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Black Zarak
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Mila Kunis giving Natalie Portman oral? This seems like the kind of thing we'd be all over. There's also some thing about a horror/ballet combo but that's not important. Important is Jackie eating out Padme.
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GPFontaine
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Black Zarak wrote: |
Mila Kunis giving Natalie Portman oral? This seems like the kind of thing we'd be all over. There's also some thing about a horror/ballet combo but that's not important. Important is Jackie eating out Padme. |
They are both attractive actresses and this is definitely an intriguing scene you describe... but it isn't enough to make me watch a movie about ballet. I'm sure the clips will be on YouTube soon enough if they aren't already there now... and if they are there now, then this should be an nwo thread with embedded clips... shouldn't it.
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
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I don't know if the clips are available...did Christmas come early?!?
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FNJ
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Too busy jerking it to comment.
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Black Zarak
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Dammit, to Google video search!
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TheRoboSleuth
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In case your wondering there is a movie released recently called "The Girl Who Played With Fire" that has an extended full lesbian sex scene complete with muffdiving with one part of the equation being a large breasted Muay Thai Fighter.
Black Swan loses.
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sidewaydriver
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Black Zarak wrote: |
Mila Kunis giving Natalie Portman oral? |
Suddenly I'm disappointed that this movie is not in 3D.
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Dr. Jeebus
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Yeah, so this movie was awesome. If you have a girlfriend that likes psychological thrillers then it's a great date movie to see together. I mean, it's a great movie anyway, but in the back of my mind the whole time, all I could think was "This is still technically a movie about ballet".
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sidewaydriver
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I really want to see it but I can't think of anyone who would want to go see it with me.
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Coasterama
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It is from the same guy that did The Wrestler and Requiem for a Dream (among others). He does a great job in all of his movies of getting you to relate to the character even though they have nothing in common with you.
He is also doing the new fucking Wolverine movie. Go see Black Swan, it is a masterpiece...
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bassguy252
Title: Professional Malcontent
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great movie... not an erotic lesbian scene, that scene is horrifying much like jennifer connoly's scene in requiem for a dream, the circumstances behind that scene are so horrifying that its more depressing then erotic... If you see this movie, go see it for how brilliant it is, not to please your inner horny teenage boy
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 Let's assume it's a mixture of the two!
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Burt Reynolds
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I don't understand all the praise. Just like in requiem, Aronofsky lacks any sort of subtlety. He drives his "message" home with over the top, laughable visual metaphors. The foreign, womanizing ballet director is about a cliche a character you can find until you meet her overprotective mother living vicariously through her daughter. The wrestler was pretty good, and I haven't seen Pi, but most of Aronofsky's movies are utter tripe in my opinion.
Though I will say Natalie Portman did a hell of a job acting in this film.
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Dr. Jeebus
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Well the director is interesting in that he's not strictly a womanizing asshole. Like he clearly goes way over the line of what's appropriate, but it also comes across as though he's doing it strictly for the good of her performance and the show. I'd say his character was closer to the football coach willing to do anything to win than the sleazy director/producer archetype.
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aeonic
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Burt Reynolds wrote: |
I don't understand all the praise. Just like in requiem, Aronofsky lacks any sort of subtlety. He drives his "message" home with over the top, laughable visual metaphors. The foreign, womanizing ballet director is about a cliche a character you can find until you meet her overprotective mother living vicariously through her daughter. The wrestler was pretty good, and I haven't seen Pi, but most of Aronofsky's movies are utter tripe in my opinion.
Though I will say Natalie Portman did a hell of a job acting in this film. |
Pi is a fantastic piece of work. You should totally check it out.
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Ash Burton
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Burt Reynolds wrote: |
I don't understand all the praise. Just like in requiem, Aronofsky lacks any sort of subtlety. He drives his "message" home with over the top, laughable visual metaphors. The foreign, womanizing ballet director is about a cliche a character you can find until you meet her overprotective mother living vicariously through her daughter. The wrestler was pretty good, and I haven't seen Pi, but most of Aronofsky's movies are utter tripe in my opinion.
Though I will say Natalie Portman did a hell of a job acting in this film. |
The strange thing is this guy was signed on to do the next Wolverine movie, so we will see how that goes...
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Doddsino
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I went to go see it over the weekend. I enjoyed it.
I think the best moment was the cameo of the "ass to ass" guy on the subway. He patted his dick while he gave a kissy sound to Portman. It was awesome.
I guess the one thing that was annoying was the cliche "look in the mirror and the reflection does something different" routine. Does every supernatural thriller have to have that nowadays?
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Beach Bum
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I watched it yesterday. For a ballet movie it was surprisingly good, but it was pretty predictable. It is probably not a movie I would watch more than once.
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
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bassguy252 wrote: |
great movie... not an erotic lesbian scene, that scene is horrifying much like jennifer connoly's scene in requiem for a dream, the circumstances behind that scene are so horrifying that its more depressing then erotic |
I have heard from friends who have seen it that you are a dirty liar and the scene is very hot.
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Dr. Strangelove
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Black Zarak wrote: |
bassguy252 wrote: |
great movie... not an erotic lesbian scene, that scene is horrifying much like jennifer connoly's scene in requiem for a dream, the circumstances behind that scene are so horrifying that its more depressing then erotic |
I have heard from friends who have seen it that you are a dirty liar and the scene is very hot. |
It's somewhere in between hot and "ass-to-ass". IDK, I wasn't turned on.
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Dr. Jeebus
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Doddsino
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Dr. Strangelove wrote: |
It's somewhere in between hot and "ass-to-ass". IDK, I wasn't turned on. |
If "ass to ass" guy was present for that scene, it would've been 100X better.
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Black Zarak
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...I'm still into it
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JoshWoodzy
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Doddsino wrote: |
Dr. Strangelove wrote: |
It's somewhere in between hot and "ass-to-ass". IDK, I wasn't turned on. |
If "ass to ass" guy was present for that scene, it would've been 100X better. |
...Wait, why? He was the only thing from letting me achieve a boner in the ass to ass seen, why do you want him in this one?
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Dr. Strangelove
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joshwoodzy wrote: |
Doddsino wrote: |
Dr. Strangelove wrote: |
It's somewhere in between hot and "ass-to-ass". IDK, I wasn't turned on. |
If "ass to ass" guy was present for that scene, it would've been 100X better. |
...Wait, why? He was the only thing from letting me achieve a boner in the ass to ass seen, why do you want him in this one? |
...the only thing? that scene is deranged!
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Dr. Strangelove
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Dr. Jeebus wrote: |
The scene starts off pretty hot, but then becomes less so. |
*Somewhat of a spoiler alert* (highlight the text)
Her mom is in the next room while she's having her crazy masturbating-but-not-really dreamlike sequence. That is not hot!
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