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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
Location: Annandale, VA
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Valdronius
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Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
Posts: 4465
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Screw 10 minutes, I'm going for the high score!
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Klimbatize wrote: |
A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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HardcoreGamer4Ever
Title: I Am The God Of Awesome
Joined: Jun 28 2010
Location: Your Mom's Vagina!
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Jack Slater
Title: Friendly Felon
Joined: May 17 2009
Location: Phoenix, AZ
Posts: 706
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I didn't watch the video, so I'm going to assume that the bigger the breasts, the stronger the effect. Shit, I'm all set to live forever then. All I gotta do is make sure my wife doesn't die.
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Cause that's how I roll bounce. |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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Poppycock, if true men would be immortal.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16135
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Drew Linky
Wizard
Joined: Jun 12 2009
Posts: 4209
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What...
So I had a reason for my inability to resist?
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https://discord.gg/homestuck is where you can find me literally 99% of the time. Stop on by if you feel like it, we're a nice crowd. |
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
Location: Annandale, VA
Posts: 5603
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Valdronius wrote: |
Screw 10 minutes, I'm going for the high score! |
Ehh, sometimes 10 minutes is all I need.
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 My Muzaks! CHECK IT OUT!!!
http://www.facebook.com/hellodharmaband
3DS is very good, and Wii U!
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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 5228
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SNESGuy
Title: El Duderino
Joined: Jul 31 2010
Location: Da D.C
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Dr. Jeebus wrote: |
This was a story in Weekly World News back in 1998. Therefore, there's no way it can possibly ever be true. |
How the fuck did you remember that?
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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it's still a great pickup line.
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
Location: Annandale, VA
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FNJ wrote: |
it's still a great pickup line. |
I can agree with this.
"Listen I am not doing this because I /want/ to, just fighting off death another day".
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 My Muzaks! CHECK IT OUT!!!
http://www.facebook.com/hellodharmaband
3DS is very good, and Wii U!
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Dr. Jeebus
Moderator
Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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SnesGuy wrote: |
Dr. Jeebus wrote: |
This was a story in Weekly World News back in 1998. Therefore, there's no way it can possibly ever be true. |
How the fuck did you remember that? |
Um, because it was fucking hilarious?
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dr.jeebus.sydlexia.com - Updated sometimes, but on hiatus!
UsaSatsui wrote: |
The three greatest heels in history...Andy Kaufman, Triple H, and Dr. Jeebus |
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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
Posts: 3707
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honestly i'am glad for all the woman out there that this is bullshit.
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it was the blurst of times |
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
Posts: 6544
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In Jeebus defense, I remember pretty much every Weekly World News cover story from like 1998 and back. Why? Because they are all fantastic.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
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It is most certainly not true:
http://www.myfoxboston.com/dpp/news/offbeat/study-staring-at-breasts-increases-heart-health-20110304
However, it wouldn't be the worst white lie ever told.
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Study: Staring at breasts increases heart health
Published : Friday, 04 Mar 2011, 7:02 AM EST
Gene
Lavanchy
(FOX 25 / MyFoxBoston.com) - PLEASE NOTE: Much to the dismay of many of us here at FOX 25, we have received quite a few responses that this story is actually false and was an internet hoax from quite a few years ago.
However, once this story was posted, it took off like wildfire on the web and was shared with great excitement. Apparently, many of you agree with this study!
Come to find out, there is no study to back this up so we are now leaving it up to you.
Hoax or not a hoax… Do you agree with this ‘study’?
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Guys, listen up. A study says it is actually healthy to stare at a woman's breasts.
Five-hundred men participated in the German study. Half were told to refrain from looking at breasts for five years, the other half were told to ogle them daily.
The study found the men who stared at breasts more often showed lower rates of heart problems, a lower resting heart rate and lower blood pressure.
The authors of the study recommend that men stare at breasts for 10 minutes a day. |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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i'll_bite_your_ear wrote: |
honestly i'am glad for all the woman out there that this is bullshit. |
Oh blow it out your ass, if women didn't want us looking at their breasts they wouldn't put them on in the morning!
That's how it works, right?
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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Blackout wrote: |
i'll_bite_your_ear wrote: |
honestly i'am glad for all the woman out there that this is bullshit. |
Oh blow it out your ass, if women didn't want us looking at their breasts they wouldn't put them on in the morning!
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It is indeed how it works.
To a certain degree this is true. Women would not present cleavage in public if they were not interested in showing it to others. Now, this doesn't mean that they expect to be groped, verbally abused, or paid for sex. Don't be confused. Boobs being shown simply means they want some attention.
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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
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i don't know. i'am just a very shy person so i can understand that some girl/woman could feel inconvenient if people she doesn't know stare at parts of her body that get mostly associated with sex. I personally try to avoid to do that. it is just not necessary.
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it was the blurst of times |
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Ghandi
Title: Alexz Aficionado
Joined: May 21 2008
Posts: 2889
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I'm going to live forever!
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Jack Slater
Title: Friendly Felon
Joined: May 17 2009
Location: Phoenix, AZ
Posts: 706
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Here's a question: how the hell did this story get on the air without even a cursory fact check? What kind of banana republic university did these newscasters get their journalism degrees from?
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Cause that's how I roll bounce. |
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
Posts: 5316
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Too bad I'm more of an ass guy.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Doddsino wrote: |
Too bad I'm more of an ass guy.  |
If you get caught staring just say that studies show it can help you fight the odds on colon cancer.
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