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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
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What do they do with thier spare time. I've been dating a couple girls recently and whenever we go to thier places there is nary a video game-esque thing around. The closest thing they have is a computer.
My question is how do they do it? I'm asked what do I do when I'm not working...I play Video Games and drink. I'm not saying thats all I do, but when I'm bored I can always count on Nintendo or Sony to entertain or take my mind off things.
When they are bored, they "read books, go to the gym, cook, watch tv, or sleep". Thats the top 5 answers I get. So I ask the next obvious question...What if books were destroyed, ala Farenheit 451, Gyms were obselete now that everyone owns a Gazelle, YEA BABY, Rachel Ray was dead so now they have no form of retrieving recipes, Boo Ya, the Cable is out, and your *EDIT*an Insomniac? (sorry JEW)
"I'd go for a drive." WTF! Why do girls have this hatred for video games. This is my passion and I don't think I'll ever be able to get married, unless Nintendo makes the next system even more female friendly.
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Girls like The Sims though. It's LIKE a video game, only without any of those pesky gamey things like a plot... or interesting characters... or goals... or anything really.
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
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Yea that and Dr. Mario...Not Tetris...Dr. Mario.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classicâ„¢
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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Hey, shut up. Dr. Mario is a very nice man, especially during my prostate exam.
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Rycona
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Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
Location: Away from Emerald Weapon
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Char Aznable wrote: |
Hey, shut up. Dr. Mario is a very nice man, especially during my prostate exam. |
I'm guessing you didn't have anything wrong with you, because I did. He pulled out a giant dual-colored suppository and I ran out of the room.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
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I thought narcolepsy meant you slept frequently.
I tend to do all of those things that girls do when I'm bored.
not that I'm saying anyhting or anything... you know?
cause I'm not gay or anyhting.
seriously. i'm not gay.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classicâ„¢
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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Narcolepsy means you fuck dead people. Or wait, is that necrophilia?
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GreatEscape_13
Joined: Feb 26 2007
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Hehe. My wife's favorite two games are the Sims and Dr. Mario. You guys got it right.
Of course now, she got a program that lets her do house design on a more professional level (realizing the only reason she liked the Sims was designing the houses).
Cheers,
Andrew
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Murdar Machene
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Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
Location: the black warriors turf
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Most girls I know like puzzle games. Some like Puzzle Fighter, some like Dr. Mario, some like Tetris Attack. One of them fucking loves Quake, and would deathmatch me and my friends all the time, come to LAN parties, etc.
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
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Sam, who is currently MIA, likes all sorts of really cool games.
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FNJ
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Joined: Jun 07 2006
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Murdar Machene wrote: |
Most girls I know like puzzle games. Some like Puzzle Fighter, some like Dr. Mario, some like Tetris Attack. One of them fucking loves Quake, and would deathmatch me and my friends all the time, come to LAN parties, etc. |
"deathmatch" you and your friends, ey? so that's what kids call it these days.
I knew a girl that played soul calibur alot, and another girl who loved street fighter, and another girl who wouldn't play games, but would love to watch people play smackdown. my pal's girlfriend plays guitar hero and street fighter, and loves mortal kombat armageddon. mine won't go near many games, but has a thing for burnout revenge and super smash brothers. my sister plays a little bit of marvel vs capcom, and a whole lot of dr. mario.
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Mr. Bomberman
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Title: (still) token black.
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My sis used to kick my ass in Panel de Pon...>_<
She likes a lot of puzzle games, and like me, she loves Gradius! ^^ ...and she plays KOF sometimes.
My girl's into strategy and tactics games and more
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FNJ
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Valdronius
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Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
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I know a few girls around here that play a lot of WoW.
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A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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Mr. Bomberman
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FNJ
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and what does your sister's boyfriend think of this?
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
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FNJ
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well there goes my next three posts. haha
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Murdar Machene
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Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
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JEW, you know what the best part was? She was my boss, and we played at work during lunch hour. After she brought me my lunch afterwards
that's right. I "deathmatched" my boss at work
no but seriously I fucked that bitch hard
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
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did you get unfair promotions becuase you were deathmatching your boss?
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Murdar Machene
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No all my promotions were well-deserved due to me being awesome at my job
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FNJ
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I can't wait till I can deathmatch my HIV positive girlfreind again and get me some AIDS.
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JonSnow
Joined: Nov 03 2006
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Syd Lexia wrote: |
Girls like The Sims though. It's LIKE a video game, only without any of those pesky gamey things like a plot... or interesting characters... or goals... or anything really. |
You have a goal to buy stuff for your greedy little self.. and watch other people do stuff yuo dont' want to do, like walk a dog, or go to the bathroom..
make them eat, and read, and sleep.. yaaaa!!!
I was never really into sims, but I can see why some people might like it.. It's like a playing house with a biggillion options..
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Knyte
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Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
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My wife loves Dr.Mario, and all of those generic puzzle games you can find online. (Luxor, Chuzzle, & such)
Though, we do play coop FPS's together. (Raven Shield, RS:Vegas,and Vietcong 1 + 2 mostly.)
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B.B.King
Title: Total Fucking Loser
Joined: Aug 25 2005
Location: Truck stops and gay bars
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bust a move is a favorite of my significant female specimen.
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