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Fucked up Sex Laws


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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
PostPosted: Aug 25 2010 04:01 pm Reply with quote Back to top

A fun infographic:




 
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
PostPosted: Aug 25 2010 04:04 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Wow, it's a wonder there are any people in Washington at all! Laughing



 
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
PostPosted: Aug 25 2010 04:05 pm Reply with quote Back to top

for number 12: how does Nevada have kids then?
Number 16: Gives a new meaning to Tuna Taco
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Klimbatize
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PostPosted: Aug 25 2010 04:09 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I knew I should have moved to Guam when I had the chance.


Pretty much the greatest thread of all time: http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=14789

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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
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PostPosted: Aug 25 2010 04:15 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I don't feel like doing the actual research, but a lot of these "wacky laws" are either ones that never really existed, don't exist anymore, or are taken out of context. I'd lay even money that #12 isn't "you can't screw without a condom", but something prohibiting screwing a prostitute without a condom (remember it's legal there in some places). And as for #13, I bet it's illegal to wear any sort of offensive costume, not just a penis one.
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
PostPosted: Aug 25 2010 04:25 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Though personally I'd love to see much of the politicians in the country wear a giant dick suit to show what they really are
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
PostPosted: Aug 25 2010 04:55 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Sex toys are illegal in Georgia, so they're called adult novelties.


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Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Joined: Sep 28 2008
Location: South of Heaven
PostPosted: Aug 25 2010 05:19 pm Reply with quote Back to top

That's the second time today I heard about masturbation being punishable by decapitation in Indonesia. Apparently this is a hot topic.


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Sehkmaenzo
Joined: Jun 29 2010
PostPosted: Aug 25 2010 05:22 pm Reply with quote Back to top

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That's the second time today I heard about masturbation being punishable by decapitation in Indonesia. Apparently this is a hot topic.

They must have circle jerk joints. And that's awful.
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Syd Lexia
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Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
PostPosted: Aug 25 2010 05:29 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Weirdest sex law ever: In Massachusetts, gay people can get married

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Drew Linky
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PostPosted: Aug 25 2010 05:58 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Syd Lexia wrote:
Weirdest sex law ever: In Massachusetts, gay people can get married

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Once again, my day has been made.

Also, the penis suit one made me laugh. Of course.
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awsgames
Joined: May 29 2010
PostPosted: Aug 25 2010 06:56 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Funny, I used to live in Nevada and now I live in Washington. Everywhere I go, there's weird sex laws.
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SteelBallRun
Title: Kenka Bancho
Joined: May 05 2010
PostPosted: Aug 25 2010 07:34 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Quote:
Weirdest sex law ever: In Massachusetts, gay people can get married

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Coming to California too!
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
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PostPosted: Aug 25 2010 07:57 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I can only assume most of these laws were passed because someone tried doing any of these things and they don't want it to happen again. The guy who went to the legislature in a dick costume was probably trying to make a point and they got it so clearly that they had to pass a law to raise the bar.


I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can.
 
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
PostPosted: Aug 25 2010 10:02 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I'm with Slayer1, Penis suits should be mandatory in politics.



 
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Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
PostPosted: Aug 26 2010 01:55 am Reply with quote Back to top

UsaSatsui wrote:
I don't feel like doing the actual research, but a lot of these "wacky laws" are either ones that never really existed, don't exist anymore, or are taken out of context. I'd lay even money that #12 isn't "you can't screw without a condom", but something prohibiting screwing a prostitute without a condom (remember it's legal there in some places). And as for #13, I bet it's illegal to wear any sort of offensive costume, not just a penis one.

You're right. There are also stories back in the day of simple-minded congressmen in the US mainly being around so the more poli-savvy legislators could just use them as votes in their favor.

"Hey, will you vote for my appropriations bill?"
"I only care about fish sex."
"I think we can work out a deal."


So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind.
 
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Alowishus
Joined: Aug 04 2009
PostPosted: Aug 26 2010 08:39 am Reply with quote Back to top

Hahaha at penis costume.

Also, silly America with it's silly sex laws.
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