In the one corner, we have the super-charged team of moderators, Teamy McTeamerson Part 2: Revenge of the Attack of the Team of Revenge (and no, I can't make that up), comprised of:
the LP-ing, National Guard member, bad-ass SoldierHawk!
the notorious lurker and writer of poetry, Valdronius!
and the legendary site creator himself, Syd Lexia!
In the other corner, we have the two-thirds foreign conglomerate of carnal sin, Sexlydians, comprised of:
the Brazilian notorious for his racy drawings, Sehkmaenzo!
the mysterious Australian (purportedly a twelve year old zombie girl as well), Lasher!
and last, but certainly not least, the budding alcoholic and comedian, LowEndLem!
Voting has officially begun. Good luck, you guys!
https://discord.gg/homestuck is where you can find me literally 99% of the time. Stop on by if you feel like it, we're a nice crowd.
Sehkmaenzo
Joined: Jun 29 2010
Posts: 1818
Posted:
Jul 13 2012 01:14 am
Alright, let's get started! First things first, we Sexlydians thought we should address the issue of how many people joined the battle this year (Spoiler: Not a whole bunch), whilst entertaining the masses. With that in mind, I present THIS!
(Warning: Loud video!)
Vote smart, vote Sexlydians*. We are the meanest 12 year old girls around. and we have fans! Look!
Well, just the one, so far. But, you can be a fan too! Just vote for us!
*Well, you can't vote yet, but keep it in mind! :*
Reinhart_x
Title: Master of nothing
Joined: Oct 06 2009
Location: Ohio
Posts: 228
Posted:
Jul 13 2012 01:33 am
I voted for you already. In my brain. <3
FACT: The Battlechodes won Forum Battle 2012.
Mr. Satire
Title: No title necessary.
Joined: Jun 08 2010
Location: Termina Field
Posts: 1540
Posted:
Jul 13 2012 06:33 am
I will vote for the team with Sehkmaenzo in it, because Sehkmaenzo is in it, and his drawings are awesome. Otherwise, I would not have voted at all.
...and there is all the interaction I will have with this forum battle.
EDIT: Just watched that video of that game project, and now I want to vote twice.
I will also take drawing requests! I'll even try to /animate/ them. Post your requests people.
get your ass to mars
@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
Posts: 4224
Posted:
Jul 14 2012 08:50 am
Lasher wrote:
I will also take drawing requests! I'll even try to /animate/ them. Post your requests people.
I would like a drawing of Lando Calrissian getting sodomized with corn by Geordi LaForge while he performs a rusty trombone on Chewbacca, who is getting skullfucked by Worf. Have Will Riker and Darth Vader giving handjobs to Captain Picard and Emperor Palpatine(who shall have lightning jizz) in the background. If possible have this all taking place in a cornfield and on piles of shucked corn.
Lasher
Title: an horse
Joined: Feb 26 2012
Posts: 169
Posted:
Jul 14 2012 09:56 am
@om*d wrote:
I would like a drawing of Lando Calrissian getting sodomized with corn by Geordi LaForge while he performs a rusty trombone on Chewbacca, who is getting skullfucked by Worf. Have Will Riker and Darth Vader giving handjobs to Captain Picard and Emperor Palpatine(who shall have lightning jizz) in the background. If possible have this all taking place in a cornfield and on piles of shucked corn.
Okay.
get your ass to mars
Lasher
Title: an horse
Joined: Feb 26 2012
Posts: 169
Posted:
Jul 14 2012 10:49 am
I will no longer be accepting requests for drawings, as I may be deeply emotionally scarred from work I currently have in progress.
get your ass to mars
Michael Myers
Title: The Shape
Joined: Dec 02 2011
Location: Haddonfield
Posts: 39
Posted:
Jul 14 2012 12:55 pm
Teamy McTeamerson 4 lyfe.
SoldierHawk
Moderator
Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 6085
Posted:
Jul 14 2012 12:58 pm
It's worked in every US election since I've been a voter, so I see no reason why it shouldn't work for my team and I now:
William Shakespeare wrote:
Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.
Lasher
Title: an horse
Joined: Feb 26 2012
Posts: 169
Posted:
Jul 14 2012 01:55 pm
NSFW is an understatement, this is an abomination. Although, penises have been replaced with corn for artistic reasons (and to protect the innocent)
[NSFW:84b605dc74]
[/NSFW:84b605dc74]
I call it: /The Crop Circle/
get your ass to mars
username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16123
Posted:
Jul 14 2012 04:30 pm
thats actually pretty cool. i might vote for you guys after that
Klimbatize wrote:
I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load
Sehkmaenzo
Joined: Jun 29 2010
Posts: 1818
Posted:
Jul 14 2012 05:06 pm
These campaign images are brought to you by: "Using stock images with logos in them, so I don't have to pay for them!"
Valdronius
Moderator
Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
Posts: 4459
Posted:
Jul 14 2012 07:42 pm
Vote for us and you may bathe with us in the blood of our enemies.
Klimbatize wrote:
A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd.
Drew Linky
Wizard
Joined: Jun 12 2009
Posts: 4209
Posted:
Jul 14 2012 07:53 pm
HA
https://discord.gg/homestuck is where you can find me literally 99% of the time. Stop on by if you feel like it, we're a nice crowd.
@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
Posts: 4224
Posted:
Jul 14 2012 08:03 pm
Lasher wrote:
NSFW is an understatement, this is an abomination. Although, penises have been replaced with corn for artistic reasons (and to protect the innocent)
[NSFW:957c021826]
[/NSFW:957c021826]
I call it: /The Crop Circle/
Thats awesome, hahaha. You have secured my vote.
The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
Posts: 3495
Posted:
Jul 14 2012 08:07 pm
So is this contest going to be decided on which team has the most artists in?
I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can.
SoldierHawk
Moderator
Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 6085
Posted:
Jul 14 2012 08:26 pm
The combat helmet totally makes that.
William Shakespeare wrote:
Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.
Lasher
Title: an horse
Joined: Feb 26 2012
Posts: 169
Posted:
Jul 15 2012 12:14 am
SoldierHawk wrote:
It's worked in every US election since I've been a voter, so I see no reason why it shouldn't work for my team and I now:
You know who else likes to wave flags?
That's right: Nazi's
Valdronius wrote:
Vote for us and you may bathe with us in the blood of our enemies.
Do you really want your FB winners to be such war mongering haters? NO!
get your ass to mars
LowEndLem
Title: Not Gay
Joined: Mar 19 2009
Location: Illinois
Posts: 966
Posted:
Jul 15 2012 01:39 am
you fuckin dudes i've been drunk for the last 2 days and this bullshit starts fuckin had an 18 case today because i ran outta shit to do now i gotta be funny jesus fuck vote for me and lash and the fuckin arty dude you shits
<docinsano>i beat off using save states
<Tako> But, brontosaurs ate plants. It wouldn't be a threat to Jesus.
Why? Fuck you, that's why.
Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
Posts: 4632
Posted:
Jul 15 2012 02:47 am
LowEndLem wrote:
you fuckin dudes i've been drunk for the last 2 days and this bullshit starts fuckin had an 18 case today because i ran outta shit to do now i gotta be funny jesus fuck vote for me and lash and the fuckin arty dude you shits
In my brain. <3
