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justdrop
Title: Supreme Overlord
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
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Why, because a judge wanted to hear the possible merits of a case and think about it for a while before making a decision? Wow, what a fucking whackjob.
PETA is insane anyways.
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justdrop
Title: Supreme Overlord
Joined: Jan 11 2012
Location: Philadelphia
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No, because a human's constitutional rights don't extend to animals. Did you completely miss that in the reading of it in school? Apparently the judge did.
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
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UsaSatsui wrote: |
Why, because a judge wanted to hear the possible merits of a case and think about it for a while before making a decision? Wow, what a fucking whackjob. |
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
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justdrop wrote: |
No, because a human's constitutional rights don't extend to animals. Did you completely miss that in the reading of it in school? Apparently the judge did. |
He's a judge. What they do is they listen to both sides of the argument, and then decide how the law applies. If he feels the suit has no grounds, he can dismiss it. His comments clearly indicate that he has doubts about it himself.
"Pssh, that's stupid" isn't a valid legal argument to drop a suit.
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justdrop
Title: Supreme Overlord
Joined: Jan 11 2012
Location: Philadelphia
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UsaSatsui wrote: |
justdrop wrote: |
No, because a human's constitutional rights don't extend to animals. Did you completely miss that in the reading of it in school? Apparently the judge did. |
He's a judge. What they do is they listen to both sides of the argument, and then decide how the law applies. If he feels the suit has no grounds, he can dismiss it. His comments clearly indicate that he has doubts about it himself.
"Pssh, that's stupid" isn't a valid legal argument to drop a suit. |
Yeah, if the argument is valid enough in the first place, which it isn't. Again, going back to constitutional rights in regards to HUMANS. Since when were whales referenced in there?
Edit: Since some people can't detect sarcasm, I likely will leave the country if dogs ever get the right to vote but I won't be murdering the judge. You may continue to whine about it now.
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Beach Bum
Joined: Dec 08 2010
Location: At the pants party.
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Maybe he needs a good laugh. Maybe he's been trying some shitty cases lately and decided this one might cheer him up. I'd certainly take a case where PETA tried to convince people that Sea World is like Gitmo for whales if I'd been trying murder/rape/etc. cases lately because it should prove to be hilarious.
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Bob Dylan`s Blues
Title: Worlds Strongest Man
Joined: Jun 08 2011
Location: Your nightmares
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This is hilarious. Wait, does mean those Career Builder commercials predicted the future?
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Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Joined: Sep 28 2008
Location: South of Heaven
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Nuke the whales.
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
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We should find the water on the moon and then send the whales there. They can multiply in numbers until we are ready to colonize the moon at which point we can go whaling on the moon.
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
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Thunderhorse
Title: This is DELICIOUS!
Joined: Dec 29 2009
Location: Colorado Springs, CO
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Ice2SeeYou wrote: |
Nuke the whales. |
Saving the Whales an agenda for some
Nuking them Sits well with me!
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Shrug, gotta nuke something.
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
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It seems a few times each year PETA does something like this in order to grab publicity. Annoying.
I'll go back to eating my veal then.
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justdrop
Title: Supreme Overlord
Joined: Jan 11 2012
Location: Philadelphia
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It's amusing how it took the judge two days to say what I thought as soon as I read their case.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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This is all I can think about when I read this thread...
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Methid Man
Title: Spawn of Billy Mays
Joined: Nov 23 2010
Location: Hackensack, NJ
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Not sure if this is true, but I hear that in their contract you have to sign that you have to be willing to sacrifice your life to save an animal...
I'm sorry, I love animals but if it's me or the cow I'm having steak for dinner.
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LordHuffnPuff
Title: Mahna Mahna
Joined: Jan 12 2009
Location: Fairyland
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"This is an historic day," Kerr said. |
An historic? What is he, cockney?
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
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Methid Man wrote: |
Not sure if this is true, but I hear that in their contract you have to sign that you have to be willing to sacrifice your life to save an animal... |
There's no way that can be true. Or at the very least, there's no way it can be enforceable.
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
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Cattivo wrote: |
It seems a few times each year PETA does something like this in order to grab publicity. Annoying. |
If they don't do that, how are people going to remember that they exist?
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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Cattivo wrote: |
I'll go back to eating my veal then. |
haha
i'll go back to clubbing baby seals
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Bob Dylan`s Blues
Title: Worlds Strongest Man
Joined: Jun 08 2011
Location: Your nightmares
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There is really no reason for PETA to exist. Everything they say(like not beating the crap out of animals) is something everyone already knows is wrong, so they have to say something completely bat shit to get publicly.
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Ky-Guy
Title: Obscure Nintendo Gamer
Joined: Jul 19 2006
Location: Michigan
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I couldn't read too much of that before I got completely disgusted. I mean, this is the fucking group of people who protested against Nintendo for the Tanooki suit in Super Mario 3D Land, which, in turn, came from Super Mario Bros. 3. Oh, and they kill their own dogs, too.
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iPhone games are what you play when you can't get at actual games. You know, like how sometimes alcoholics drink mouthwash. |
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Your love life will be happy and harmonious if you stick to masturbating. |
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
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username wrote: |
Cattivo wrote: |
I'll go back to eating my veal then. |
haha
i'll go back to clubbing baby seals |
I have always wanted to open a nightclub and call it Club Baby Seals. That way when people go to it they will say "Let's go to Club Baby Seals."
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