Post some predictions for 2007 here. I'll start:
October 15, 2007. Syd Lexia was burned to death by an angry mob after the premier screening of his independently produced horror movie double feature. Audience members were so disgusted by the two films, Dr. Rapenstein and Dr. Rapenstein II: Licensed Daycare Specialist, that they killed him almost immediately after he opened the floor up to question. Reportedly, his last words were: "Gasoline is a not a question". After Syd's death, the Weinstens immediately purchased the rights to both Rapenstein movies. "Money," said Harvey Weinstein in an interview. "Money money money money!"
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