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Valdronius
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Title: SydLexia COO
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Apparently Mr. Boll is shooting part of his latest atrocity about 30 minutes from where I live. If I wasn't going state-side for Christmas, I probably could've been an extra.
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FNJ
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I wonder if Jason statham will reprise his role as Burt Reynolds' son: the only mideval knight that knows karate kicks.
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GPFontaine
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Location: Connecticut
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This makes me very sad... very sad.
Wasn't the first movie enough cause to convince everyone on earth that spending money to help Boll is a terrible idea?
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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
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This makes me very sad... very sad.
Wasn't the first movie enough cause to convince everyone on earth that spending money to help Boll is a terrible idea? |
That was a Boll movie?!
That explains this failure of epic degree. The movie couldn't even decide if he was trash or not. Just weak.
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Knyte
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Title: Curator Of The VGM
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| FNJ wrote: |
| I wonder if Jason statham will reprise his role as Burt Reynolds' son: the only mideval knight that knows karate kicks. |
Boll already said that everyone from the first movie will be dead. And, that Dolph Lundgren will play Statham's son, or something.
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greeneyedzeke
Joined: Aug 25 2005
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| FNJ wrote: |
| I wonder if Jason statham will reprise his role as Burt Reynolds' son: the only mideval knight that knows karate kicks. |
Boll already said that everyone from the first movie will be dead. And, that Dolph Lundgren will play Statham's son, or something. |
Lundgren's going to be a cop or something and ninjas are going to drag him back in time to the land of the first movie.
AWESOME!
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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DrBoll
Joined: Jun 21 2008
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| greeneyedzeke wrote: |
| Knyte wrote: |
| FNJ wrote: |
| I wonder if Jason statham will reprise his role as Burt Reynolds' son: the only mideval knight that knows karate kicks. |
Boll already said that everyone from the first movie will be dead. And, that Dolph Lundgren will play Statham's son, or something. |
Lundgren's going to be a cop or something and ninjas are going to drag him back in time to the land of the first movie.
AWESOME! |
hey LOSER who can't get a date your sarcasm is fucking STUPID and you dont know about what your talking. the ninjas dont drag him back in time it is a VORTEX so why dont you shut the fuck up while you can? or are you too stupid to fucking realize that you dont know what your saying? go watch your stupid TRON if thats all you want out of your movies. LUNDGREN is a superstar as you saw from EXPENDABLES the people want to watch him and i got him.
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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
Joined: Nov 19 2009
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Eww Ewe Boll. My poor roommate bought Dungeon Siege because he thought it would be exciting. My wife, he and I watched it together and by the end of it nobody could talk to each other because of the weight of the collective shame. I would ask God to return those minutes we lost that we could've enjoyed with each other, but they're so irrevocably tainted with craptasticity that it wouldn't avail me to do so. Shame on you, Ewe. Shame on you and the star-flung horrors that spawned you before man had descended from the trees, oh ye of the goat of a thousand young!
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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| greeneyedzeke wrote: |
Lundgren's going to be a cop or something and ninjas are going to drag him back in time to the land of the first movie.
AWESOME! |
Wasn't that the plot of Ninja Turtles III? You know, the really boring one that no one liked?
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DrBoll
Joined: Jun 21 2008
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| aeonic wrote: |
| Eww Ewe Boll. My poor roommate bought Dungeon Siege because he thought it would be exciting. My wife, he and I watched it together and by the end of it nobody could talk to each other because of the weight of the collective shame. I would ask God to return those minutes we lost that we could've enjoyed with each other, but they're so irrevocably tainted with craptasticity that it wouldn't avail me to do so. Shame on you, Ewe. Shame on you and the star-flung horrors that spawned you before man had descended from the trees, oh ye of the goat of a thousand young! |
its funny that the NERDS and LOSERS on the internet are so to TALK when they have the fucking the COMPUTER SCREEN in front of them but none of them are willing to say this shit to my FACE. DUNGEON SIEGE made only the THIRTEEN MILLION in the box office and then made almost FIFTEEN MILLION on home video and that shows that people are RESPONDING to it when not being told to hate it like shit from the press assholes. it will go higher and having DOLPH LUNDGREN and maybe even JOHN TRAVOLTA in the sequel will make it make more than ever before.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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| aeonic wrote: |
| Eww Ewe Boll. My poor roommate bought Dungeon Siege because he thought it would be exciting. My wife, he and I watched it together and by the end of it nobody could talk to each other because of the weight of the collective shame. I would ask God to return those minutes we lost that we could've enjoyed with each other, but they're so irrevocably tainted with craptasticity that it wouldn't avail me to do so. Shame on you, Ewe. Shame on you and the star-flung horrors that spawned you before man had descended from the trees, oh ye of the goat of a thousand young! |
its funny that the NERDS and LOSERS on the internet are so to TALK when they have the fucking the COMPUTER SCREEN in front of them but none of them are willing to say this shit to my FACE. DUNGEON SIEGE made only the THIRTEEN MILLION in the box office and then made almost FIFTEEN MILLION on home video and that shows that people are RESPONDING to it when not being told to hate it like shit from the press assholes. it will go higher and having DOLPH LUNDGREN and maybe even JOHN TRAVOLTA in the sequel will make it make more than ever before. |
Thirteen million in the theater, plus fifteen in home sales... That would be $28 Million. Not to bad considering the film looks like a $10,000 Handycam job. Of course you need to consider the fact that the film actually cost $60 million to make... so it actually lost $32 million. FLOP! FLOP! like a fish out of water.
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FNJ
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Joined: Jun 07 2006
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| Knyte wrote: |
| FNJ wrote: |
| I wonder if Jason statham will reprise his role as Burt Reynolds' son: the only mideval knight that knows karate kicks. |
Boll already said that everyone from the first movie will be dead. And, that Dolph Lundgren will play Statham's son, or something. |
Lundgren's going to be a cop or something and ninjas are going to drag him back in time to the land of the first movie.
AWESOME! |
I'd actually pay for this.
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FNJ
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And how the he'll do you go Burt Reynolds > Jason statham > dolph lundren?
Can't be as bad as alone in the dark's take on Edward carnby, which was Christian slater > some Asian guy.
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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
Joined: Nov 19 2009
Location: Kissimmee, FL
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| aeonic wrote: |
| Eww Ewe Boll. My poor roommate bought Dungeon Siege because he thought it would be exciting. My wife, he and I watched it together and by the end of it nobody could talk to each other because of the weight of the collective shame. I would ask God to return those minutes we lost that we could've enjoyed with each other, but they're so irrevocably tainted with craptasticity that it wouldn't avail me to do so. Shame on you, Ewe. Shame on you and the star-flung horrors that spawned you before man had descended from the trees, oh ye of the goat of a thousand young! |
its funny that the NERDS and LOSERS on the internet are so to TALK when they have the fucking the COMPUTER SCREEN in front of them but none of them are willing to say this shit to my FACE. DUNGEON SIEGE made only the THIRTEEN MILLION in the box office and then made almost FIFTEEN MILLION on home video and that shows that people are RESPONDING to it when not being told to hate it like shit from the press assholes. it will go higher and having DOLPH LUNDGREN and maybe even JOHN TRAVOLTA in the sequel will make it make more than ever before. |
How's about we settle this in the ring?
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Who likes role-playing games? Me. Way too goddamn much. |
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
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Well Boll still likely saw money back on the original. Although the law was changed he can still get a good portion back from a german tax shelter.
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