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GPFontaine
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The owner of the Segway company died in a freak accident on Sunday -- after riding one of the company's trademark two-wheeled scooters off a cliff and into a river, the British press reports.
Jimi Heselden, one of England's richest men, was pulled from the River Wharfe in Boston Spa, near Leeds in northern England, local police said.
"Officers were called to the incident around 11:40 a.m. following a call from a member of the public," the West Yorkshire police said in a statement.
"Mr. Heselden, who is from Thrope Arch, was pronounced dead at the scene by paramedics," the statement read. Police said that the incident was "not believed to be suspicious."
According to London's Telegraph, a police spokesman said the 62-year-old Heselden had "fallen from the cliffs above on a Segway."
One of the devices, a battery-powered scooter first introduced in 2002, was found in the area where the body was recovered. It was an off-road model, the Daily Mail reports.
The owner of Hesco Bastion, which manufactures, among other things, blast walls that help protect troops in Afghanistan and Iraq, was a noted philanthropist who recently gave away more than $15,000,000 to charity.
His company bought the New Hampshire-based Segway firm in 2009. |
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2010/09/27/2010-09-27_segway_company_owner_jimi_heselden_dies_in_england_after_riding_a_segway_off_cli.html
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Slayer1
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That is both morbidly funny and sad... Irony?
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Lady_Satine
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Holy crap. I was waiting for a link to the Onion or something, but this is genuinely wrong.
Also, I thought Dean Kamen (sp?) was the man behind the Segway.
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GPFontaine
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Dean Kamen invented the device, but Jimi Heselden is the company owner.
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aeonic
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Just saw this... wow. That probably couldn't have happened in a weirder fashion unless it'd fallen on him when he landed.
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The Opponent
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I think I just got iron poisoning. This is just too perfect.
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Ice2SeeYou
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Good thing mall security guards don't have to worry about cliffs.
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Andrew Man
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| GPFontaine wrote: |
| Dean Kamen invented the device, but Jimi Heselden was the company owner. |
Fixed.
But yea, a bit ironic.
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sidewaydriver
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They make an off road segway? I guess nothing is more off road than a cliff.
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Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
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Back to the Future: Part 2 was on this weekend. He probably got confused and forgot he wasn't riding a hover-segway.
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UsaSatsui
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I make a will save to disbelieve.
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GPFontaine
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| Ice2SeeYou wrote: |
| Back to the Future: Part 2 was on this weekend. He probably got confused and forgot he wasn't riding a hover-segway. |
Hey Heselden you bojo! Those Segways don't work off cliffs! Unless you've got power!
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The Opponent
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Where he's going, he won't need ground.
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Blackout
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Oh it was the owner of segway that died! I kept reading it as an owner of a segway died and thought why is this on every list of headlines?
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Anthraxinsoup
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Joined: Sep 22 2010
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Where the fuck was he driving? and why was he driving close to a cliff? was he like, wanting to be dangerous?
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Sehkmaenzo
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X-treme segway, my friend. It's LAZYCORE!
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Anthraxinsoup
Title: That one guy!
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| Sehkmaenzo wrote: |
| X-treme segway, my friend. It's LAZYCORE! |
FUCK YEAR! X-TREME SEGWAY! AND THAT'S WITH AN X AS IT IS THAT EXTREME!
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Blackout
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Shut up, Dorn
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The only way that this is a complete death is if 200 naked women on Segways chased him off the cliff. #obscureMontyPythonreference
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Drew Linky
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| Shut up, Dorn wrote: |
| The only way that this is a complete death is if 200 naked women on Segways chased him off the cliff. #obscureMontyPythonreference |
I think I get it. I have my doubts though.
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SoldierHawk
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Is it wrong that I find this hilarious right now?
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sidewaydriver
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UPDATE:
His final words were "Riding on a segway makes me feel so lame I could kill myself."
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bassguy252
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| Andrew Man wrote: |
| GPFontaine wrote: |
| Dean Kamen invented the device, but Jimi Heselden was the company owner. |
Fixed.
But yea, a bit ironic. |
pretty much said what I was going to say right there
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 Let's assume it's a mixture of the two!
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
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| Is it wrong that I find this hilarious right now? |
I think, well at least I hope, that people are laughing at the irony. The actual death itself is tragic and sad, but that isn't what we are really talking about here in this thread.
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UsaSatsui
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It's funny in the same way Steve Irwin's death was.
Tragedy can be funny.
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