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Michael Myers
Title: The Shape
Joined: Dec 02 2011
Location: Haddonfield
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We all have a favorite killer, be it the old 50's Wolfman, the 70's slasher, the 80's supernatural demon spawn or whatever. This is a place to discuss all your favorites. I trust you'll make the right decision, I'll be watching from the bushes.
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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
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The first that comes to my mind is the main character in the Woody Allen movie "Match Point". It just surprises the fuck out of you when he suddenly kills that old lady.
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Leatherface
Joined: May 25 2012
Location: Texas
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Well i think we ALL KNOW who is the best.
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Michael Myers
Title: The Shape
Joined: Dec 02 2011
Location: Haddonfield
Posts: 39
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| Leatherface wrote: |
| Well i think we ALL KNOW who is the best. |
Yeah right, what happens when you run out of gas? You're fucked. You aren't even threatening, Leathergay.
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Sehkmaenzo
Joined: Jun 29 2010
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I'd say Jason, if anything, because of his persistence. I mean, it's kinda hard NOT to root for Jason if you're a fan of Friday the 13th, even though you know he's going to lose. Jason is the underdog. Sure, he's a ruthless, incredibly resistant murderer, but who isn't? O:
Also, he was a parasite for at least one movie on the series, and jumped from body to body. That shows he's willing to adapt 
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16123
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AIDS in the movie Philadelphia
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Leatherface
Joined: May 25 2012
Location: Texas
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| Michael Myers wrote: |
| Leatherface wrote: |
| Well i think we ALL KNOW who is the best. |
Yeah right, what happens when you run out of gas? You're fucked. You aren't even threatening, Leathergay. |
Say that to my fucking face "Michael Myers". At least i get a cool fucking name, (the fucking shape, for realz? Get that shit outta here) all you've got is your shit stained clothes and fucking knife. Come at me bro, make my fucking millennium.
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Alowishus
Joined: Aug 04 2009
Posts: 2515
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I dunno, i kinda like Chucky from Child's Play but...
The Leprechaun is pretty funny. WHERE'S ME GOLD - just living up to the stereotype here.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
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I was always fond of the Predator skinning people and collecting skulls.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Despite my love of Jason Ima have to go with Hannibal Lecter
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Drew Linky
Wizard
Joined: Jun 12 2009
Posts: 4209
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Aliens, in their entirety. Pretty much live to do just that; kill stuff. And usually in the most grotesque ways possible.
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
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| Drew Linky wrote: |
| Aliens, in their entirety. Pretty much live to do just that; kill stuff. And usually in the most grotesque ways possible. |
How can you say that? For all we know there is a xenomorph home planet where they have a thriving art scene and trade in tobacco products while wearing the finest designer acid proof clothing.
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Alowishus
Joined: Aug 04 2009
Posts: 2515
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I'm surprised you didn't pick Dracula since he's a movie murderer!
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Drew Linky
Wizard
Joined: Jun 12 2009
Posts: 4209
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| @om*d wrote: |
| Drew Linky wrote: |
| Aliens, in their entirety. Pretty much live to do just that; kill stuff. And usually in the most grotesque ways possible. |
How can you say that? For all we know there is a xenomorph home planet where they have a thriving art scene and trade in tobacco products while wearing the finest designer acid proof clothing. |
And they even have popular culture like we do, complete with bands like the Beatles, except the lyrics all sound like crap because the only sound they can make is "hisssssssssss" and tongue peoples skulls.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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ha ha ha I love you guys, that was great.
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Fighter_McWarrior
Title: Gun of Brixton
Joined: Jun 05 2011
Location: Down by the River
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I'm going to have to go with the Xenomorph here. It doesn't just kill you, it fucks with your head before it kills you.
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"Spanish bombs, yot' quierro y finito
Yo te querda oh ma corazón
Oh ma corazón, oh ma corazón" - The Clash, Spanish Bombs |
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
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| Alowishus wrote: |
| I'm surprised you didn't pick Dracula since he's a movie murderer! |
Dracula is mostly assisted suicide, since you have to invite him in most of the time.
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Drew Linky
Wizard
Joined: Jun 12 2009
Posts: 4209
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| Fighter_McWarrior wrote: |
| I'm going to have to go with the Xenomorph here. It doesn't just kill you, it fucks with your head before it kills you. |
Literally or psychologically? Lol
But if that's all it came down to, then the fucking puppet from Saw would be just as likely a candidate.
All I'm saying is, when it comes to killing, the xenomorph can do it all.
And it's blood is fucking acid. Come on.
Of course, it can take several of them to down one predator, so the topic is really hard to actually define and argue over.
EDIT: I'm using this topic as a top ten list. NONE OF YOU CAN STEAL IT.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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I like Patrick Bateman, but I'm not sure if he counts since [SPOILER:77056d6b56]he might not have actually killed anyone.[/SPOILER:77056d6b56]
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
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| Drew Linky wrote: |
| the only sound they can make is "hisssssssssss" and tongue peoples skulls. |
What're you trying to say? I do that all the time. 
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Fighter_McWarrior
Title: Gun of Brixton
Joined: Jun 05 2011
Location: Down by the River
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| Char Aznable wrote: |
| I like Patrick Bateman, but I'm not sure if he counts since [SPOILER:50ea01454d]he might not have actually killed anyone.[/SPOILER:50ea01454d] |
[SPOILER:50ea01454d] In the movie I think he might have. In the book it seemed pretty obvious that he did not.[/SPOILER:50ea01454d]
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"Spanish bombs, yot' quierro y finito
Yo te querda oh ma corazón
Oh ma corazón, oh ma corazón" - The Clash, Spanish Bombs |
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Klimbatize
2010 NES Champ
Title: 2011 Picnic/Death Champ
Joined: Mar 15 2010
Location: Las Vegas, NV
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
Posts: 4632
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| Fighter_McWarrior wrote: |
| Char Aznable wrote: |
| I like Patrick Bateman, but I'm not sure if he counts since [SPOILER:d1a0ff4525]he might not have actually killed anyone.[/SPOILER:d1a0ff4525] |
[SPOILER:d1a0ff4525] In the movie I think he might have. In the book it seemed pretty obvious that he did not.[/SPOILER:d1a0ff4525] |
[SPOILER:d1a0ff4525]I wouldn't say the movie makes it any more concrete than the book. Remember the "FEED ME A STRAY CAT" part and the shootout that occurred afterward, as well as the fact that people in the movie don't seem to hear what Patrick is saying half the time (particularly when he says something violent or confessional)?[/SPOILER:d1a0ff4525]
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Drew Linky
Wizard
Joined: Jun 12 2009
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| the only sound they can make is "hisssssssssss" and tongue peoples skulls. |
What're you trying to say? I do that all the time. |
When you do it, does your partner stop screaming and become limp? If so, you're probably doing it wrong.
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