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Boy Meets Girl, Boy Loses Girl, Boy Clones Girl


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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
PostPosted: Sep 09 2010 02:57 pm Reply with quote Back to top

http://gizmodo.com/5632349/man-replaces-ex+girlfriend-with-silicone-clone

Some men buy sophisticated, ultra-realistic sex dolls choosing face models, body types, bust sizes, and even adding sensors that make them moan. This is the first time, however, that I've heard of a man cloning his ex-girlfriend in silicone.

Why would you like to have an inert clone of the source of your pain is beyond me, but it has happened in Italy. After his girlfriend left him, a 50-year-old man took a bunch of her photographs to adult toy maker Diego Bortolin and asked him to reproduce her. He wanted an exact copy of the 1.60-meter-tall, 127-pound blonde except for one detail: "I want it just like her but with bigger boobs."

Normally, Bortolin sells his silicone dolls—with fully articulated metal skeletons—for $5,000 a pop. This time, however, the abandoned man had to pay $18,000. The reason, according to the manufacturer: "We had to replicate everything, right down to the shape of her nails and teeth."

Maybe he now can talk with Zoltan, and make her talk with some rudimentary artificial intelligence. But then again, like Bortolin says, "she is now the perfect girlfriend as far as I can see." [The Sun]


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Andrew Man
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Joined: Jan 30 2007
Location: Annandale, VA
PostPosted: Sep 09 2010 03:25 pm Reply with quote Back to top

"I want it just like her but with bigger boobs." Haha, Jesus Christ...


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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
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PostPosted: Sep 09 2010 07:29 pm Reply with quote Back to top

lordsathien wrote:
silicone dolls—with fully articulated metal skeletons—for $5,000 a pop.[The Sun]

That's pretty cheap for a girl Terminator.


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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
PostPosted: Sep 09 2010 07:34 pm Reply with quote Back to top

The-Excel wrote:
lordsathien wrote:
silicone dolls—with fully articulated metal skeletons—for $5,000 a pop.[The Sun]

That's pretty cheap for a girl Terminator.

You have to do all the moving.


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Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
Joined: Oct 30 2008
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PostPosted: Sep 10 2010 05:29 am Reply with quote Back to top

Andrew Man wrote:
"I want it just like her but with bigger boobs." Haha, Jesus Christ...


Hey as long as you're making a clone of your ex-girlfriend, you might as well improve her a bit, right?
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chazzlabs
Joined: Dec 28 2009
Location: New Jersey
PostPosted: Sep 10 2010 06:44 am Reply with quote Back to top

Pandajuice wrote:
Andrew Man wrote:
"I want it just like her but with bigger boobs." Haha, Jesus Christ...


Hey as long as you're making a clone of your ex-girlfriend, you might as well improve her a bit, right?


Indeed. She's the perfect girlfriend as far as I'm concerned; she's got big fake boobies and she can't talk back to you. Very Happy
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FNJ
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PostPosted: Sep 10 2010 08:09 am Reply with quote Back to top

Now he can beat her and put cigaretes out on her to his hearts content!


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Atma
Title: Dragoon
Joined: Apr 29 2010
Location: Cincinnati, OH
PostPosted: Sep 10 2010 10:00 am Reply with quote Back to top

FNJ wrote:
Now he can beat her and put cigaretes out on her to his hearts content!

Hahaha
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