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Syd Lexia
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A popular topic among pundits these days is how Barack Obama could become America's first black president. Come on. He's a first term senator who won an unopposed election. The man is too politically inexperienced and too uninteresting to be president.
Another thing about Obama is that he is living proof of the Saddam-Osama connection. Think about it:
1. His first name rhymes with Iraq
2. His middle name is Hussein
3. His last name rhymes with Osama
Don't you see: IRAQ HUSSEIN OSAMA. It's right there in that goddam traitor's name! 
Anyway, my question is this. Who would you like to see as America's first black president? Here are my picks:
1. Colin Powell
2. Will Smith
3. Dennis Haysbert
3. Chris Rock
4. Charles Barkley
5. Shaq
6. David Ortiz
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Tishwitch
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I don't think there's any question that the only true Presidential Candidate is Macy Gray:
"I try to say goodbye and I choke" ah the memories 
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Rendman
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Mr. Bomberman
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Cattivo
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Powell, hands down.
The other funny thing about Obama is that he's only half-black, and he's a second generation Kenyan-American. How can he identify with the African-American experience? He's just another privileged lawyer like most politicians.
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Kojjiro the Angry
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cuba gooding jr.
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Tishwitch
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You just killed the fun my friend! 
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Cattivo
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Not in my opinion. She's my second choice.
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Syd Lexia
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I vote for Shaq. He's the only one of the above to have actually bested a mummy in hand-to-hand combat, and thats what the election really boils down to.
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That just made my night lol
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Geordi LaForge.
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I wanted Powell to try to run after the Clinton Administration ended, but no such luck. I would like to see him throw his hat in.
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James Earl Jones.
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Powell, hands down.
The other funny thing about Obama is that he's only half-black, and he's a second generation Kenyan-American. How can he identify with the African-American experience? He's just another privileged lawyer like most politicians. |
I'm not sure why he HAS to identify with the "African-American experience". I don't really understand the whole backlash against Obama because he's only half-black or his dad is Kenyan-American. His skin is still brown either way, which is all that people seem to be looking at and commenting on.
He's probably closer to being Afro-American than most 100% black people who call themselves that. It's like a 5th generation Italian who may be 100% but still has no idea how to speak Italian, has never visited Italy, and probably has no idea where his family is originally from. Let the man be judged on what he says and does rather than what percentage black he is.
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JonSnow's an author. Proud writer of JonSnow vs Science.
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Syd Lexia
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If we're going to judge people on what they say and do, I definitely pick Will Smith over Barack Obama.
Also, I forgot to mention Bill Cosby before. Cosby's the man. I would love to see him present a budget to Congress.
I can just picture Ted Kennedy playing Theo to his Dr. Huxtable, trying to con money out of the old man for some ridiculous thing he doesn't need and then Bill just totally shoots him down.
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I vote for B.B. King.
Alternatively, Bill Cosby would be an awesome President.
Jell-o Pudding Pops for all!
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