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Worlds Loudest Penis?

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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
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PostPosted: Jul 05 2011 12:01 pm Reply with quote Back to top



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To make this sound, which alerts females to its presence and amorous mood, the water boatman scrubs its penis along ridges on its abdomen. It does this fast and forcefully enough so that the sound is the equivalent to sitting in the front row of a concert hall while a symphony is being played.

http://io9.com/5817623/the-water-boatmans-singing-penis-makes-it-the-loudest-animal-in-the-world



 
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HardcoreGamer4Ever
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PostPosted: Jul 05 2011 12:24 pm Reply with quote Back to top

That is awesome!


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PostPosted: Jul 05 2011 03:43 pm Reply with quote Back to top

lol, the doc approves


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HardcoreGamer4Ever
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PostPosted: Jul 05 2011 10:21 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I'm pretty sure my penis is louder.


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Ice2SeeYou
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PostPosted: Jul 05 2011 11:19 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Seems like humans are the only species on earth in which the female is known for making the most noise.


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Andrew Man
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PostPosted: Jul 05 2011 11:29 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I really had /no/ idea what to expect when clicking the link for this thread.


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Adrock4
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PostPosted: Jul 05 2011 11:36 pm Reply with quote Back to top

You'd have to be a pretty fucking awful news source if your entire story is about a loud sound and you go just under a minute and a half without ever playing the God damn sound.


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Black Zarak
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PostPosted: Jul 06 2011 11:28 am Reply with quote Back to top

And those bastards have a really painful bite. Though they don't rasp you with their penises thankfully.


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Greg the White
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PostPosted: Jul 09 2011 12:20 am Reply with quote Back to top

My penis isn't very loud, but it still keeps people up all night.


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Blackout
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PostPosted: Jul 09 2011 12:23 am Reply with quote Back to top

Bravo.



 
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HardcoreGamer4Ever
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PostPosted: Jul 09 2011 12:23 am Reply with quote Back to top

Greg the White wrote:
My penis isn't very loud, but it still keeps people up all night.

Laughing


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