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Posted: Jun 08 2011 12:23 am

Alright bitches, we're under new management. I'm the man in charge now, and what I say goes. We've got a hell of a battle comin' up now. :OBrian (Captain_Pollution, Shardea, Buzzed27, CamWin) beat Arlock41 and some other asshole to get here, while The Four Skin Cancers (Klimbatize, Andrew_Man, Joshwoodzy, sidewaydriver) beat Jeebus, Soldierhawk, and that same asshole. 48 hours to campaign, another 48 to vote.

Remember, anything goes!

*DING DING DING*

Posted: Jun 08 2011 12:25 am

I like mine better. We'll just see if I vote Brochachos again...

Posted: Jun 08 2011 12:25 am

Thank you, ToG. I'm very happy to be present in the second round of the Forum Battle, and I think it's going to be a good one... we're all friends here, and that's just going to make the infighting all the more cruel.

So I shall kick it off. Klimbatize? You're not quite as cool as ToGdor, and only slightly more than Andrew_Man.

(It rends my heart in twain to do this to you. :( )

Posted: Jun 08 2011 12:27 am

awww he call syd an asshole. twice. not nice

Posted: Jun 08 2011 12:28 am

Shardea, on a scale of 1 to Awesome, you're a jerk.

Well, I'm facing off against some of the my best friends in the IRC. This blows. I'd rather go against someone I dislike; my creativity just comes alive in situations like that.

So, since I can't really go negative, I need to try a different strategy to promote my team--The Four Skin Cancers.

To encourage people to vote for our team I'm going to reveal a section of the following picture of my real life girlfriend for every five votes we get. Here's a little bit to get us started.

VOTE FOUR SKINS TO SEE THE REST!

Posted: Jun 08 2011 12:31 am

...wow, that's tempting...

<resists temptation>

And I may be a jerk, but at least I didn't break your arms off yet.

Posted: Jun 08 2011 12:33 am

Yeah, I have to be careful not to give you any pictures to use against me.

2011 SNES Champ Joined: Dec 04 2006 Posts: 1929

Klimbatize wrote:

VOTE :OBRIAN TO SEE THE REST!

Fixed, this should get you more votes Razz

Posted: Jun 08 2011 12:38 am

lavalarva wrote:

Klimbatize wrote:

VOTE :OBRIAN TO SEE THE REST!

Fixed, this should get you more votes Razz

You sir, are brilliant.

For every /three/ votes that :OBrian gets, I'll reveal another portion of that picture. Don't do it!

Posted: Jun 08 2011 12:39 am

Too late, my friend... :\

And a message to the masses: Consider the implications. The leader of the four skin cancers... cannot get skin cancer. How can such a lie be allowed to continue?

Posted: Jun 08 2011 12:41 am

Shardea wrote:

Too late, my friend... :\

And a message to the masses: Consider the implications. The leader of the four skin cancers... cannot get skin cancer. How can such a lie be allowed to continue?

Sonofawhore, you're fast.

But I can't get skin cancer? I'm confused.

Posted: Jun 08 2011 12:41 am

You're a robot. Look at the wires. You're just like not_sure, but orange and slightly uglier.

Posted: Jun 08 2011 12:44 am

Yeah, well the leader of :OBrian can't even get :OBrian cancer. So /HA/!

Posted: Jun 08 2011 12:46 am

Shardea wrote:

You're a robot. Look at the wires. You're just like not_sure, but orange and slightly uglier.

Bullshit. I'm hotter than Not Sure.

Posted: Jun 08 2011 12:46 am

/me is the coolest member of the Four Skin Cancers Cool

Posted: Jun 08 2011 12:50 am

I have another awesome promotion.

For every 10 votes that the Four Skin Cancers receive, I will raffle off a brand new, still in the package copy of Super Street Fighter IV 3DS.

Now, I know it's not as cool as the SNES game that atomjacked raffled off, but it's still a great game. If you have a 3DS, vote for us and then let me know you're interested in being in the raffle. If you don't have a 3DS, vote for us and then let me know you're interested in being in the raffle, and if you win it you can trade it in for a game you /do/ want.

I'll give away as many of these things as I have to. 10 votes per game. Increase your chances of winning this game by voting for the Four Skin Cancers!

List of Entrants
@om*d
Atma
Slayer1
lordsathien
Etch
Buzzed27
Optimist With Doubts
Pandajuice

Joined: Oct 01 2009 Posts: 5316

So...the other one wasn't official?

Looks like SOMEONE has a bias. Sad

Posted: Jun 08 2011 12:55 am

all these raffles are BS. quit trying to buy our votes.

Bum didnt offer anything & he still won.

Posted: Jun 08 2011 01:00 am

Yeah, no kidding. Some of us don't have a kajillion dollars of disposable income to throw around.

Posted: Jun 08 2011 01:00 am

Yeah, I only offered my boyish good looks on video!

Posted: Jun 08 2011 01:04 am

Shardea wrote:

Yeah, no kidding. Some of us don't have a kajillion dollars of disposable income to throw around.

Hey, I didn't buy these. I stole them all.

username, these raffles will not take the place of our normal campaigning. We will still be doing our thing. I'm just throwing some of my stolen goods around.

Posted: Jun 08 2011 01:09 am

u stole them all? then im perfectly fine w/this. go on, do your thang

Posted: Jun 08 2011 01:15 am

Andrew Man wrote:

/me is the coolest member of the Four Skin Cancers

You may be cool... but can you play your keyboard without an arm?

May your musical career not suffer as much as one would expect from such a tragic loss.

Posted: Jun 08 2011 01:16 am

shardea is kicking ass & chewing bubble gum. and it doesnt look as though she is out of either one. go shard go

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Klimbatize wrote:

If you keep doing this, I'll be forced to have one of my minions draw your avatar with a pile of poop on it.