I loved the referenses to "The Last Starfighter"

132. There is no such feat called "Death Blossom"
167. I was not recruited by Star League for any reason.

I also enjoyed:

199. My third wish cannot be 'I wish you wouldn't grant this wish'
231. I am not allowed to do anything that would make a Sith Lord cry.
247. If the king rewards me with a forest, I am to assume he intends for me to keep it a forest.
251. I am not the Boogie-Woogie Bugle Boy of Gundam Wing Z.
263. Not allowed to attempt to kill the Hutt by pouring salt on him.
290. I cannot figure that the dungeon we're in is the Pac-Man maze and point it out to the rest of the party.
303. I cannot gradually describe my character more and more until it's obvious I'm describing Burt Reynolds.
309. I cannot cast invisibility on random household items like car keys, tea sets and bear traps.
325. Even if he was a paragon of humanity in his alternate dimension, Good Hitler is not an appropriate superhero concept.
355. My monk's battlecry is not "Round 1: Fight!"
461. Tasha's Uncontrollably Hideous Sister is not a real spell.

I once made the mistake of trying to get two of my friends into D&D, who had never played before, and weren't huge on the fantasy thing. So, I told them that we could run a "lighthearted" campaign, and I wouldn't be too serious, so they could enjoy it more.

My mistake.

They both decided to make Chaotic Neutral Dwarven Barbarians. (Should have been my first warning.)

I started them out waking up with hangovers, on the floor of a tavern in a small town. The tavern was thrashed, and the local constabulary was waiting for them to awaken. They were told that they had to repay the Innkeeper, for thrashing his tavern, but they didn't have any money. So, they were told to try to earn money buy doing oddjobs around town.

They went up to a random house and knocked on the door. The elderly lady who lived there offered to pay them 5 gold if they would go out into the woods and bring her enough firewood to get her through the winter. While they were arguing over who was better with an axe, they accidentally killed the old woman. (critical fumble when they were trying to hit each other with their axes.) So, after a few moments of talking, they chopped up the old woman, and made a stew out of her.

Then they hung a sign outside that said "HOUSE FOR SALE, CHEAP!! GOLD IN HAND! FREE STEW FOR LOOKING!" (One of them acually took read/write common, much to my amazement.) Then they spent the next couple of days luring people into the house, feeding the Old Woman stew and slaying the would be homeowners, taking their money, and desposing of their remains by making more stew.

After a few days the local law enforcement came around to investigate all the missing people. They brought along a wizard with them to try to locate the people via magic. They arrived at the house and confronted the dwarves. The wizard realized that the stew the dwarves offered was made of people. (He rolled a 20 on his wisdom check. Apparently, he had people stew before, or something.) A fight ensued, and somehow due to luck, (They rolled high, with many crits, while my DM dice were colder then Syd's heart.) they won the fight. So, I rolled up the gear on the wizard with the random treasure tables. And, he had a Bag Of Holding on him, which the dwarves had way too much fun with.

They went outside of town and started collecting sticks, rocks, and squirrels into the bag. Then one of them dunked the bag into the stream, filling it with 200 cubic feet of water. (Drowning the squirrels.) They decided to go back in town, where the entire King's Guard were waiting for them, since the wizard had sent a telepathic message to his master, the King's advisor. (And, I had to try to get them to do the adventure I had planned in the first place.) When they arrived before the king, they talked to him briefly before taking him hostage, and stuffing him into the magic bag. (Drowning him) Needless to say, I killed them off quite quickly with the plethora of high levels Knights I stuck on them.

Afterwards, they both agreed Role Playing was pretty fun, and one them (Now 10 years later) still enjoys gaming on a weekly basis. (On a far more serious campaign.)