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Reinhart_x
Title: Master of nothing
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PostPosted: Aug 15 2011 11:05 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Let me tell you a few things about Super:

    It's the best superhero movie this year. In fact, it's my favorite movie I've seen this year.

    Rainn Wilson is pretty damn good in this movie, the best thing he's done IMO.

    Ellen Page is basically as hot as she could be, what with her tight yellow and green costume and all, and she too had a great performance.

    The opening title sequence is one of the coolest ones I've ever seen.

    It's got Kevin Bacon as the bad guy...KEVIN. BACON.

    Liv Tyler is Rainn Wilson's wife in this if you're into her, I'm not a fan but there you go.

    Seriously, if for nothing else see this damn movie for Ellen Page in a fucking tight-ass outfit.


Okay, seriously, I thought this was a great movie through and through. If you watch the trailer you'd probably think, "Hey, a funnier version of Kick-Ass." Yes, this movie is much funnier than Kick-Ass, and him beating the shit out of people with a wrench is pretty damn ridiculous and makes you laugh and go "ohhhhh" at the same time. However, underneath all of the comedic moments is a very "real" movie, and for the sake of not wanting to spoil anything I'll stop right there.

So, has anyone see this movie and if so, what did you think of it?

My Thoughts:[SPOILER:2dff74333e]What can I say, this movie was awesome. The part where Frank just beats the dude and his wife for cutting in line is pretty fucked up. That one I laughed at for a second, but then I realized this dude is seriously messed up in the head. I mean, yeah, that was pretty apparent after all the crazy things he saw in his dreams and stuff, but that just solidified it.

Ellen Page x Rainn Wilson "rape" scene. What. The. Fuck? Yeah, so at first it was kinda rape and then he's just like fuck it, I'm kinda into Boltie. That rat bastard is so lucky, that's not a fantasy I had thought of before but damn it if it's not at the top of my list now. The movie was great in its own right, but Ellen Page is trying have sex with this dude, wearing that fucking hot outfit, and SHE SAYS I'M GONNA CUM. OMG. I literally died right then and there and had to be resuscitated shortly after. Basically, that's like my ultimate nerd fantasy now.

Head blown in half: Wow. That was very real and I was really sad when it happened. I mean, I figure she would die (they go in wearing bulletproof vests, kind of a given) but I didn't see half her damn head coming off. And him slamming Michael Rooker's head? Holy shit that was brutal. In fact, this is one of the most brutal movies I've seen (drama wise).

Yeah, I love this movie.[/SPOILER:2dff74333e]
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i'll_bite_your_ear
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PostPosted: Aug 16 2011 12:17 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Ellen Page? Tight-ass outfit? I'am convinced man.


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PostPosted: Aug 16 2011 02:45 pm Reply with quote Back to top

i'll_bite_your_ear wrote:
Ellen Page? Tight-ass outfit? But she looks like a man!

Fixed.


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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
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PostPosted: Aug 16 2011 03:55 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Well, would you do him?


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Reinhart_x
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PostPosted: Aug 16 2011 07:59 pm Reply with quote Back to top

joshwoodzy wrote:
i'll_bite_your_ear wrote:
Ellen Page? Tight-ass outfit? But she looks like a man!

Fixed.


Yo, woodzy, I knew someone would come in here and bash the lady like that. I respect that. She's got no titties and a slightly boyish figure, so it's to be expected. But man, you watch that damn movie and tell me her crazy ass is not attractive to you in a super odd way. A lot of it has to do with the attitude she has in the movie, and plus I always thought she was cute but her character in this movie is just...

DAYUM.
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PostPosted: Aug 16 2011 08:17 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I've always found Ellen Page cute. I think a lot of it has to do with her attitude, which I dig a lot--the smart, independent, kind of bitchy chick. I tend to like women with more curves but Page is an exception. There's just something about her.

I'll be checking this movie out.


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PostPosted: Aug 16 2011 08:22 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Reinhart_x wrote:
joshwoodzy wrote:
i'll_bite_your_ear wrote:
Ellen Page? Tight-ass outfit? But she looks like a man!

Fixed.


Yo, woodzy, I knew someone would come in here and bash the lady like that. I respect that. She's got no titties and a slightly boyish figure, so it's to be expected. But man, you watch that damn movie and tell me her crazy ass is not attractive to you in a super odd way. A lot of it has to do with the attitude she has in the movie, and plus I always thought she was cute but her character in this movie is just...

DAYUM.

LOL, I'm definitely not bashing the lady. I was just pointing out that to me, she looks like a young dude. She's got a cute face and cute attitude though.


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Reinhart_x
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PostPosted: Aug 16 2011 08:38 pm Reply with quote Back to top

We're cool woodzy, we're cool. Smile I hope I'm not detracting people from the movie with my strange Ellen Page attraction cause it's a great film IMO. I'm glad you'll check it out, Klim. Smile

Mr. _ear, you will not be dissapoint.
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PostPosted: Aug 16 2011 09:02 pm Reply with quote Back to top

joshwoodzy wrote:
Reinhart_x wrote:
joshwoodzy wrote:
i'll_bite_your_ear wrote:
Ellen Page? Tight-ass outfit? But she looks like a man!

Fixed.

Yo, woodzy, I knew someone would come in here and bash the lady like that. I respect that. She's got no titties and a slightly boyish figure, so it's to be expected. But man, you watch that damn movie and tell me her crazy ass is not attractive to you in a super odd way. A lot of it has to do with the attitude she has in the movie, and plus I always thought she was cute but her character in this movie is just...

DAYUM.

LOL, I'm definitely not bashing the lady. I was just pointing out that to me, she looks like a young dude. She's got a cute face and cute attitude though.

hmmm kind of like a young alex keaton.


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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
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PostPosted: Aug 17 2011 03:15 am Reply with quote Back to top

Well, obviously, what looks to me like a girl looks to you like a boy. A little concerning if you think about it...


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