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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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So one of my bosses went to the pizza place across the street from work the other day, and while he was eating lunch there was a show on called "Billionaire Toys" or something. Despite all my searching i can't find the show name or the company name, but this episode (which did not require you to even be a millionaire) was about some dude getting an action figure made of him. It costs $8,000 because they bring the 3D imaging truck thing to your house to get the photos of you, then have 8 sculptors working on the thing for 2-3 weeks, but apparently the results were fantastic. The toy was very high quality, looked like the person, and they received both one toy sealed in a box (with apparently very high quality packaging) as well as another one to play with.
So basically, the fund drive is now open. If you all pool together $16,000, then sydlexia.com will have action figures. (I'm not sure if I'm joking or not yet )
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DarkMaze
Joined: Feb 24 2006
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Or you can always get an action figure customizer to create them a lot cheaper.
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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
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Thanks, smartass.
I guess these ones looked REALLY good though, like they belonged in an actual toy line and stuff. Afterall, if I'm showing my kids or grandkids my action figure and telling lies about how I saved the world, the figure's gotta be really convincing.
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DarkMaze
Joined: Feb 24 2006
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Hey, I'm just giving you the budget option.
Or, a third idea might be to make Syd Lexia and Jeebus dolls -- the kind with the pull string. And they could have, y'know, your classic catchphrases.
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Rycona
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Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
Location: Away from Emerald Weapon
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That made me think of Steve's Martin outburst scene in the hotel in Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. The point where he's comparing John Candy to a Chatty Cathy doll. It always cracks me up.
Action figures would be awesome. It'd be cool to have a bunch of action figures of people on here to use in little video sketches. Damn, I haven't done an action figure sketch since an English project on Romeo & Juliet. I wish I had action figures.
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S. McCracken
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Title: Enforcer
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Massachusetts
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DarkMaze wrote: |
Hey, I'm just giving you the budget option.
Or, a third idea might be to make Syd Lexia and Jeebus dolls -- the kind with the pull string. And they could have, y'know, your classic catchphrases. |
Dude, you just opened up a world of hurt for those two guys.
It's time to give us your best Syd Lexia and Dr. Jeebus catchphrases! I'd start, but I don't want the thread to devolve into feces jokes and pedophilia just yet.
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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
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Dr. Jeebus with kung-fu grip, child molester beard, and over 100 action phrases such as "Jeebus is YOUR homeboy" and "I swear to God the article's coming!"
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UltimateFierce
Title: Nippon Yankee
Joined: Jan 17 2007
Location: Right here...
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Dr. Jeebus wrote: |
Dr. Jeebus with kung-fu grip, child molester beard, and over 100 action phrases such as "Jeebus is YOUR homeboy" and "I swear to God the article's coming!" |
Awesome! I'm definetly getting one!
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
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I remember about ten years ago Conan O'Brien went to a GI Joe factory and got his own personalized action figure. That figure then went on to be used by Seth Green in a webfilm that would become the prototype for the show Robot Chicken. So, theoretically, if you two do this, you can start doing stop-motion animation with them.
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Chrisby
Joined: Mar 31 2006
Location: Where my computer is.
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I would totally buy these. Seriously.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classicâ„¢
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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Me too. And the Press Start ones, also.
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Tebor
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Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Aug 22 2005
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$8,000, eh?
...Sorry, no. I gotta save up my $3,365,449 so I can be Batman.
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"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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DarkMaze wrote: |
Or you can always get an action figure customizer to create them a lot cheaper.
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Those are awesome.
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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
Location: Winter Wonderland
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Tebor wrote: |
$8,000, eh?
...Sorry, no. I gotta save up my $3,365,449 so I can be Batman. |
#1 phrase of the day.
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FNJ
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Joined: Jun 07 2006
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Murdar Machene
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Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
Location: the black warriors turf
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What's the difference between "Action figure" and "doll", exactly? What's so action packed about it? It just looks like a bunch of sissy girl bullshit to me.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classicâ„¢
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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Were "KKK Man" and "The Black Supremacist" custom jobs?
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