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Decoy
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PostPosted: Jan 10 2007 11:13 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Doom 3-

1. Marines and civilians die when you shoot them (Or even punch) them in the foot. No wonder Mars City got taken over by demons, everyone there can be poked and killed.

2. Why the hell isn't there any duct tape around?

3. Who the hell would give put locker combinations on PDAs? God knows who's listening.

XIII-

1.NOBODY HAS EYE PUPILS. SCARY!!!

Metal Gear Solid-

1.Why are the guards such wussies? For god's sakes, I could take them on.

2.Ok, you send a black ops soldier into a highly(Yeah, right.) guarded facility without a damn silenced gun? Must of spend the weapons budget on submarine fuel.

3.The guards seem to have the eyesight of a cheese sandwhich, and the attention span of one to boot.

4.Snake doesn't turn into Snake Soup when the M1 tank hits him with the main turret.

5. Rockets don't instantly splatter Vulcan Raven.

6. Shooting Sniper Wolf in the head doesn't kill her. (Execpt when snake uses his little SOCOM to shoot her in the head to kill her.)


A shovel and a complete lack of ethics can get you anything.
 
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