yeah. that 3rd boss fight with the Cottonelle was a little tough.
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I am a worthless piece of crap. |
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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Did you get to Mr. Whipple? He's a secret boss.
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Avian
Joined: Jul 16 2006
Location: 22 Acacia Avenue
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As I recall, Blaster Master was a really hard game. I don't think I ever got past the second level. (I don't think I even got very far in the second level either.)
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