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Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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http://www.bite.ca/bitedaily/2011/01/top-10-worst-songs-to-sing-at-a-urinal/
im sure they missed a couple.
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| We’ve all had that problem where you’re trying to go to the bathroom, and the person at the urinal or in the stall next to you is either whistling or singing a song, to distract everyone else from the fact that they’re going number one (or number two). Little does the singer realize that he/she is only drawing more attention to themselves, and it often makes things so awkward that it’s hard to go, especially if the song’s lyrics become relevant to the act of peeing (or pooing). Here are the top 10 worst songs anyone could ever sing at the urinal (or in the stall next to yours). |
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
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Just off the top of my head:
"Don't go chasin' waterfalls, please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to..."
"What I got I gotta give it to your mama..."
"Anything you can do, I can do better..."
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Valdronius
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Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
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'I Touch Myself"
"Even Flow"
"We Didn't Start the Fire"
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
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Hahahahaha, now I'm going to sing Highway to the Danger Zone or More Than A Feeling whenever I'm in a crowded bathroom.
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"Let that be a lesson to you, your family and everyone you've ever known..."
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
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Alot of these songs are random. Get Back? Tom Sawyer? Why?
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There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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Milhouse
Joined: Dec 19 2008
Location: Charlottesville, VA
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"The First Cut is the Deepest" at OJ Simpson's funeral.
* Oops, I thought it said at a funeral, not urinal. Oh well, at a urinal I DO sing 'Dear Penis' by Rodney Carrington.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Who the fuck sings at the urinal? I've never encountered that. 
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
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"It's a small world after all..."
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PJX
Joined: Jun 20 2008
Location: United Kingdom
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"Hold on I'm coming" - Sam & Dave
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
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"Hit me with your best shot..."
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SNESGuy
Title: El Duderino
Joined: Jul 31 2010
Location: Da D.C
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99 bottles of jizz on the wall
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
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"Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?" by Frank Zappa easily comes to mind.
Although I prefer "Master and Servant" by Depeche Mode.
And most of those choices they came up with suck.
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
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"Private eyes *clap clap* they're watching you..."
Seriously, I could come up with 10 better ones in my sleep.
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