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Scientists Prove Staring At Breasts Can Help You Live Longer


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Andrew Man
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PostPosted: Mar 12 2011 11:35 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Do it for your health! Potentially NSFW?



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PostPosted: Mar 12 2011 11:39 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Screw 10 minutes, I'm going for the high score!


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PostPosted: Mar 12 2011 11:44 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Awesome!


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PostPosted: Mar 12 2011 11:45 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I didn't watch the video, so I'm going to assume that the bigger the breasts, the stronger the effect. Shit, I'm all set to live forever then. All I gotta do is make sure my wife doesn't die.


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PostPosted: Mar 13 2011 12:18 am Reply with quote Back to top

Poppycock, if true men would be immortal.



 
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PostPosted: Mar 13 2011 01:10 am Reply with quote Back to top

lol didnt we cover this already?

EDIT: sure enough, we did: http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=11377&highlight=live+longer+stare+breasts

good to see a youtube video on it though


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PostPosted: Mar 13 2011 01:39 am Reply with quote Back to top

What...

So I had a reason for my inability to resist?


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Andrew Man
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PostPosted: Mar 13 2011 01:55 am Reply with quote Back to top

Valdronius wrote:
Screw 10 minutes, I'm going for the high score!


Ehh, sometimes 10 minutes is all I need. Bell


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PostPosted: Mar 13 2011 02:17 am Reply with quote Back to top

This was a story in Weekly World News back in 1998. Therefore, there's no way it can possibly ever be true.


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PostPosted: Mar 13 2011 02:36 am Reply with quote Back to top

Dr. Jeebus wrote:
This was a story in Weekly World News back in 1998. Therefore, there's no way it can possibly ever be true.

How the fuck did you remember that?


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PostPosted: Mar 13 2011 03:23 am Reply with quote Back to top

it's still a great pickup line.


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PostPosted: Mar 13 2011 04:41 am Reply with quote Back to top

FNJ wrote:
it's still a great pickup line.


I can agree with this.

"Listen I am not doing this because I /want/ to, just fighting off death another day".


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PostPosted: Mar 13 2011 05:05 am Reply with quote Back to top

SnesGuy wrote:
Dr. Jeebus wrote:
This was a story in Weekly World News back in 1998. Therefore, there's no way it can possibly ever be true.

How the fuck did you remember that?

Um, because it was fucking hilarious?


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PostPosted: Mar 13 2011 07:55 am Reply with quote Back to top

honestly i'am glad for all the woman out there that this is bullshit.


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PostPosted: Mar 13 2011 01:12 pm Reply with quote Back to top

In Jeebus defense, I remember pretty much every Weekly World News cover story from like 1998 and back. Why? Because they are all fantastic.


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PostPosted: Mar 13 2011 01:19 pm Reply with quote Back to top

It is most certainly not true:
http://www.myfoxboston.com/dpp/news/offbeat/study-staring-at-breasts-increases-heart-health-20110304

However, it wouldn't be the worst white lie ever told.

Quote:
Study: Staring at breasts increases heart health
Published : Friday, 04 Mar 2011, 7:02 AM EST

Gene
Lavanchy
(FOX 25 / MyFoxBoston.com) - PLEASE NOTE: Much to the dismay of many of us here at FOX 25, we have received quite a few responses that this story is actually false and was an internet hoax from quite a few years ago.

However, once this story was posted, it took off like wildfire on the web and was shared with great excitement. Apparently, many of you agree with this study!

Come to find out, there is no study to back this up so we are now leaving it up to you.

Hoax or not a hoax… Do you agree with this ‘study’?
---------

Guys, listen up. A study says it is actually healthy to stare at a woman's breasts.

Five-hundred men participated in the German study. Half were told to refrain from looking at breasts for five years, the other half were told to ogle them daily.

The study found the men who stared at breasts more often showed lower rates of heart problems, a lower resting heart rate and lower blood pressure.

The authors of the study recommend that men stare at breasts for 10 minutes a day.



 
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PostPosted: Mar 13 2011 03:04 pm Reply with quote Back to top

i'll_bite_your_ear wrote:
honestly i'am glad for all the woman out there that this is bullshit.

Oh blow it out your ass, if women didn't want us looking at their breasts they wouldn't put them on in the morning! Rolling Eyes

That's how it works, right? Confused



 
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PostPosted: Mar 13 2011 03:07 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Blackout wrote:
i'll_bite_your_ear wrote:
honestly i'am glad for all the woman out there that this is bullshit.

Oh blow it out your ass, if women didn't want us looking at their breasts they wouldn't put them on in the morning! Rolling Eyes

That's how it works, right? Confused

It is indeed how it works.

To a certain degree this is true. Women would not present cleavage in public if they were not interested in showing it to others. Now, this doesn't mean that they expect to be groped, verbally abused, or paid for sex. Don't be confused. Boobs being shown simply means they want some attention.



 
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i'll_bite_your_ear
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PostPosted: Mar 13 2011 03:13 pm Reply with quote Back to top

i don't know. i'am just a very shy person so i can understand that some girl/woman could feel inconvenient if people she doesn't know stare at parts of her body that get mostly associated with sex. I personally try to avoid to do that. it is just not necessary.


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PostPosted: Mar 13 2011 07:39 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I'm going to live forever! Smile


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Jack Slater
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PostPosted: Mar 13 2011 07:41 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Here's a question: how the hell did this story get on the air without even a cursory fact check? What kind of banana republic university did these newscasters get their journalism degrees from?


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Doddsino
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PostPosted: Mar 13 2011 09:09 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Too bad I'm more of an ass guy. Sad
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PostPosted: Mar 14 2011 12:35 am Reply with quote Back to top

Doddsino wrote:
Too bad I'm more of an ass guy. Sad

If you get caught staring just say that studies show it can help you fight the odds on colon cancer.



 
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