http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/
A blog devoted to this woman's husband, specifically the things he says in his sleep. Complete with audio recordings.
Contains such gems as:
"Heaven for a depressed masochist is an ice cream headache."
"No, I'm not afraid of death. I have a healthy fear of constipation."
"You don't make me laugh. You make me want to shoot something, then laugh."
"Oh! Oh, no no. Vegetables don't trip the light fantastic. They make accents of color on a plate full of meat."
"Respect the librarian. They're the keymasters of bookish power. Heed these words, or I kick you in the nuts."
and
"You really are two I-don't-cares short of a fuck-off."
