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Things That Piss You Off: The Movie Edition


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HardcoreGamer4Ever
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PostPosted: Mar 12 2011 06:39 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Yes, there's a movie version, too. Here's some of mine:

Animated shows that are made into live action movies. I mean seriously, why the fuck can't you make an ANIMATED movie based on the ANIMATED show?

Movies that are based on another franchise that rape the franchise it's based on. Dragon Ball Evolution is a perfect example of this and the first one.

How apparently hard it is to make a good parody movie nowadays. Great examples are Date Movie and Epic Movie. Why can't more parody films be like Spaceballs?

Unnecessary remakes, like The Nightmare On Elm Street Remake.

How Adam Sandler's movies suck now. What happened to movies like Billie Madison, Happy Gilmore, or The Waterboy?

Tell me what pisses you off in movies.


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PostPosted: Mar 12 2011 06:44 pm Reply with quote Back to top

When the male performer is fat and/or hairy. It's not that I want to look at him--I just don't want him to be distracting.


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PostPosted: Mar 12 2011 06:50 pm Reply with quote Back to top

HardcoreGamer4Ever wrote:
Animated shows that are made into live action movies. I mean seriously, why the fuck can't you make an ANIMATED movie based on the ANIMATED show?

Movies that are based on another franchise that rape the franchise it's based on. Dragon Ball Evolution is a perfect example of this and the first one.

How apparently hard it is to make a good parody movie nowadays. Great examples are Date Movie and Epic Movie. Why can't more parody films be like Spaceballs?

Unnecessary remakes, like The Nightmare On Elm Street Remake.

How Adam Sandler's movies suck now. What happened to movies like Billie Madison, Happy Gilmore, or The Waterboy?

Tell me what pisses you off in movies.



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Jack Slater
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PostPosted: Mar 12 2011 07:15 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Blatant tear-jerker ploys that have no basis in reality.

Oh, and Meet The Spartans.


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PostPosted: Mar 12 2011 08:23 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Over the top depressing Indie/foreign films. You know the types: A parent/guardian is on drugs, has mental issues, homeless and the main character ends up becoming homeless or has AIDS or kills themselves.

Fuck! Too much man.

Oh and Micheal Cera playing the same role in damn near every movie, make this kid a manipulative prick or something.


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HardcoreGamer4Ever
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PostPosted: Mar 12 2011 08:25 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Deadmau_5pra wrote:
Over the top depressing Indie/foreign films. You know the types: A parent/guardian is on drugs, has mental issues, homeless and the main character ends up becoming homeless or has AIDS or kills themselves.

Fuck! Too much man.

Oh and Micheal Cera playing the same role in damn near every movie, make this kid a manipulative prick or something.

As for the first one, there is one of those "depressing" foreign films you must watch: Oldboy, a Korean masterpiece.


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Klimbatize
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PostPosted: Mar 12 2011 08:25 pm Reply with quote Back to top

The movie Gummo.

Shout out, eatpork!


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PostPosted: Mar 12 2011 08:29 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Deadmau_5pra wrote:

Oh and Micheal Cera playing the same role in damn near every movie, make this kid a manipulative prick or something.


Seconded, thirded, fourthed, ad infinitum. I fucking hate that guy and his limp-wristed effete ways.


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PostPosted: Mar 12 2011 08:35 pm Reply with quote Back to top

ah, i remember when i started this thread. then jeebus locked it. then deleted it. saying it was redundant or some bs


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HardcoreGamer4Ever
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PostPosted: Mar 12 2011 08:37 pm Reply with quote Back to top

username wrote:
ah, i remember when i started this thread. then jeebus locked it. then deleted it. saying it was redundant or some bs

I'm sorry dude. Oh, and that's fucking retarded how it got deleted.
EDIT: I also hate how both Hannah Montana and Justin Bieber have a movie.


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PostPosted: Mar 12 2011 09:52 pm Reply with quote Back to top

You know what's bullshit? When movies piss you off! Know what I'm sayin?



 
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Jack Slater
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PostPosted: Mar 12 2011 10:13 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Blackout wrote:
You know what's bullshit? When movies piss you off! Know what I'm sayin?


Deep, man. Deeeeeeep.


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PostPosted: Mar 13 2011 12:48 am Reply with quote Back to top

Jack Slater wrote:
Blackout wrote:
You know what's bullshit? When movies piss you off! Know what I'm sayin?


Deep, man. Deeeeeeep.

This blew my fucking mind


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PostPosted: Mar 13 2011 01:12 am Reply with quote Back to top

what if C-A-T spelled dog?! whoa man


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PostPosted: Mar 13 2011 02:08 am Reply with quote Back to top

username wrote:
what if C-A-T spelled dog?! whoa man

M-O-O-N, that spells dog!


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PostPosted: Mar 13 2011 02:17 am Reply with quote Back to top

What if 7 + q equaled flower?

Back on topic, I also hate sequels that have nothing to do with previous movies and have different characters, like Home Alone 3.

Also, I hate sequels that have the same characters, but the original actors are too old for their former roles, so they get new actors, and it also has almost nothing to do with the previous movies, like Home Alone 4.


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PostPosted: Mar 13 2011 02:18 am Reply with quote Back to top

puff daddy in ANY acting role.


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PostPosted: Mar 13 2011 05:55 am Reply with quote Back to top

You know the first thing that came to mind when I saw this thread title? Eddie Murphy and fat suits. I don't think there's a thing in the movies that pisses me off worse than that.

Well, aside from George Lucas of the aughts and nineties. But you know what? I'd still sit through a film festival of the Star Wars prequels PLUS Crystal Skull before I'd sit through a goddamn second of Norbit or its ilk. Ugh.


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PostPosted: Mar 13 2011 08:26 am Reply with quote Back to top

adorable children in movies. gotta hate those little shitbags!


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PostPosted: Mar 13 2011 09:01 am Reply with quote Back to top

I hate sequels to movies where the sequel is only even a little bit related to the premise of the first and doesn't use any of the same stars and shouldn't have been made in the first place. (S. Darko, Butterfly Effect 2, Pulse 2) These movies were good or great and then somebody decided to take a shit all over them.

Trilogies. Trilogies should be really really rare. It is hard to make one good movie. It is three times as hard to make three good movies. Make them all share a long story arc and a similar premise and you are asking for disaster. You shouldn't make a trilogy unless you can make them all awesome. These have bad movies in them: (Matrix, Superman, Godfather, Terminator, Jurassic Park, X-men). What were you thinking? $$$=Your a giant dick for making bad movies.

M. Night Shyamalan. Do you know what kind of plot a movie about aliens who are allergic to water is? It's bad. Do you know what kind of a move it is to write a plot where you are a major character who is also a writer and your job in the movie is to save the day. It's bad. Do you know what I knew about Avatar without even going to see it. It's bad. It's bad because you made it. PLANTS! The Devil! You are a joke.

Lastly. Find some new ideas. Hollywood your constant remakes of movies and your totally inane greenlighting of scripts based off of things that can't possibly ever be good movies like websites and board games makes me want to kick you all as hard as I can and then vomit blood into your eyes like 28 days later-which did not need a sequel.


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PostPosted: Mar 13 2011 12:40 pm Reply with quote Back to top

everything about Men in Black 2 pisses me off


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PostPosted: Mar 13 2011 01:00 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I also don't really like street racing movies, like The Fast And The Furious.


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PostPosted: Mar 13 2011 01:03 pm Reply with quote Back to top

SnesGuy wrote:
everything about Men in Black 2 pisses me off


Men in Black 2 is one of the worst sequels i know.
At least if you liked the first one, wich i did.


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PostPosted: Mar 13 2011 03:21 pm Reply with quote Back to top

SoldierHawk wrote:
You know the first thing that came to mind when I saw this thread title? Eddie Murphy and fat suits. I don't think there's a thing in the movies that pisses me off worse than that.

Well, aside from George Lucas of the aughts and nineties. But you know what? I'd still sit through a film festival of the Star Wars prequels PLUS Crystal Skull before I'd sit through a goddamn second of Norbit or its ilk. Ugh.

It's not all bad, if they never happened we would have never got this.



 
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PostPosted: Mar 13 2011 05:45 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Well, let's see...

- Hype overload of movies that as a whole are mediocre at its worst or good yet flawed at its best, which by the time I get to see the movie in question, it leaves me with a deep sense of disatisfaction, or a colossal rage against anything human.
- The idea of shitty movie + 3D effects = Masterpiece.
- Morons who hate on movie classics for the most idiotic of reasons, because apparently the idea to like or respect said movies is too mainstream for them (i.e. Hipster Movie "critic").
- Animation Age Ghetto, that is all.
- People who hate on (properly done) ambiguous endings. Because evertything HAS to be black and white...
- People who bitch on movies having nonsensical plot points, stupid toilet humor, senseless destruction and shameless fanservice... And yet openly admit liking Transformers 2
- "Parody" movies which obviously have no clue of what's the proper definition for parody.
- People who forget that things such as special effects, CG graphics, 3D, etc., are tools, not crutches.
- Overanalyzing movies that are nowhere that deep to begin with.
- People bringing BABIES or TODDLERS to a movie that's above PG-13...

I'll add a few more once I'm in front of an actual keyboard.
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