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Pope Cologne


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JoshWoodzy
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PostPosted: Apr 15 2012 04:56 pm Reply with quote Back to top

"He is picky about his robes and his red shoes are tailor-made, but Pope Benedict has taken the meaning of bespoke to a whole new level by ordering a custom-blended eau de cologne just for him.

The fragrance, which mixes hints of lime tree, verbena and grass, was concocted by the Italian boutique perfume maker Silvana Casoli, who has previously created scents for customers including Madonna, Sting and King Juan Carlos of Spain.

Casoli said she had a "pact of secrecy" with her most illustrious client to date, and refused to release the full list of ingredients that had gone into his scent – but she did reveal that she had created a delicate smelling eau de cologne "based on his love of nature".

Casoli's scents first came to the attention of Vatican elders when she was commissioned to create fragrances for Catholic pilgrims to Santiago de Compostela in Spain. The two she supplied, Water of Faith and Water of Hope, were liked so much by local priests that they presented samples to the Pope, the Italian daily Il Messaggero reported. Alerted to Casoli's talents, Benedict put in a request for his own stock of scent. The Vatican has previously played down reports that the 84-year-old pontiff is a snappy dresser, arguing that his unusual hats, including a red panama, reflect his respect for papal tradition rather than an eye for fashion.

And anyone keen to smell like the pope will be disappointed. "I would not ever repeat the same perfume for another customer," Casoli told the Guardian."

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/mar/14/pope-commissions-eau-de-cologne

I wanna get that lady to make me one that smells like cabbage.


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PostPosted: Apr 15 2012 08:11 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I want a cologne that smells like shit, so that when assholes talk in movie theaters, I can spray it around and make them leave.
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Joined: Jul 10 2010
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PostPosted: Apr 15 2012 08:47 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Syd Lexia wrote:
I want a cologne that smells like shit, so that when assholes talk in movie theaters, I can spray it around and make them leave.

That is an awesome idea. I want one that smells like garlic so people don't think that I am Dracula.


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i'll_bite_your_ear
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PostPosted: Apr 15 2012 09:00 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I want one that smells like cancer, so i can make people think that they have cancer.


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PostPosted: Apr 15 2012 09:20 pm Reply with quote Back to top

i'll_bite_your_ear wrote:
I want one that smells like cancer, so i can make people think that they have cancer.

I don't hear much about people being able to smell cancer. I heard some dogs might be able to, though.


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i'll_bite_your_ear
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PostPosted: Apr 15 2012 09:24 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Yeah i know. I was joking you know. ^^


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PostPosted: Apr 15 2012 09:28 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I know you were joking.

It would be awesome to be able to smell cancer though, think of all the money you could make with a skill like that. I mean, you could help people too, but MONEY.


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The Opponent
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PostPosted: Apr 15 2012 09:33 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I want one that smells like bacon so people will try to eat me and I can sue them for assault.


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PostPosted: Apr 15 2012 09:34 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Actually that would be horrifing. You walk around, thinking of nothing. BAM! Smell an old couple with cancer. Then you have to tell em. Human drama. Everyday would just be fucked up.


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PostPosted: Apr 15 2012 09:39 pm Reply with quote Back to top

i'll_bite_your_ear wrote:
Actually that would be horrifing. You walk around, thinking of nothing. BAM! Smell an old couple with cancer. Then you have to tell em. Human drama. Everyday would just be fucked up.

I would not tell some people. Why would you have to tell them? I would mess with them and drop hints about them having cancer without ever really mentioning it. I will only tell people for free enough to get word out so I can make money doing it. Then, only paying customers and people I don't like so they waste their money on useless treatments. Twisted Evil


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PostPosted: Apr 15 2012 10:46 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Cologne is temporary, isn't it? Don't you have to continually administer it for people to get the idea that they have cancer?


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PostPosted: Apr 16 2012 08:55 am Reply with quote Back to top

The-Excel wrote:
Cologne is temporary, isn't it? Don't you have to continually administer it for people to get the idea that they have cancer?

Or you could devise a cologne that actually causes cancer, with super high level concentrations of carcinogens... if you wanted to be an asshole.


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PostPosted: Apr 16 2012 01:34 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I want to smell like bacon too. Not so I can sue people or be an evil bastard like the rest of you, no, just because it is awesome.


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PostPosted: Apr 16 2012 01:54 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Put a bacon stripe on a string and wear it as a necklace.


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PostPosted: Apr 16 2012 08:08 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Just do what normal people do and rub yourself with greasy bacon.



 
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PostPosted: Apr 17 2012 08:27 am Reply with quote Back to top

Yeah, that's what normal people do.


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PostPosted: Apr 17 2012 10:40 am Reply with quote Back to top

Some people smell like it's normal for them.


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PostPosted: Apr 21 2012 03:29 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Who doesn't love that New Pope smell?


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PostPosted: Apr 23 2012 11:17 am Reply with quote Back to top

It's certainly better than old man smell.
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PostPosted: Apr 24 2012 12:31 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I think custom cologne might be a bit too extravagant for me.
I'll buy knives, watches, wallets, jackets.

But I think having a custom cologne says one has a status symbol that I don't think I can reach. Maybe in 30+ years if I'm working where I want to and making the kind of money I want. But right now I think that'd just label me as "Douche captain #1"



 
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PostPosted: Apr 24 2012 12:33 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Hacker wrote:
I think custom cologne might be a bit too extravagant for me.
I'll buy knives, watches, wallets, jackets.

But I think having a custom cologne says one has a status symbol that I don't think I can reach. Maybe in 30+ years if I'm working where I want to and making the kind of money I want. But right now I think that'd just label me as "Douche captain #1"


So.. you aspire to be the top douche captain then?


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PostPosted: Apr 24 2012 01:04 pm Reply with quote Back to top

justdrop wrote:
Hacker wrote:
I think custom cologne might be a bit too extravagant for me.
I'll buy knives, watches, wallets, jackets.

But I think having a custom cologne says one has a status symbol that I don't think I can reach. Maybe in 30+ years if I'm working where I want to and making the kind of money I want. But right now I think that'd just label me as "Douche captain #1"


So.. you aspire to be the top douche captain then?

I was saying having a custom cologne at 19 with a fast food job would make me Il Douche.
In 30+ years if I'm making enough to live a year off of two months of work, I think I can pull it off.
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