Okay, so you may or may not know about the new "Too Much Water" meme spawned by IGN recently. In their review of Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire, they gave the games a 7.8 out of 10 for containing too much water. So Pokemon fans took it upon themselves to birth a new meme mocking and ridiculing IGN for their apparent hatred of H2O in which they call anything with a focus on water a 7.8 out of 10 for having too much water.

In this thread, we do the same. The purpose is to provide reviews of any length (they can be from one sentence to multiple paragraphs) and then give it a 7.8 out of 10, with the main criticism being the amount of water it contains. I decided to put this in General because your review doesn't have to be a video game. Since I created the thread, I'll start.



Planet Earth Review-

Earth is a good planet. I like it. I really do. It provides a wide variety of different life forms, it has given us a home for millions of years, and it's the only planet in our solar system which provides suitable conditions for life. It's also decently sized, and the vast amount of biomes and habitats is truly staggering. Earth is a very ambitious planet, and shows a ton of potential.

Unfortunately, Earth suffers from a distinct lack of land. Sure, it's good for underwater life and people who enjoy fishing and swimming, but for the rest of us, it's really frustrating. Water is the basis for a lot of natural disasters, from hurricanes to tsunamis. Plus, less than one percent of it is drinkable. What kind of crap is that? And if you consider that the polar regions and the tundras are comprised almost entirely of ice, and ice is frozen water, the amount of H2O is ridiculous.

All in all, Earth is a very good planet, one that I wouldn't mind living on again, but the amount of water is a definite negative.

7.8/10- Too much water.

Bottle Of Water Review

When I first took a sip out of my bottle of water, it was great. It was cool, refreshing, and really cleaned my system. I want to say right now that a bottle of water is really good. Unfortunately, it's not without its flaws.

Simply put, there's too much water. Water that you can choke on. Water that turns into disgusting urine. Water that gets you wet. Does anyone want that? I think not!

Despite its flaws, I would recommend giving a bottle of water a shot. Yeah, it's not perfect, and the amount of water is a negative, but it is a decent experience, through and through.

7.8/10- Too much water.

Also, IGNs self awareness makes me laugh. At least they have a sense of humor about the whole thing.