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Posted: Dec 17 2010 03:01 am

My physics teacher Mr. Bergstrom is on leave to get his hip and knees replaced with titanium prosthetics for a couple weeks (I've coined the name "Borgstrom" for him when he gets back Cool

) so we have a substitute, the sub doesn't know jack shit about physics so he game us a bullshit assignment, and only 2 god damn days to do it.

He assigned us random noted physisists and we have to understand and explain their achievements and contributions to their respective fields... And I am going to get the first "F" I have ever gotten. I was assigned Igor Tamm (and am unable to change my person) and he is fucking way too confusing. I can't understand anything he did, and the only book on him I could find is in FUCKING RUSSIAN!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surface_states
is anyone on this forum secretly a physics genius because surface states are fucking hard. Crying

Title: Hugh Joined: Sep 23 2007 Posts: 1591

Spanish Meatloaf, you are my favorite person on the entire forums.

Posted: Dec 17 2010 04:49 am

Wasn't Mr. Bergstrom the name of that substitute teacher Lisa had a crush in that one episode of The Simpsons in the like the first couple of seasons?

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Then it's settled. Spanish Meatloaf doesn't have a life, he just has a collective of thoughts from Simpson's episodes and pretends that whatever happened on the show happened to him.

Posted: Dec 18 2010 03:01 am

Well fuck all, I finished the assignment with some nice big size 12 comic sans font (technically, this isn't braking MLA format) and posted some fucking random formulas that I had no idea about... came our to around 5 pages Cool

ANYWAYS! My live is not like the simpsons... well, I do play sax, my dad is a drunken idiot, and my mother is in denial about it... but honestly, for all the crazy shit in that show, I bet someone else on these forums is more like Lisa simpson than me... And no Andrew, I don't have the hots for my 65 year old cybernetically enhanced physics teacher.

Posted: Dec 18 2010 03:11 am

Spanish Meatloaf wrote:

Well fuck all, I finished the assignment with some nice big size 12 comic sans font (technically, this isn't braking MLA format) and posted some fucking random formulas that I had no idea about... came our to around 5 pages 8)

ANYWAYS! My live is not like the simpsons... well, I do play sax, my dad is a drunken idiot, and my mother is in denial about it... but honestly, for all the crazy shit in that show, I bet someone else on these forums is more like Lisa simpson than me... And no Andrew, I don't have the hots for my 65 year old cybernetically enhanced physics teacher.

Your ok in my book.

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Spanish Meatloaf wrote:

My physics teacher Mr. Bergstrom is on leave to get his hip and knees replaced with titanium prosthetics for a couple of weeks

Whats he gonna do after a few weeks when the titanium is removed?

Posted: Dec 18 2010 07:02 am

FNJ wrote:

Spanish Meatloaf wrote:

My physics teacher Mr. Bergstrom is on leave to get his hip and knees replaced with titanium prosthetics for a couple of weeks

Whats he gonna do after a few weeks when the titanium is removed?

Get a wheelchair most likely.

UsaSatsui's Youtube Channel · Posted: Dec 18 2010 10:36 am

This was hard.