Hello, SydLexians!

First, let me say 'Good luck' to Cam and Lem. You both know you're two of my favorites to chat with in the IRC, so it blows that, yet again, Fernin and I are pitted against an IRC team. If we lose to you guys this match, you will have my support next round, no doubt. But until then, this should be a fun few days.

For everyone's enjoyment, I wrote some Mad Libs today. I'm sure you know how they work, but in case you're unfamiliar here's what you do. Choose a word based on what is being asked, such as Noun, Adjective, etc. Make them as whacky or normal as you'd like. Do not look at the story beforehand, that will ruin the fun! After choosing a word for each slot, simply fill the words into the Mad Lib below and read the hilarity.

If you want to be awesome, you should share your word lists for everyone else so we can join in the fun.

Let's begin! I have written two for you.

MAD LIB #1

1. NUMBER _______________________
2. ADJECTIVE ____________________
3. ADJECTIVE ____________________
4. FORUMER YOU LIKE ______________
5. VERB (-ING) ____________________
6. PLURAL NOUN __________________
7. CELEBRITY _____________________
8. VERB (-ING) ____________________
9. BEVERAGE _____________________
10. FOOD (PLURAL) _________________
11. ADJECTIVE ____________________
12. VERB (-ING) ___________________
13. SONG YOU LIKE ________________
14. MUSICAL INSTRUMENT __________
15. NUMBER ______________________
16. ADJECTIVE ____________________
17. EMOTION _____________________
18. ANIMAL ______________________
19. COLOR ________________________
20. ADJECTIVE ____________________
21. NUMBER ______________________

You’ve decided to enter this year’s Forum Battle! _____(1)NUMBER_____ forumers have signed up, but you still think you have a _____(2)ADJECTIVE_____ chance of coming out on top. Even if you don’t, you hope to have a(n) _____(3)ADJECTIVE_____ time competing. You team up with _____(4)FORUMER YOU LIKE_____ and decide to call yourselves “The _____(5)VERB (-ING)_____ _____(6)PLURAL NOUN_____ with Special Guest _____(7)CELEBRITY_____!”. In preparation for the long hours you’ll be spending _____(8)VERB (-ING)_____ campaign materials, you stock up on _____(9)BEVERAGE_____ and _____(10)FOOD (PLURAL)_____.
The time has come for your first battle! You make some _____(11)ADJECTIVE_____ photoshops of your opponents _____(12)VERB (-ING)_____ each other, and your partner records himself playing a perfect rendition of _____(13)SONG YOU LIKE_____ on his/her _____(14)MUSICAL INSTRUMENT_____. Your partner even paid _____(15)NUMBER_____ backup singers to be in the video to make it extra _____(16)ADJECTIVE_____. In your battle thread you receive copious amounts of compliments for your efforts, which makes you very _____(17)EMOTION_____. Getting into the spirit of the battle, you even make a video of you eating a fried _____(18)ANIMAL_____. This causes you to expel _____(19)COLOR_____ vomit, but at least you caught that on camera!
The entire time you have been doing _____(20)ADJECTIVE_____ stuff, your opponents have posted exactly one time. They win by _____(21)NUMBER_____ votes and you are eliminated from the Forum Battle. Better luck next year.

THE END.

MAD LIB #2

1. ADJECTIVE ____________________
2. ADJECTIVE ____________________
3. PLURAL NOUN __________________
4. ADJECTIVE ____________________
5. LIQUID _______________________
6. BODY PART _____________________
7. NOUN _________________________
8. NOUN _________________________
9. FORUMER YOU DISLIKE ___________
10. NUMBER ______________________
11. SILLY PHRASE __________________
12. COUNTRY _____________________
13. ADJECTIVE ____________________
14. ANIMAL (PLURAL) _______________
15. DISEASE ______________________
16. FORUMER FROM Q. 9 _____________
17. ADVERB _______________________
18. NUMBER ______________________
19. VERB _________________________
20. BODY PART ____________________
21. PLURAL NOUN __________________

What a _____(1)ADJECTIVE_____ morning! You decide to check what’s new on the SydLexia.com forums. Oh boy, a new article about _____(2)ADJECTIVE_____ _____(3)PLURAL NOUN_____. It’s so _____(4)ADJECTIVE_____ you blow the _____(5)LIQUID_____ you’re drinking right out of your _____(6)BODY PART_____ and onto your computer monitor. You grab a _____(7)NOUN_____ and clean it off.
You check the _____(8)NOUN_____ forum and see that _____(9)FORUMER YOU DISLIKE_____ has made the most recent post in last _____(10)NUMBER_____ threads. You mutter “_____(11)SILLY PHRASE!_____” and click on a thread titled “Scientists from _____(12)COUNTRY_____ discover _____(13)ADJECTIVE_____ _____(14)ANIMAL (PLURAL)_____ hold key to cure for _____(15)DISEASE_____”. You scan the posts and read _____(16)FORUMER YOU DISLIKE (SAME AS 9)_____’s last post. It consists of a(n) _____(17)ADVERB_____ written rap song and _____(18)NUMBER_____ grammatical errors. Your brain begins to _____(19)VERB_____ and you clutch your _____(20)BODY PART_____. Reading that post has given you a stroke. You collapse into a pile of _____(21)PLURAL NOUN_____ next to your computer, and die.

THE END.

Hope you enjoyed them!

Don't let these dudes convince you they're the underdogs. I call bullshit. I've only been here a few months. I have very little rep to rely on. Cameron has been here much longer than either member of the IRC Revolution, and he has more posts than Fern and I combined. Also--Fernin and I are assholes.

We are the underdogs, and I fully expect to lose this match. But I'll at least have fun while getting curbstomped.

Speaking of eating, tomorrow I will unveil my own video series. Oh boy, bet you can't wait.

Patience...it's the first night of a three day battle. Like all of you I have real life shit to take care of and I have not been able to prepare as much as I would like to. We will have more promos up very soon.

Thank you for holding your vote, though. I am confident we can out-campaign these lazy oafs.

I would like to thank Fig and jprime personally for admitting to voting for us! Such courage! We appreciate it.

Oh hey, ToGdor made us one of his patented exploding promos! Thanks for the support, man.

FIXED.