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Posted: Jun 07 2011 02:52 pm

How long does it normally take you guys to go the bathroom? My brother is always in there for like 10-20 minutes. I think he should probably go to a fucking doctor. That shit's not normal, right?

It rarely takes me more than 2.

Joined: May 22 2008 Location: Goshen, VA Posts: 6544

Syd made a poop topic. I just saw pigs fly by my window.

Posted: Jun 07 2011 02:58 pm

Usually 2 or less, but sometimes.....things don't go as....planned. And then it takes longer.

Posted: Jun 07 2011 02:59 pm

The shitting is 3-5 minutes. The reading portion takes a bit longer.

Posted: Jun 07 2011 03:01 pm

Syd Lexia wrote:

How long does it normally take you guys to go the bathroom? My brother is always in there for like 10-20 minutes. I think he should probably go to a fucking doctor. That shit's not normal, right?

It rarely takes me more than 2.

Did you ever think that maybe, just maybe, he's masturbating?

Posted: Jun 07 2011 03:03 pm

HardcoreGamer4Ever wrote:

Syd Lexia wrote:

How long does it normally take you guys to go the bathroom? My brother is always in there for like 10-20 minutes. I think he should probably go to a fucking doctor. That shit's not normal, right?

It rarely takes me more than 2.

Did you ever think that maybe, just maybe, he's masturbating?

this is probably it. if he has a smart phone, he probably just looks up porn on there

Tomdincan wrote:

The shitting is 3-5 minutes. The reading portion takes a bit longer.

this could probably be it as well.

Banned Joined: Sep 13 2008 Posts: 3129

...We don't need to envision Jeebus masturbating thank you very much

Also, about 2 minutes, sometimes 3

Posted: Jun 07 2011 03:06 pm

Hacker wrote:

...We don't need to envision Jeebus masturbating thank you very much

Also, about 2 minutes, sometimes 3

We don't need to envision him shitting either.

Joined: Jun 29 2010 Posts: 1818

6-10 minutes here, but I go like twice a week, so it evens out Razz

Posted: Jun 07 2011 03:18 pm

Sehkmaenzo wrote:

6-10 minutes here, but I go like twice a week, so it evens out Razz

only twice a week?! so, youre basically full of shit hehe

Joined: Dec 06 2007 Location: Connecticut Posts: 11244

At work 3-5 minutes.

At home in the morning, 30+ minutes. Time in the bathroom is time away from the world. No one can bother you, no one can tell you to do things, all the problems that are outside of the bathroom are simply incapable of coming into the bathroom. The actual business takes 3-5 minutes. Shitting out the mental crap takes the other 25 minutes.

For what it is worth, I don't have OCD while I take a crap or shower. Its nice to not be tense for an hour a day.

Posted: Jun 07 2011 04:50 pm

I don't call my bathroom the Oval Office for nothing.

Posted: Jun 07 2011 04:55 pm

I think I'm in the minority in that I don't read, play a portable system like my DSi, etc. when I'm "busy."

Posted: Jun 07 2011 04:57 pm

lordsathien wrote:

I think I'm in the majority in that I don't read, play a portable system like my DSi, etc. when I'm "busy."

Fixed.

Posted: Jun 07 2011 05:04 pm

You have no idea.

Posted: Jun 07 2011 05:13 pm

I surf and squat so more then 10 minutes because i get distracted

Posted: Jun 07 2011 05:27 pm

I go until my legs fall asleep.

Posted: Jun 07 2011 07:09 pm

I stand and squat on the seat, that shit rules. I wish I had a real squat toilet Sad

Oh yeah, if I don't feel like having alone time to read or play a game or something, it's like 2 minutes or so. I like squat toilets cause it deters me from wanting to continue being in that position for very long, plus helps everything get out and prevents those bastard hemroids. Now my brother...he's been known to watch full-length feature films while on the shitter.

Great topic, Syd.

Joined: Sep 17 2010 Posts: 156

I actually take awhile, I always think about things, so i'm in their longer than average, but if it's just an in and out type deal, like I have company then ya 5min tops.

2011 SNES Champ Joined: Dec 04 2006 Posts: 1929

My father used to play cards in the bathroom. He might still be doing it.

And yeah, unless I'm sick or something I'm not staying there over 3 minutes.

Posted: Jun 07 2011 09:35 pm

at work, it takes about 5 minutes or less. i check twitter at work while taking a dump.

at home, it varies depending if im reading a magazine, watching videos on my phone, or even playing a game.

Joined: Oct 01 2009 Posts: 5316

Depends on what I eat.

But nothing is greater than eating something like Burger King, then later that day just powering that out in about 20 seconds. What an awesome feeling!

Posted: Jun 07 2011 09:41 pm

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Now my brother...he's been known to watch full-length feature films while on the shitter.

I used to play full madden games on my 360 on the toliet until moved my tv away from the bathroom door

Posted: Jun 07 2011 09:44 pm

I usually just spray it everywhere. Sometimes I don't even bother sitting, so maybe thirty seconds?

Great topic, btw.

Posted: Jun 07 2011 09:54 pm

I don't do this anymore.