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MtG: Sathien vs. Jeebus


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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
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PostPosted: May 11 2007 12:18 pm Reply with quote Back to top

"UUD" = Untap, Upkeep, Draw.

ROUND 1. FIGHT!

LS: *puts on Manowar's Hail and Kill* Play a Forest, your turn
jeebusfnchrist: play Ancient Spring, go
lordsathien: UUD, drop a Forest, done
jeebusfnchrist: UUD, play Geothermal Crevace tapped, tap Ancient Spring to cast Terrarion, done
lordsathien: UUD, play Forest and tap out to play Thallid Germinator, done.
jeebusfnchrist: UUD, play Archaelogical Dig and tap it to cast a second Terrarion, done
lordsathien: Untap, place a fungus counter on Germinator
jeebusfnchrist: During your upkeep I'll tap both my untapped lands, sac Terrarion for WW, then use that WW to cast Orim's Chant with kicker, then draw a card off Terrarion
lordsathien: draw, your turn
jeebusfnchrist: UUD, play Vesuva tapped copying Ancient Spring
lordsathien: Untap, 2 counters on Thallid on upkeep, draw, play a Dryad Arbor
jeebusfnchrist: you and your lands with summoning sickness, lol
lordsathien: heh
jeebusfnchrist: ...says the man who's played 3 CIP tapped lands, lol
lordsathien: I'll tap all 5 of my permanents to Convoke a Buybacked Sprout Swarm, your turn
jeebusfnchrist: UUD. Wtf is this? Clearly I need to shuffle cause I have 4 of the same card in hand. It happens to be a good card so I don't care, but still! lol
lordsathien: hehe
jeebusfnchrist: go ahead
lordsathien: oh okay
lordsathien: Untap, any shenanigans on my upkeep?
jeebusfnchrist: nope
lordsathien: On upkeep add 1 fungus counter than subtract 3 for a second Saproling
lordsathien: Draw, then tap all four lands to play Muraganda Petroglyphs
jeebusfnchrist: hehe
jeebusfnchrist: Saprolings are definately the only way that cards' good, lol
lordsathien: Squirrels work wonders too
lordsathien: Attack with a 3/3 Saproling and 2/2 Thallid
jeebusfnchrist: k. no blocks. stacking damage?
lordsathien: no combat tricks, a solid 5 to ya
jeebusfnchrist: 15
lordsathien: your turn
jeebusfnchrist: EOT I'll tap my 4 lands giving me 1UUR, use 1U to sac Terrarion adding BB, so I have BBUR. In response to the draw trigger from the Terrarion, I'll cast Insidious Dreams discarding Fire//Ice, and 3 more copies of Insidious Dreams
lordsathien: crud
jeebusfnchrist: so I have 1 cards in hand, stacking the top 4 cards, then drawing from Terrarion
lordsathien: at least it's not a straight tutor
jeebusfnchrist: yeah, but it's pretty sick, and you'll see why in a sec, lol
lordsathien: the creature with Ripple?
jeebusfnchrist: nope
jeebusfnchrist: I'll draw off Terrarion, then UUD
jeebusfnchrist: Sac the archaeoligical dig for U to cast Quicken, draw off quicken
lordsathien: *wincing*
jeebusfnchrist: play Archaeoligal Dig, sac it and Geothermal Crevice giving me GGB, cast Terravore, and in response to Terravore I'll sac the 2 Ancient Springs (giving me WWBB) to cast Balancing Act
lordsathien: ...So I keep one permanent and how many cards?
jeebusfnchrist: I have 0 cards in hand thanks to the discarding power of Insidious Dreams, and no permanents in play (Terravore is still on the stack)
lordsathien: ACK
lordsathien: well played
jeebusfnchrist: lol
jeebusfnchrist: if it's any consolation you're played a T2 deck you built and this is the tier 1 extended deck I use in tournaments, lol
jeebusfnchrist: I'm done too
jeebusfnchrist: how many lands are in your graveyard?
lordsathien: he's 9/9
jeebusfnchrist: k, you have 4 then I'm taking it
lordsathien: yeah, counting the Dryad
jeebusfnchrist: yeah. figured you were holding smoe cause you were in green. ah well
lordsathien: discarded 3 Savage Thallids, a Sprout Swarm, Scatter the Seeds, and Sporoloth Ancient
jeebusfnchrist: wow, nice
lordsathien: yeah
jeebusfnchrist: is that Good Game? I grabbed my T2 deck that I built if you wanna be on a fair playing field this time, lol

Jeebus Wins.

We played two games, I'll post the outcome of the second game later.


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Black Zarak
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PostPosted: May 11 2007 10:35 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Dude, he played Balancing Tings against you over the net? You've gone too far Jeebus!


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Char Aznable
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PostPosted: May 11 2007 11:09 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Wow, I gotta get into this.


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S. McCracken
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PostPosted: May 12 2007 11:11 am Reply with quote Back to top

Black Zarak wrote:
Dude, he played Balancing Tings against you over the net? You've gone too far Jeebus!

I know. Play the most boring deck ever ONLINE against someone who is playing with Thallids. Jeebus forgot that playing cards is about fun and not winning, especially online against forum members in a friendly game with no implications.


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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
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PostPosted: May 12 2007 06:56 pm Reply with quote Back to top

ROUND 2. FIGHT!

jeebusfnchrist: play or draw this game?
lordsathien: play
jeebusfnchrist: k
lordsathien: Forest, play a Thallid, your turn. good start
jeebusfnchrist: mountain, go
lordsathien: Untap, counter on Thallid, draw. Play a Forest, tap out to play Thallid Shell-Dweller. Attack w/ 1/1 Thallid
jeebusfnchrist: 19
lordsathien: go
jeebusfnchrist: uud, play Sulferous Springs. Tap both lands red taking a pain (18)to play Lightning Axe on your Shell-Dweller, discarding Fiery Temper, then pay its madness cost, targetting Thallid. Go
lordsathien: nice
jeebusfnchrist: ty. Topdecked the Axe.
lordsathien: UUD, drop a Forest. Tap out for Thallid Germinator, your turn
jeebusfnchrist: uud, drop Molten Slagheap (R/B storage land). Go
lordsathien: Untap, add a counter, draw. Play Dryad Arbor, tap a Forest to play Thallid, your turn.
jeebusfnchrist: EOT I'll put a counter on the storage land. UUD, Play Sulferous Springs, tap out to cast Mindless Automaton.
lordsathien: EOT I'll play Scatter the Seeds (three 1/1 Saprolings), tapping out all my stuff
jeebusfnchrist: You got it. I have a weird feeling this game isn't ending well for me, lol. This deck would be SO much better with FS stuff in it though. there's ridiculous madness stuff going on now
lordsathien: mmhmm. Like the land you tap B/R and T to make BB, RR, or RB
jeebusfnchrist: That's good too, but more like Gathan Raiders and maybe Gibbering Descent
lordsathien: Gathan Raiders...WHY EVEN MAKE IT RED? It's like f'n Zombie Cutthroat
jeebusfnchrist: so you can play it face up? lol
lordsathien: Untap, counters on both Thallids (2 and 1 respectively), Draw, attack with Germinator, Thallid and the 3 Saps
jeebusfnchrist: Block a saproling with my 2/2, stack damage?
lordsathien: I'll sac an unblocked Sap to buff the blocked one to 2/2 via Germinator
jeebusfnchrist: yeah, can't believe I forget that. K, stack damage? Should've blocked the Thallid too, not a saproling, lol
lordsathien: the rest falls into place, 4 damage
jeebusfnchrist: well damage on the stack I'll sac the Automaton to draw a card and I'm at 14
lordsathien: your turn
jeebusfnchrist: uud, do you have Germinator, Thallid, Saproling, right?
lordsathien: and Dryad Arbor, yes
jeebusfnchrist: Germinator at 2 counters?
lordsathien: mmhmm
jeebusfnchrist: Fiery Temper it taking a pain (13)
lordsathien: ugh, k
jeebusfnchrist: done
lordsathien: Untap, 2 counters on Thallid, drop a Forest, tap all 5 lands for Savage Thallid
jeebusfnchrist: ugh
lordsathien: Could've used him last turn, attack with Thallid and Sap
jeebusfnchrist: 11
lordsathien: your turn
jeebusfnchrist: uud, play a Swamp, cast Big Game Hunter (taking a pain, 10). Kill Savage Thallid.
lordsathien: Savage eats it timely
jeebusfnchrist: Tap my other two lands for the unncessary Demonfire for 1 on your Thallid
lordsathien: k
jeebusfnchrist: go ahead. Cards in hand before youu draw?
lordsathien 1
jeebusfnchrist: I have 3
lordsathien: UUD, tap three Forests to play Thallid Germinator, attack with Dryad and Saproling and Germinator
jeebusfnchrist: block the Dryad
lordsathien: feed it a Saproling
jeebusfnchrist: k, my guy dies
lordsathien: mmhmm, your turn
jeebusfnchrist: UUD, tap a pain (9) to cast Jaya Ballard
lordsathien: eep
jeebusfnchrist: lol, go
lordsathien: at least I'm not running blue
jeebusfnchrist: very true
lordsathien: UUD. You need one more for her Inferno right?
jeebusfnchrist: I have 5 land right now, it takes 6
lordsathien: *nod* I've been making a token every time you've dropped a permanent
lordsathien: Attack with Germinator
jeebusfnchrist: no blocks
lordsathien: Scatter the Seeds, and he turns 5/5
jeebusfnchrist: ugh, 4
lordsathien: your turn
jeebusfnchrist: EOT put another counter on the storage land UUD
lordsathien: gonna Incinerate my land first? (never asked that before)
jeebusfnchrist: Activate Jaya to torch Germinator, discarding Brain Gorgers, and cast brain Gorgers via Madness
lordsathien: Dryad gets sacced
jeebusfnchrist: k, they're both dead. go ahead
lordsathien: UUD, HAH, Tap out for Sporesower Thallid, your turn
jeebusfnchrist: UUD, LOL. Lightning Axe your Sporesower, discarding Phyrexian Arena
lordsathien: ugh
jeebusfnchrist: go
lordsathien: surprised with no ATK, but UUD, drop a Forest your turn
jeebusfnchrist: EOT put another counter on the land and take a pain to incinerate you, discarding Consume Spirit
jeebusfnchrist: so 4
lordsathien: interesting card Consume Spirit, in this deck
jeebusfnchrist: 17/4?
lordsathien: yeah
jeebusfnchrist: well there's Urborg, Tomb og Yawgmoth in here and normally not just pain lands, lol. UUD. Go
lordsathien: UUD, your turn
jeebusfnchrist: EOT charge the land, and incinerate you discarding another Arena. UUD, go
lordsathien: eot, Scatter the Seeds
jeebusfnchrist: k
lordsathien: UUD, Tap G, play a Thallid, swing with 3 1/1 Saprolings
jeebusfnchrist: block one
lordsathien: was hoping to top-deck Petroglyphs heh
jeebusfnchrist: lol, that would've done it, so I'm at 2, and one dies
lordsathien: 2 damage, your turn
jeebusfnchrist: EOT incinerate you discarding Blood Crypt, charge the land, UUD
lordsathien: Consume Spirit?
jeebusfnchrist: ...for 5
lordsathien: HAH, me right?
jeebusfnchrist: yeah, 6/7, go
lordsathien: k
jeebusfnchrist: can you kill me this turn?
lordsathien: possibly, Thallid gets a counter. *sigh* attack with it and the 2 saps
jeebusfnchrist: take
lordsathien: 3, saved your butt alright, your turn
jeebusfnchrist: EOT incinerate you, discarding Reckless Wurm (not casting through Madness), 3/5
jeebusfnchrist: UUD, incinerate you for game, discarding a lnad
lordsathien: well played
lordsathien: *bangs head* Next card was Verdy
jeebusfnchrist: ty, gtg though, running behind
lordsathien: okay man, see ya


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PostPosted: May 12 2007 09:00 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Quote:
lordsathien: Scatter the Seeds, and he turns 5/5
jeebusfnchrist: ugh, 4
lordsathien: your turn
jeebusfnchrist: EOT put another counter on the storage land UUD
lordsathien: gonna Incinerate my land first? (never asked that before)
jeebusfnchrist: Activate Jaya to torch Germinator, discarding Brain Gorgers, and cast brain Gorgers via Madness
lordsathien: Dryad gets sacced
jeebusfnchrist: k, they're both dead. go ahead
lordsathien: UUD, HAH, Tap out for Sporesower Thallid, your turn
jeebusfnchrist: UUD, LOL. Lightning Axe your Sporesower, discarding Phyrexian Arena
lordsathien: ugh
jeebusfnchrist: go
lordsathien: surprised with no ATK, but UUD, drop a Forest your turn
jeebusfnchrist: EOT put another counter on the land and take a pain to incinerate you, discarding Consume Spirit
jeebusfnchrist: so 4

How did you go from 4 to 4 after a pain?


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Lady_Satine
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PostPosted: May 12 2007 09:50 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Hmm, I one of us might have mis-tracked. It wasn't something that would've affected the outcome of the game though.

If anyone else wants to challenge me, just gimme an IM on yahoo (that way i can look up the game in the archive.)


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PostPosted: May 16 2007 03:01 am Reply with quote Back to top

I played Balancing Tings against him in the first game because we had planned to use extended decks. I did switch to the T2 madness deck after. We played a couple more games tonight with my using my new random pile of cards I call a deck. Game 1 Ivory Mask shut down his Hondens completely making him hurt himself. Game 2 he came out of the gates fast and brought me to 4, retaining board control until the last couple turns. All he needed was one card to give something trample and it was over for me. Here's my ending board position (the cards on the keyboard were my hand)

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Black Zarak
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PostPosted: May 16 2007 11:40 am Reply with quote Back to top

Oh, Ivory Mask, is there nothing you can't do? Now I know what I have to play against Sathien next, White Life!


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PostPosted: May 16 2007 05:41 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Actually, Sathien and I are playing right now and he's up 3-1 on me today. Ivory Mask sat in my hand pissing me off because yeah, it doesn't kill fast green creatures, lol.


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Black Zarak
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PostPosted: May 17 2007 12:02 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Well, yeah but that's where White Life's Soul Wardens and Auriok Champions come in...


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