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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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By the Associated Press
@nhregister
BRISTOL. (AP) — A 21-year-old Bristol man told police he stabbed four people at a party Saturday night, one fatally, because partygoers were making fun of his flatulence.
Police say Marc Higgins left the party and returned with three knives, stabbing people indiscriminately, according to court documents released Tuesday.
The Hartford Courant, quoting those documents, reported that Higgins told police he was angry at being derided and wanted to teach people that they shouldn't trifle with him.
Higgins appeared in court Tuesday charged with murder, assault and carrying a dangerous weapon, and was ordered held in lieu of $2 million bond.
Twenty-one-year-old Matthew Walton died of his injuries. The wounds suffered by the other three victims were not life threatening. |
http://nhregister.com/articles/2011/01/18/blotter/doc4d35f91cae15f366199293.txt
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SNESGuy
Title: El Duderino
Joined: Jul 31 2010
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bassguy252
Title: Professional Malcontent
Joined: May 26 2010
Location: Mount Dhoom!!!!!!!
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thats so pathetic, what a loser
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Mr. Satire
Joined: Jun 08 2010
Location: Termina Field
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Moron.
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Signature by Hacker (RIP) |
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Jack Slater
Title: Friendly Felon
Joined: May 17 2009
Location: Phoenix, AZ
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Yeah, but you can be damn sure none of those people are gonna make fun of him farting again.
+1 to the journalist for using the word "trifle." Far too rare nowadays.
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
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"When questioned as to why his flatulence was so prevalent, Higgins complained of sharp stabbing pains in his stomach."
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"Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!" |
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
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Yet another life that could have been saved by Beano.
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Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom. |
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Thunderhorse
Title: This is DELICIOUS!
Joined: Dec 29 2009
Location: Colorado Springs, CO
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I guess they...
(sunglasses)
ran out of gas.
YEAAAH!
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
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| thats so hilarious, what a hero |
Fixed.
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Dr. Strangelove
Joined: Dec 30 2010
Location: Salt Lake City
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Beans, Beans, a magical Stash
The more you eat, the more you Gash
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
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Next time, instead of uhhh...attempted murder...maybe you should just like...sit on the fucking toilet like a regular person?
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
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You sit on the toilet just to fart? Fucking weirdo.
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
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Usually I don't fart unless my ass is full of shit.
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Dr. Strangelove
Joined: Dec 30 2010
Location: Salt Lake City
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Hm, I fart all of the time regardless of my need to shit.
Maybe.... Anyone know where I left my knife
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Well he's got plenty of practice for shanking dudes in the pen.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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lol.
"i remember my friend laughed at me for farting once. ONCE"
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Dr. Strangelove
Joined: Dec 30 2010
Location: Salt Lake City
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Why would the guy need three knives?
"This one looked nice when I grabbed it, but I'm not really satisfied with its stabbing potential"
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Doddsino
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| Why would the guy need three knives? |
Maybe assuming if one gets taken away from him, he could pull another?
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Sehkmaenzo
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| Dr. Strangelove wrote: |
| Why would the guy need three knives? |
That's a possible reason 
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Dr. Strangelove
Joined: Dec 30 2010
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hahahaha. Yes. That could be it.
Or alternatively, one attached to his foot
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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| Doddsino wrote: |
| Dr. Strangelove wrote: |
| Why would the guy need three knives? |
Maybe assuming if one gets taken away from him, he could pull another? |
Yeah if you're going to do something stupid you might as well plan smart.
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
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| bassguy252 wrote: |
| thats so pathetic, what a loser |
Seriously. I fart loud as a motherfucker and I fucking expect to be amused at my butthole beefery in social situations.
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There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
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bassguy252
Title: Professional Malcontent
Joined: May 26 2010
Location: Mount Dhoom!!!!!!!
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this entire situation is really starting to stink
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Let's assume it's a mixture of the two!
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
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