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Posted: Jan 06 2007 01:48 am

Round 2, Match 8:

Syd Lexia

VS.

Tishwitch

This match will end at 12:00 AM PST on Sunday, January 7th.

Posted: Jan 06 2007 01:53 am

Coming to you from the dead...

Posted: Jan 06 2007 02:18 am

Now, for Master Syd.

Posted: Jan 06 2007 02:20 am

Who the fuck do you think I would vote for? Syd all the way!

Posted: Jan 06 2007 02:33 am

I found this picture of Syd, from when he was a kid:

Posted: Jan 06 2007 02:37 am

I think the only two possible ways for Syd to lose this are if Tish starts posting naked pictures or if she rapes Syd until he delivers a concession speech

Posted: Jan 06 2007 02:40 am

And now, the easy joke:

Posted: Jan 06 2007 02:43 am

So, if she floats like a duck, she's made of wood? Which means she's a witch?

Posted: Jan 06 2007 02:46 am

Did Kris Lexia do that artwork?

Posted: Jan 06 2007 03:09 am

Sadly, no. Pilfered from online.

Posted: Jan 06 2007 03:10 am

I say you make her draw one to replace that poster.

Posted: Jan 06 2007 03:12 am

Knyte wrote:

I found this picture of Syd, from when he was a kid:

I was getting ready to say if that was really him, til i saw you put it there

Posted: Jan 06 2007 07:23 am

VOTE SYD.

Posted: Jan 06 2007 09:32 am

A VOTE FOR SYD IS A VOTE FOR COUNTRY MUSIC!

Posted: Jan 06 2007 09:33 am

Posted: Jan 06 2007 01:39 pm

I voted for however you spell her user name, becuase if Syd's not voted out, he's just going to win the whole God damn thing, and that's no fun.

Posted: Jan 06 2007 01:46 pm

Thanks! I agree that Syd needs to be BANISHED!!! How fun would it be if he won the whole thing? really?

Posted: Jan 06 2007 02:14 pm

I'm not one to threaten... but some of you don't understand the gravity of voting against me!

Don't let it be your fault!

Posted: Jan 06 2007 02:26 pm

Some of you may recall Tish's original avatar was Smurfette:

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If you are wondering why she changed it, the answer it simple: she completed the task that Smurfette was originally created to carry out - SMURF GENOCIDE:

VOTE FOR SYD, THE ANTI-GENOCIDE CANDIDATE.

Posted: Jan 06 2007 02:45 pm

With parents like this, can you really believe anything he says?

Posted: Jan 06 2007 03:52 pm

Posted: Jan 06 2007 04:19 pm

Hmm. Alucard is the son of Dracula, and he fucking rules even though his father was a douche. Also, Luke Skywalker defeated Darth Vader. So, if we apply that logic to Tish's accusations, Syd fucking rules and is the only one capable of defeating Rachel Ray, since Saddam is already dead. Vote Syd!

Posted: Jan 06 2007 04:25 pm

Well... we could think of it that way... but I think he's far more comparable to Oedipus Rex!

SYDLEXIA IS IN LOVE WITH HIS MOTHER!!! HIS MOTHER IS RACHEL RAY!!!

Do you really want this "man" as your leader?

I mean, he obviously is in love with her! How else can you explain inviting her for Xmas at the Lexia's?

Posted: Jan 06 2007 05:48 pm

That was just the "before" picture. He'd show us the "after" picture (and by "after", I mean "after the chainsaw and flamethrower"), but that would violate his own NSFW rule. And he's not one to take special privledges.

Posted: Jan 06 2007 05:49 pm

Char Aznable wrote:

That was just the "before" picture. He'd show us the "after" picture (and by "after", I mean "after the chainsaw and flamethrower"), but that would violate his own NSFW rule. And he's not one to take special privledges.

She'd look like 2Pac... After he got shot.