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Wario Raped?


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Vert1
Joined: Aug 28 2011
PostPosted: Sep 02 2012 11:05 am Reply with quote Back to top

Hey guys. I captured footage of some very disturbing AI pattern. I had put the controller down and was filming when this happened.



From 0:36 onward.

It's very disturbing. The enemy pushes Wario into a dark corner and grinds against him. Normally if you left a videogame character unattended they would get hit and knocked around and that would be it. This is not what happened here. As you can see the enemy pushes Wario left diagonally, then forward, then right diagonally into the corner; a path was carved out -- the endpoint of the corner was not some simple straightaway path.


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Alowishus
Joined: Aug 04 2009
PostPosted: Sep 02 2012 03:15 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Back in my day we called this a glitch.

EDIT: Fuck dat it's not even a glitch.

The enemy pushed him back until he reached the wall. Then pushed him along the wall to the back.

There is no fucking mystical ghost or OH LOOK WARIO GHOST RAPE going on here.

The enemies clearly approach Wario when they see him standing nearby. Hence why Wario is pushed along. Nothing else to report.
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Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
PostPosted: Sep 02 2012 03:21 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Alowishus wrote:
Back in my day we called this a glitch.

EDIT: Fuck dat it's not even a glitch.

The enemy pushed him back until he reached the wall. Then pushed him along the wall to the back.

There is no fucking mystical ghost or OH LOOK WARIO GHOST RAPE going on here.

The enemies clearly approach Wario when they see him standing nearby. Hence why Wario is pushed along. Nothing else to report.

pretty much this


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Drew Linky
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Joined: Jun 12 2009
PostPosted: Sep 02 2012 03:30 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I'm pretty sure he was joking.


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Alowishus
Joined: Aug 04 2009
PostPosted: Sep 02 2012 03:32 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Drew Linky wrote:
I'm pretty sure he was joking.

I wouldn't be surprised if he wasn't. I'm covering that base.
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Vert1
Joined: Aug 28 2011
PostPosted: Sep 02 2012 04:46 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Alowishus wrote:
Back in my day we called this a glitch.

EDIT: Fuck dat it's not even a glitch.

The enemy pushed him back until he reached the wall. Then pushed him along the wall to the back.

There is no fucking mystical ghost or OH LOOK WARIO GHOST RAPE going on here.

The enemies clearly approach Wario when they see him standing nearby. Hence why Wario is pushed along. Nothing else to report.


The enemies aren't pushing Wario along a wall at 0:36 (where I told people to watch). The enemy is pushing him diagonally through an open space till Wario hits the wall of the smaller space and then pushing him along the wall there into the rightside corner of that smaller space.

Wario is being transported away from the main populace to a smaller area where he is clearly assaulted -- this is classic sexual predator behavior. At 1:04 you can hear Wario audibly cry out in distress.

You'll notice that even when Wario is attacked at pointblank range the enemy misses (look at 0:51 when the enemy starts to turn red). This is done purely for intimidation to produce compliance. Sure enemies in The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess would get in Link's face and cramp your style, the point was that they wouldn't do that while transporting you to a smaller area to further carry out their assault.


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Alowishus
Joined: Aug 04 2009
PostPosted: Sep 02 2012 04:55 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Vert1 wrote:
Wario is being transported away from the main populace to a smaller area where he is clearly assaulted -- this is classic sexual predator behavior.

You're weird and you scare me.
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Drew Linky
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Joined: Jun 12 2009
PostPosted: Sep 02 2012 05:09 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Alowishus wrote:
Vert1 wrote:
Wario is being transported away from the main populace to a smaller area where he is clearly assaulted -- this is classic sexual predator behavior.

You're weird and you scare me.

Also notice:

Vert1 wrote:
You'll notice that even when Wario is attacked at pointblank range the enemy misses (look at 0:51 when the enemy starts to turn red). This is done purely for intimidation to produce compliance.

No one with common sense would look at this and instantly assume what Vert's saying to be true. Not even him. This is very obviously a joke.

Instead of continuing to tell you off, I'm just going to see where this thread goes.


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Mr. Satire
Joined: Jun 08 2010
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PostPosted: Sep 02 2012 05:37 pm Reply with quote Back to top

...Really?


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LeshLush
Joined: Oct 19 2009
Location: Nashville, TN
PostPosted: Sep 02 2012 05:46 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Well, that's certainly the end of MY goomba guilt.
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sidewaydriver
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PostPosted: Sep 02 2012 06:34 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Clearly Wario was asking for it, like every rape victim.


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LeshLush
Joined: Oct 19 2009
Location: Nashville, TN
PostPosted: Sep 02 2012 10:07 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I'm pretty sure that in the last week, we as a society have declared anathema on the concept of illegitimate rape. Ergo, quit arguing with Vert1. This man is a progressive visionary.
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Joined: Jul 30 2005
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PostPosted: Sep 02 2012 11:16 pm Reply with quote Back to top

LeshLush wrote:
Well, that's certainly the end of MY goomba guilt.

QOTD.
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AtmanRyu
Title: The Wandering Dragon
Joined: Jun 25 2009
Location: Atlanta, GA
PostPosted: Sep 02 2012 11:59 pm Reply with quote Back to top

This thread needs quotes from long winded articles from rape experts.
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