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Stupid things you did when you were a kid?


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WARcactus
Title: Cactus juice
Joined: Oct 11 2011
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PostPosted: Oct 20 2011 02:09 pm Reply with quote Back to top

So I was 5 or 6 and at grandma's house with my cousin. We used to climb onto the roof, than jump onto the neighbors roof and proceed to piss and shit on the guy's roof, throw rocks and sticks at other houses, throw rocks at passing cars, moon passing cars.im amazed we got away with this for as long as we did. This went on for about a week untill grandma caught us and got the wooden spoon.
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brian
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Title: Shit Disturber
Joined: Oct 14 2011
PostPosted: Oct 20 2011 02:17 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Me and my buddies tried to burn down our school, but out pyromania and lack of gasoline meant we ran out of resources too soon... still it was a nice blaze while it was going... damn brick building.. what burns brick?
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Atma
Title: Dragoon
Joined: Apr 29 2010
Location: Cincinnati, OH
PostPosted: Oct 20 2011 03:55 pm Reply with quote Back to top

WHAT!?
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brian
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PostPosted: Oct 20 2011 03:57 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Come on?, you never had the dream to burn down your school? at last we had the gumption to attempt it...
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Atma
Title: Dragoon
Joined: Apr 29 2010
Location: Cincinnati, OH
PostPosted: Oct 20 2011 03:59 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Although I might have dreamed of it as a kid, I never attempted and my WHAT!? was more directed at the person shitting and pissing on roofs.

I still firmly believe that WARcactus is just a troll.
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Cameron
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Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
PostPosted: Oct 20 2011 03:59 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I stole a Bazooka Joe gum wrapper from my step-cousin when I was five. I gave it back and apologized profusely, though.


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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
PostPosted: Oct 20 2011 04:01 pm Reply with quote Back to top

When I was young, but can't recall how young, I noticed that the lights on the stove were off, yet one of the eyes was still glowing red. I was intrigued by this and decided to see if the red eye was actually hot. I screamed, my finger turned gray for a bit and I rushed that finger under cold water ASAP.


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brian
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Title: Shit Disturber
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PostPosted: Oct 20 2011 04:11 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Wow, I'd like to see some of your expressions when my buddy Paul tried to pour more gasoline on the fire and it instead raced up the stream and engulfed his arms in the same manner he was hoping it would engulf the building... It was the best of times, it was the stupidest of times... but hell yeah I got the memories, more than that, the front of the building and the parking lot STILL have the big black scorch marks.

My theory of taking out the transformer systematically every few weeks with a shotgun would have been more fruitful. But only Mike was was willin to steal a gun from his dad, and he'd only shoot at whatever moved in the woods, couldn't get him to take it on the road... but he had no trouble pushing me down into the ravine while I had a a jacket full of live ammunition, or throwing rocks at Trevor while he tried crossing the trestle. (known phonetically as a TRUSSELL where we're from)
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
PostPosted: Oct 20 2011 04:41 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I think I wrote about this in another thread a while back, but when I was 11 years old I started a massive fire with a couple of friends. I probably shouldn't say anything else for obvious (legal) reasons. What I will add is that I definitely regret it.


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brian
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PostPosted: Oct 20 2011 04:49 pm Reply with quote Back to top

That's whole point of childhood, you learn from mistakes.
This whole 'learning from other mistakes' is a joke. Who cares if Billy burned his hand, maybe I'm fire proof. woops bad call. Who cares if Billy broke his leg trying (fill in the blank), I can do it. Who cares if Billy couldn't find an economically feasible fuel source other than other than oil....

Don't be like Wile E. Coyote, how many times have I seen his traps fail just out of pure bad luck, I always wanna tell him, try plan #14 again, I'm SURE it'll work this time, the odds of the catapult launching the rock onto you again is a million to one!!!!

PS I won't rat you you out, what'd ya do?... come on.... if it'll set your nerves at ease the school I tired to burn down was EA Butler High. (google it, I'm curious what you'll get, I've never done it myself)
Go ahead, rat me out, I'm sure the RNC (Royal Newfoundland Constabulary) wont be bothered to listen to your call.

EDIT Hell, my buddy's girlfriend took pictures and had them developed at wal-mart, this was 1998 . Go ahead internet fucks, do your worst.
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Douche McCallister
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PostPosted: Oct 20 2011 05:02 pm Reply with quote Back to top

brian wrote:
PS I won't rat you you out, what'd ya do?... come on.... if it'll set your nerves at ease the school I tired to burn down was EA Butler High. (google it, I'm curious what you'll get, I've never done it myself)
Go ahead, rat me out, I'm sure the RNC (Royal Newfoundland Constabulary) wont be bothered to listen to your call.

EDIT Hell, my buddy's girlfriend took pictures and had them developed at wal-mart, this was 1998 . Go ahead internet fucks, do your worst.

Sent them your ip address and a copy of this thread. I have my fingers crossed.


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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
PostPosted: Oct 20 2011 05:07 pm Reply with quote Back to top

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I'm gonna go pray
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brian
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Title: Shit Disturber
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PostPosted: Oct 20 2011 05:08 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Cross your toes too my nemesis, and while your at it pray to God, I've heard that helps, apparently...

By the way, I finally get your name, it's like when Tom Poston played that janitor and he insisted that people pronounce his name Loo-NAY,.. didn't matter, he played a looney janitor. and you my nemesis, are a DOUCHE (fill in the job title)., regardless of how you want it pronounced.
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
PostPosted: Oct 20 2011 05:21 pm Reply with quote Back to top

brian wrote:
PS I won't rat you you out, what'd ya do?... come on.... if it'll set your nerves at ease the school I tired to burn down was EA Butler High. (google it, I'm curious what you'll get, I've never done it myself)
Go ahead, rat me out, I'm sure the RNC (Royal Newfoundland Constabulary) wont be bothered to listen to your call.

EDIT Hell, my buddy's girlfriend took pictures and had them developed at wal-mart, this was 1998 . Go ahead internet fucks, do your worst.

First off, read my post again, because I told you what I did.

Secondly, you are a fucking moron. And a troll. Eat shit and die.


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brian
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PostPosted: Oct 20 2011 05:39 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I'm a Troll, I like Trolls, I have a Troll Vagina.
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
PostPosted: Oct 20 2011 06:12 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Funny, you assume everyone here is American. I was born in Germany, and have lived in 3 countries during my life. If I wanted to attack Canadians or Newfoundlanders, I certainly would not limit myself to an individual, and I wouldn't be attacking with words.

EDIT: Well my post makes little sense since brian's was modded.


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brian
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PostPosted: Oct 20 2011 06:24 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Wow, I can't believe you overrode my whole post with that trite.... is that how fearful you are of the truth?... good luck with your life....

EDIT: can any of you MODs undo what someone did to my post?, if not, that's cool,.. if you CHOOSE not, then fuck you,.. poor Syd has a dwindling fanbase as it is with lack of productivity, but asshole users aren't helping his fan base any, it's just limiting him to having the same fans forever, no more, no less... which if he likes, fine by me I guess...........
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brian
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PostPosted: Oct 20 2011 06:39 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Brian... out
Hey Syd, you can delete my user account if it'll save any space on your server(s).
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Douche McCallister
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PostPosted: Oct 20 2011 06:42 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Double Posting is against the rules.


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brian
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PostPosted: Oct 20 2011 06:47 pm Reply with quote Back to top

But go ahead an continue to lets douches post on your site...
That's whats its about right? You know MeatHead, that guy that used to do spoofs of NIN stuff?
Well you got it right here. brian.com.

EDIT: what am I saying, I may never come back to this forum, however the Site as a whole,.. your articles are awesome, your fanbase on the other hand,.. I'm kinda ashamed to admit I'm a part of after "meeting" your other Fans...,, but NIN/Pink Floyd sites will always be welcome... intelligent people are interesting to talk to.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
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PostPosted: Oct 20 2011 07:08 pm Reply with quote Back to top

hmmm i wonder if troll vagina is shaved or hairy


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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
PostPosted: Oct 20 2011 07:15 pm Reply with quote Back to top

username wrote:
hmmm i wonder if troll vagina is shaved or hairy

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Atma
Title: Dragoon
Joined: Apr 29 2010
Location: Cincinnati, OH
PostPosted: Oct 20 2011 10:01 pm Reply with quote Back to top

username wrote:
hmmm i wonder if troll vagina is shaved or hairy

Both at the same time.
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Klimbatize
2010 NES Champ
Title: 2011 Picnic/Death Champ
Joined: Mar 15 2010
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PostPosted: Oct 20 2011 10:59 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Next time someone asks me why I'm pro-choice, I'm just going to direct them towards this thread.


Pretty much the greatest thread of all time: http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=14789

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Greg the White
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Location: Pennsylvania
PostPosted: Oct 20 2011 11:07 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Klimbatize wrote:
Next time someone asks me why I'm pro-choice, I'm just going to direct them towards this thread.

I am now anti-choice. Mandatory abortions from now on.


So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind.
 
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