Not only does she have a hot ass, she is actually legitmately honest to rubber chickens funny. Not even "aw a girl telling jokes, that's cute" but like if she was a dude, she'd still be getting the lulz.
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There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant.
