A video showing a Chinese-developed ‘automated semen collector’ has surfaced on YouTube.
This machine was actually on display at a recent medical supply expo in China, and was developed for use in hospitals as an efficient way to collect sperm samples. Currently the most common method used to collect semen is via masturbation into a cup.
The patient stands before the machine and puts his penis, flaccid or erect, into the tube-shaped protrusion, whereupon it moves forward and back automatically like a piston. The inside of the tube is lined with a soft silicon material that provides gentle stimulation until ejaculation is reached.
For patients who have trouble getting erect, or feel uneasy with the traditional erotic magazine and plastic cup method of semen collection, this new medical breakthrough may provide some welcome relief.
thats right, A HANDJOB MACHINE. for the man too lazy to whack himself off.
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The Opponent
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May 25 2011 02:08 am
There's already handjob machines for use at home. This is just the first one with a medical use.
I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can.
Thunderhorse
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May 25 2011 05:18 am
I need one of those at my house. For science, of course.
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May 25 2011 07:54 am
The-Excel wrote:
There's already handjob machines for use at home. This is just the first one with a medical use.
I imagine that most machines people would buy for their homes service only one person over the lifetime of the device. Do you really want to put your dick into a hole that has had thousands of other mens in it before yours?
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May 25 2011 10:19 am
GPFontaine wrote:
The-Excel wrote:
There's already handjob machines for use at home. This is just the first one with a medical use.
I imagine that most machines people would buy for their homes service only one person over the lifetime of the device. Do you really want to put your dick into a hole that has had thousands of other mens in it before yours?
That didn't stop me with your mom!
I'm so sorry GP, I couldn't stop myself...
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May 25 2011 11:00 am
Boom, roasted.
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May 25 2011 11:22 am
Thunderhorse wrote:
I need one of those at my house. For science, of course.
LOL
Yeah... Me too.. Science and Lab Coats and stuff.
sidewaydriver wrote:
GPFontaine wrote:
The-Excel wrote:
There's already handjob machines for use at home. This is just the first one with a medical use.
I imagine that most machines people would buy for their homes service only one person over the lifetime of the device. Do you really want to put your dick into a hole that has had thousands of other mens in it before yours?
That didn't stop me with your mom!
I'm so sorry GP, I couldn't stop myself...
I wouldn't have been able to either. Perfect setup.
