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In 1992, Wolfenstein 3-D revolutionized video games and created the 3D first-person shooter genre. Now, after decades of development, Wolfenstein 3-D has been converted to breathtaking, epoch-making 1-D. You can now play the game in a single, dazzling one-pixel line.

http://wonder-tonic.com/wolf1d/

Why?

No seriously, why? Also... wtf?

Posted: Mar 08 2011 05:50 pm

Oh, that first thing is a door. I wasted all my ammo shooting it.

Reminds me a lot of Final Fantasy XIII.

Posted: Mar 08 2011 05:54 pm

if you want to play episode 2-3 you have to pay 35$. seriously, the people who programmed this lost their fucking mind.

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i'll_bite_your_ear wrote:

if you want to play episode 2-3 you have to pay 35$. seriously, the people who programmed this lost their fucking mind.

Uh, that is Apogee Software's address from back in the day.

It is just a retro fun thing to write.

UsaSatsui's Youtube Channel · Posted: Mar 08 2011 06:02 pm

Klimbatize wrote:

Reminds me a lot of Final Fantasy XIII.

BURN!

Posted: Mar 08 2011 06:06 pm

lawl

Posted: Mar 08 2011 06:30 pm

Klimbatize wrote:

Reminds me a lot of Final Fantasy XIII.

We are now mortal enemies good sir.

Posted: Mar 08 2011 06:43 pm

This makes me very angry...very angry indeed

Posted: Mar 08 2011 06:53 pm

Douche McCallister wrote:

Klimbatize wrote:

Reminds me a lot of Final Fantasy XIII.

We are now mortal enemies good sir.

He's not saying anything untrue. Otherwise i'am unable to understand that most people here doesn't seem to like it. To me it's like an very classic RPG with very good graphics and thats it.

Posted: Mar 08 2011 07:00 pm

I want those 5 minutes of my life back.

Posted: Mar 08 2011 08:49 pm

Douche McCallister wrote:

Klimbatize wrote:

Reminds me a lot of Final Fantasy XIII.

We are now mortal enemies good sir.

Heh, I've never even played FFXIII. I just wanted to throw out a hacky joke and I've heard so many people criticize it for being too linear that it was the first thing that popped into my mind.

Friends again?

Posted: Mar 08 2011 08:55 pm

Douche McCallister wrote:

Klimbatize wrote:

Reminds me a lot of Final Fantasy XIII.

We are now mortal enemies good sir.

Does this mean you two are going to cross swords?! :3

Posted: Mar 08 2011 09:03 pm

Klimbatize wrote:

Douche McCallister wrote:

Klimbatize wrote:

Reminds me a lot of Final Fantasy XIII.

We are now mortal enemies good sir.

Heh, I've never even played FFXIII. I just wanted to throw out a hacky joke and I've heard so many people criticize it for being too linear that it was the first thing that popped into my mind.

Friends again?

I suppose

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Klimbatize wrote:

Oh, that first thing is a door. I wasted all my ammo shooting it.

Reminds me a lot of Final Fantasy XIII.

Oh god yes.
http://normalboots.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=147&Itemid=11&lang=en

Posted: Mar 09 2011 06:00 am

MellowMeek wrote:

Klimbatize wrote:

Oh, that first thing is a door. I wasted all my ammo shooting it.

Reminds me a lot of Final Fantasy XIII.

Oh god yes.
http://normalboots.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=147&Itemid=11&lang=en

That was good.

Posted: Mar 09 2011 07:26 am

Klimbatize wrote:

Douche McCallister wrote:

Klimbatize wrote:

Reminds me a lot of Final Fantasy XIII.

We are now mortal enemies good sir.

Heh, I've never even played FFXIII. I just wanted to throw out a hacky joke and I've heard so many people criticize it for being too linear that it was the first thing that popped into my mind.

RAGE! There's nothing wrong with linear! I want slap every one of those people.

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Pandajuice wrote:

Klimbatize wrote:

Douche McCallister wrote:

Klimbatize wrote:

Reminds me a lot of Final Fantasy XIII.

We are now mortal enemies good sir.

Heh, I've never even played FFXIII. I just wanted to throw out a hacky joke and I've heard so many people criticize it for being too linear that it was the first thing that popped into my mind.

RAGE! There's nothing wrong with linear! I want slap every one of those people.

Yeah, but do you get to choose the order of the slapping?

Posted: Mar 09 2011 04:14 pm

No YEAH ending? Weak.

Posted: Mar 09 2011 06:14 pm

How the hell am I supposed to dodge incoming fire?! Mad

Posted: Mar 09 2011 08:00 pm

If it were possible, you would close the door.

Docinsano's Channel 63 · Posted: Mar 09 2011 08:04 pm

Atma wrote:

I want those 5 minutes of my life back.

It took you five minutes to beat that?

Posted: Mar 09 2011 08:10 pm

docinsano wrote:

Atma wrote:

I want those 5 minutes of my life back.

It took you five minutes to beat that?

I had the same problem as Klimb. I couldn't figure out that first thing was a door.

Or really what the fuck was happening.

Docinsano's Channel 63 · Posted: Mar 09 2011 08:47 pm

If only you dumbasses had the mental capability to read instructions before starting... Razz

Posted: Mar 09 2011 10:18 pm

I don't like how the guns don't hitscan. It makes the game too easy.

Posted: Mar 09 2011 11:12 pm

The violence level in this game is a huge turnoff.