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check some of this shit out guys!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/index.php?s=30eaaea450183df529d21dbeacf7b01d&showtopic=11209

oh and for the record:

zelda nerds wrote:

~ OoT-MM-TP-TWW-PH-TMC-FS-FSA-Seal War-ALttP-LA-OoS/OoA-LoZ-AoL ~

Posted: Dec 29 2006 01:51 am

Hey, every great franchise has it's rabid super-fans.

Don't forget the

Final Fantasy nerds
Star Wars and Star Trek nerds
And [insert awesome franchise here] nerds

2010 SLF Tag Champ Joined: Jun 07 2006 Posts: 12294

who shot first?

Posted: Dec 29 2006 07:54 am

Han. I've seen the original cut, ya know, before lucas started mucking around with it.

2010 SLF Tag Champ Joined: Jun 07 2006 Posts: 12294

do you have proof of this?

Posted: Dec 29 2006 10:14 pm

http://www.gannon-banned.com/

Posted: Dec 29 2006 11:56 pm

albrowne wrote:

http://www.gannon-banned.com/

Wow.

Now, I understand that we're obviously all not the coolest people on Earth, as much as I'd like to think talking about cardboard cutouts of Rachael Ray and dredging up bloated pics of Cousin Larry, but I have to say...

...the person who created and maintains that site is a total and complete waste of space on this planet. The day this person gets laid the ground will tremble, the oceans will boil, mountains will crumble, and Jeebus will be human.

Posted: Dec 30 2006 12:02 am

Spanky, do you have penis envy? Is Jeebus' penis like 6" longer than yours? Don't worry! Size isn't the only thing that matters, you gotta know how to use it too... unless you can't use it... then you'd better just die!

This Is A Joke

Posted: Dec 30 2006 12:34 am

Tishwitch wrote:

Spanky, do you have penis envy? Is Jeebus' penis like 6" longer than yours? Don't worry! Size isn't the only thing that matters, you gotta know how to use it too... unless you can't use it... then you'd better just die!

This Is A Joke

I just don't see why you have to "rise up" and defend Jeebus' honor or whatever it is you're doing every time someone says something less than flattering about him. No one crowned you "Protector of Jeebus", nor do I think he needs one.

I've been over this: I've known the kid since 2nd grade, he knows I'm busting his balls, but he's been less than pleasant (read: kind of a douche) on the forums since he became a mod. We bait each other all the time. I'm just playing with it a little bit. The dig at Jeebus was a small part at the end of the post, which I guess I should've tagged with This Is A Joke

so that everyone would get it. Rolling Eyes

If he has a problem with me busting his balls, he'll tell me. His "internet buddies" coming to his defense is just unnecessary and a little laughable.

Posted: Dec 30 2006 01:54 am

I think YOU may be taking it a little too seriously! Do you think I really think you have penis envy? Do I know anything about your penis? Obviously not!

I know you've been friends since grade 2 or whatever, that's great! I mean, I don't care one way or the other, but good for you... Confused

You might think he's been a douche bag lately, and I won't agree or disagree with that, but you're the one throwing remarks out when he hasn't posted all week. What does that make you?

Posted: Dec 30 2006 06:09 am

S. McCracken= Owned.

2010 SLF Tag Champ Joined: Jun 07 2006 Posts: 12294

I knew I was forgetting to do somethign today!

jeebus is a queer.

thanks for reminding me.

Posted: Dec 30 2006 09:37 am

S. McCracken wrote:

albrowne wrote:

http://www.gannon-banned.com/

Wow.

Now, I understand that we're obviously all not the coolest people on Earth, as much as I'd like to think talking about cardboard cutouts of Rachael Ray and dredging up bloated pics of Cousin Larry, but I have to say...

...the person who created and maintains that site is a total and complete waste of space on this planet. The day this person gets laid the ground will tremble, the oceans will boil, mountains will crumble, and Jeebus will be human.

Heh, check out "THE OFFICIAL GANNON-BANNED MYSPACE PROFILE!":
http://www.myspace.com/gannonbanned

Genius.

Posted: Dec 30 2006 10:23 am

gannon-banned is officially the worst website on the internet. there is being a nerd,and then there is being a hopeless fucking reject who takes everything too seriously. i hope someone "gannon-bans" his face and then gang-bangs his mom.

Posted: Dec 30 2006 10:51 am

I couldn't resist the urge to message this kid.
here's what i wrote in a myspace message (i hope he reads it.)

Quote:

I'm a Zelda series fan. Hell, I might even go as far as a Zelda fanatic. However, there is a fine line between being fanatic about something, and being a rash idiot who takes something FAR too seriously.
The legend of Zelda exsists only as a form of entertainment. Like most entertainment of it's kind, It was bound to have a fanatical fan base dedicated to the study and mastery of the games. You, however, Have crossed the line into rash idiocy.
You've created an entire web site, based on a little known fad, where you criticize people for not being as knowledgeable as you about zelda. You nitpick about how accurate people are when talking about the games.

"OMG, YOU DIDN'T PUT 'THE' WHEN TALKING ABOUT THE WIND WAKER. YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT!"

Not everybody has the time to put in to learn all of that stuff, because MOST people have better fucking things to do with their time. Yet you act like everybody should know everything about the Zelda universe when making reference to it.

The fact that you run and maintain your website makes me lose a little faith in humanity as a whole. You've got to wake up and smell the roses sir. Zelda,and video games as a whole,while enjoyable, are amoung the least important things in life. You need to start prioritizing.

Also, You should probably know that really,nobody gives a fuck what you think. In fact, I shouldn't even really be writing this message, but After reading your site and reflecting on how fundamentally retarded the entire concept is, I couldn't resist the urge to address you personally.

Your site,which is both a case of extreme nerd behavior, and a vein attempt to be funny, could easily be the most pointless I've ever had the displeasure of reading. I implore you to get a life and stop taking the Zelda universe so fucking seriously. In the end, It's only Polygons and plot.

Posted: Dec 30 2006 01:39 pm

And BB King. Truer words were never spoken.

Posted: Dec 30 2006 02:36 pm

B.B.King wrote:

I couldn't resist the urge to message this kid.
here's what i wrote in a myspace message (i hope he reads it.)

Quote:

I'm a Zelda series fan. Hell, I might even go as far as a Zelda fanatic. However, there is a fine line between being fanatic about something, and being a rash idiot who takes something FAR too seriously.
The legend of Zelda exsists only as a form of entertainment. Like most entertainment of it's kind, It was bound to have a fanatical fan base dedicated to the study and mastery of the games. You, however, Have crossed the line into rash idiocy.
You've created an entire web site, based on a little known fad, where you criticize people for not being as knowledgeable as you about zelda. You nitpick about how accurate people are when talking about the games.

"OMG, YOU DIDN'T PUT 'THE' WHEN TALKING ABOUT THE WIND WAKER. YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT!"

Not everybody has the time to put in to learn all of that stuff, because MOST people have better fucking things to do with their time. Yet you act like everybody should know everything about the Zelda universe when making reference to it.

The fact that you run and maintain your website makes me lose a little faith in humanity as a whole. You've got to wake up and smell the roses sir. Zelda,and video games as a whole,while enjoyable, are amoung the least important things in life. You need to start prioritizing.

Also, You should probably know that really,nobody gives a fuck what you think. In fact, I shouldn't even really be writing this message, but After reading your site and reflecting on how fundamentally retarded the entire concept is, I couldn't resist the urge to address you personally.

Your site,which is both a case of extreme nerd behavior, and a vein attempt to be funny, could easily be the most pointless I've ever had the displeasure of reading. I implore you to get a life and stop taking the Zelda universe so fucking seriously. In the end, It's only Polygons and plot.

Haha, awesome. You've got to keep us posted if he replies to that.

Posted: Dec 30 2006 04:26 pm

Tishwitch wrote:

I think YOU may be taking it a little too seriously! Do you think I really think you have penis envy? Do I know anything about your penis? Obviously not!

I know you've been friends since grade 2 or whatever, that's great! I mean, I don't care one way or the other, but good for you... Confused

You might think he's been a douche bag lately, and I won't agree or disagree with that, but you're the one throwing remarks out when he hasn't posted all week. What does that make you?

Eh, I told him in person. And it'll give him something to read when he gets back.

Posted: Dec 30 2006 09:08 pm

Bah god, King! Syd is going to be GANNON-BANNED:

http://www.sydlexia.com/nes100/nes03.htm

Posted: Dec 30 2006 09:15 pm

Don't forget Gundam nerds! God, those guys are annoying.

EDIT: I read the GANNON-BANNED site. I wish I hadn't. The Cane of Somalia and the Cane of Byrna? Fuck! I know what he's talking about, but I wish I didn't just so I could insult him with my ignorace even more! That guy is a complete waste of good carbon molecules, and he should drop off of the face of the planet (or have a guest apperance on the Rachel Ray show, either is fine by me).

EDIT EDIT: I really hate his qualm about the names. Granted, The Twilight Princess sounds stupid, but besides that, he can go fuck himself. I'll call Wind Waker Wind Waker, and I'll call Ocarina of Time Ocarina of Time.

EDIT EDIT EDIT: I also hate how he uses the terms "Newb and NOOB". Those only apply to multiplayer games, and he uses them out of context. Just because somebody doesn't know every little thing about a series doesn't mean you're better than them. It just means that they probably have more of a social life*.

*Excepting people like RegalSin, of course.

Posted: Dec 30 2006 09:41 pm

Yeah, the site is completely awful. "OMG! You used ACTUAL GAME TEXT from The Legend of Zelda as the basis for your spelling of Gannon. YOU FUCKING SUCK, NOOB!"

His complaint about Wind Waker and Link To The Past is especially retarded. It is common form to drop the introductory article in a title, especially for alphabetical purposes. I'm surprised he didn't bitch about people who write Windwaker as one word, because that happens all the time.

His Ocarina complaint is also mindboggling... I don't think I have ever seen or heard anyone refer to OoT as THE Ocarina of Time. However, tOoT is a pretty funny acronymn.

Posted: Dec 30 2006 09:49 pm

I hate him. He should go die.

Posted: Dec 31 2006 10:47 am

It's a secret to everyone.