I've always believed that the Onion has a huge office party anytime a major news organization mistakes their story as factual. This will have to do in the interim: http://literallyunbelievable.tumblr.com/
Maybe you've seen this (really long image):
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I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can.