Ya know this is ironic because for REALS I met someone over the weekend. I don't know if she is the one BECAUSE I JUST MET HER but we seemed to have fun. But now telling these stories are ruined forever.
Zim: "I put the fires out!"
Tallest: "You made them worse!"
Zim: "Worse or better?"
bassguy252
Title: Professional Malcontent
Joined: May 26 2010
Location: Mount Dhoom!!!!!!!
Posts: 517
Posted:
Jul 18 2011 05:00 am
She is perfect in every way
*lesigh....*
But yeah totally guys if she dumps me right before I propose to her AND cuts me off from getting laid because someone is pregnant we are sooooo done!!
Let's assume it's a mixture of the two!
Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
Posted:
Jul 18 2011 05:03 am
No one is perfect, for all you know she leaves used sanitary napkins in the trash unwrapped for all to see, or doesn't understand the difference between they're / there / their, or is about to cut off your wiener and shove it down the garbage disposal!
Atma
Title: Dragoon
Joined: Apr 29 2010
Location: Cincinnati, OH
Posts: 2450
Posted:
Jul 18 2011 10:53 am
Blackout wrote:
for all you know she leaves used sanitary napkins in the trash unwrapped for all to see
Ew.
bassguy252
Title: Professional Malcontent
Joined: May 26 2010
Location: Mount Dhoom!!!!!!!
Posts: 517
Posted:
Jul 18 2011 11:51 am
Blackout wrote:
No one is perfect, for all you know she leaves used sanitary napkins in the trash unwrapped for all to see, or doesn't understand the difference between they're / there / their, or is about to cut off your wiener and shove it down the garbage disposal!
my apologies, let me rephrase... she is perfect for me *lesigh*
Let's assume it's a mixture of the two!
Dr. Jeebus
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Posted:
Jul 18 2011 12:14 pm
Why did you derail another thread if you were just gonna post this one?
Anyway, if your perfect girl is one who would meet you in secret while she had a bf and then dump him for you, you may want to reevaluate your priorities. What's to stop her from behaving that way again?
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
Posts: 4274
Posted:
Jul 18 2011 02:35 pm
Dr. Jeebus wrote:
Why did you derail another thread if you were just gonna post this one?
Anyway, if your perfect girl is one who would meet you in secret while she had a bf and then dump him for you, you may want to reevaluate your priorities. What's to stop her from behaving that way again?
Duct tape, shot gun and a dungeon in the basement?
UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
Posts: 7565
Posted:
Jul 18 2011 03:05 pm
Dr. Jeebus wrote:
Why did you derail another thread if you were just gonna post this one?
Why do you hate love?
Also, that thread was way off the tracks long before he posted in it.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16127
Posted:
Jul 18 2011 04:20 pm
pfft... when it comes to relationships, they go hand in hand. you're on cloud 9 one second, the next you're in the 9th level of hell.
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bassguy252
Title: Professional Malcontent
Joined: May 26 2010
Location: Mount Dhoom!!!!!!!
Posts: 517
Posted:
Jul 18 2011 04:41 pm
Dr. Jeebus wrote:
Why did you derail another thread if you were just gonna post this one?
Anyway, if your perfect girl is one who would meet you in secret while she had a bf and then dump him for you, you may want to reevaluate your priorities. What's to stop her from behaving that way again?
Its a long story and its very personal... We will just say he isnt exactly a model citizen and maybe did or said things that pushed her so far away from him and hurt her so much that when I opened an entirely new world for her she knew I was the one she wanted to be with
Let's assume it's a mixture of the two!
Klimbatize
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Posted:
Jul 18 2011 04:48 pm
bassguy252 wrote:
...when I opened an entirely new world for her she knew I was the one she wanted to be with
Why did you derail another thread if you were just gonna post this one?
Anyway, if your perfect girl is one who would meet you in secret while she had a bf and then dump him for you, you may want to reevaluate your priorities. What's to stop her from behaving that way again?
Its a long story and its very personal... We will just say he isnt exactly a model citizen and maybe did or said things that pushed her so far away from him and hurt her so much that when I opened an entirely new world for her she knew I was the one she wanted to be with
What happens when she finds out you're not really royalty or even a nabob?
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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
Posts: 3707
Posted:
Jul 18 2011 05:04 pm
[quote="Klimbatize"]
bassguy252 wrote:
Good for you, man.
Yeah... good for you...you asshole.
Sorry, it just sounded so sarcastic to me.
Congrats man. I hope she is no guy. I bet you haven't checked that.
it was the best of times
it was the blurst of times
bassguy252
Title: Professional Malcontent
Joined: May 26 2010
Location: Mount Dhoom!!!!!!!
Posts: 517
Posted:
Jul 18 2011 05:11 pm
Dr. Jeebus wrote:
bassguy252 wrote:
Dr. Jeebus wrote:
Why did you derail another thread if you were just gonna post this one?
Anyway, if your perfect girl is one who would meet you in secret while she had a bf and then dump him for you, you may want to reevaluate your priorities. What's to stop her from behaving that way again?
Its a long story and its very personal... We will just say he isnt exactly a model citizen and maybe did or said things that pushed her so far away from him and hurt her so much that when I opened an entirely new world for her she knew I was the one she wanted to be with
What happens when she finds out you're not really royalty or even a nabob?
lol well after a conflict with a corrupt advisor she will see my good heart and naturally want to be with me
I may not be royalty but I am descended from French Nobility
Let's assume it's a mixture of the two!
Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
Posted:
Jul 18 2011 08:42 pm
Jebus is right, you're probably going to face trust issues down the line, and bite is right too, it's never too soon to check and see if she's packing salami.
bassguy252
Title: Professional Malcontent
Joined: May 26 2010
Location: Mount Dhoom!!!!!!!
Posts: 517
Posted:
Jul 18 2011 08:48 pm
No Salami
as for any other issues I suppose we shall cross that bridge when we get there
