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Syd Lexia
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PostPosted: Jan 12 2007 04:44 pm Reply with quote Back to top

In the song "Crash", Dave Matthews sings:

Hike up your skirt a little more and show your world to me.

In this lyric, Dave Matthews is clearly referring to the vagina.

Ergo, The Secret World of Alex Mack was really about her vagina.
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Rycona
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PostPosted: Jan 12 2007 05:17 pm Reply with quote Back to top

She must have metamorphosed into a metallic lubricant and they edited out all the robot sex.


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PostPosted: Jan 12 2007 05:24 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Syd Lexia wrote:
In the song "Crash", Dave Matthews sings:

Hike up your world a little more and show your world to me.

In this lyric, Dave Matthews is clearly referring to the vagina.

Ergo, The Secret World of Alex Mack was really about her vagina.

The line is "Hike up your SKIRT a little more..."


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PostPosted: Jan 12 2007 05:45 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I'm pretty sure he knew the line and typed it wrong. Otherwise his conclusion would make no sense at all.


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Syd Lexia
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PostPosted: Jan 12 2007 06:22 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Yeah, it's not like you haven't seen me typo before.
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PostPosted: Jan 12 2007 07:09 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Syd Lexia wrote:
Yeah, it's not like you haven't seen me typo before.


Yeah, but usually you leave out words, not replace words with other words.

And what's the big deal about me correcting you? You posted something wrong, I didn't insult you, and you're acting like it's sacrilege that I pointed out something for you to fix in your post.

Should I have posted it to the typo thread? Is that the problem?


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PostPosted: Jan 12 2007 07:15 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Ya know what they say? "People in glass houses sink ships."


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PostPosted: Jan 12 2007 07:22 pm Reply with quote Back to top

You shouldn't throw stones if you live in glass house, but if you got a glass jaw, you should watch your mouth, 'cause I'll break. your. face.

20 points to whoever knows the song where that's from.


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PostPosted: Jan 12 2007 07:27 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I hope you know I pack a chain-saw. (what?)

A motherfucking chainsaw. (what?)

I'll skin your ass raw. (what?)

A motherfucking chain-saw.


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PostPosted: Jan 12 2007 09:16 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Syd Lexia wrote:
In the song "Crash", Dave Matthews sings:

Hike up your skirt a little more and show your world to me.

In this lyric, Dave Matthews is clearly referring to the vagina.

Ergo, The Secret World of Alex Mack was really about her vagina.


Larisa Oleynik would be so disappointed in you! (but she's so hot it doesn't really matter anyway)

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PostPosted: Jan 12 2007 10:09 pm Reply with quote Back to top

So I walk up on high, and I step to the edge, to see my world below.

Dear God, Ed Roland is a woman!


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PostPosted: Jan 12 2007 10:47 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Valdronius wrote:
So I walk up on high, and I step to the edge, to see my world below.

Dear God, Ed Roland is a woman!


I KNEW IT! Cool


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PostPosted: Jan 12 2007 11:41 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Though I am completely against thinking of Alex Mack in terms of her vagina, I can THANK the heck out of Syd for bringing back these amazing memories of my childhood... it sounds pretty fucked up, but I always wanted to be the girl who got drenched in the toxic waste! Alex Mack rocked!



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PostPosted: Jan 13 2007 02:18 am Reply with quote Back to top

Tishwitch wrote:
Though I am completely against thinking of Alex Mack in terms of her vagina, I can THANK the heck out of Syd for bringing back these amazing memories of my childhood... it sounds pretty fucked up, but I always wanted to be the girl who got drenched in the toxic waste! Alex Mack rocked!

I always wanted to be Vince and get screwed over week after week Twisted Evil


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PostPosted: Jan 13 2007 02:26 am Reply with quote Back to top

Tebor wrote:
I always wanted to be Vince and get screwed over week after week Twisted Evil


It's WWE juxtaposition.


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PostPosted: Jan 13 2007 02:28 am Reply with quote Back to top

Rycona wrote:
Tebor wrote:
I always wanted to be Vince and get screwed over week after week Twisted Evil

It's WWE juxtaposition.

Laughing Laughing Laughing


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PostPosted: Jan 13 2007 05:00 am Reply with quote Back to top

Epiphone #2: Not only is Ed Roland a woman, but The Edge is his gynocologist!

Don't move
Don't talk out of time
Don't think
Don't worry
Everything's just fine
Just fine

Always good to hear those words at the end of a PAP test.


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