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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
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there are games that provide challenges that take every tiny bit of skill you got. Challenges that push you to the limit. Challenges that make you feel standing eye to eye, with the beast that hides in the darkness.
My Plague was the 5th Colossus in SotC in Hard Time Attack Mode. It was so terribly hard to beat the 3rd or the 6th but fighting the 5th was like chasing after a cab without legs. You just CAN'T win. What made it worse, was that i had every fuckig thing you could get in that game. Maxed out Stats, all Items, climbed the Secret Garden, Normal Time Attack beaten, beaten every Colossi on Hard Time Attack. I tried it thousand times. Watched youtube videos where the use shortcuts. Spent nights filled up with desperation and pain but there was no sense in trying and struggeling. The funny thing is that Phaedra itself is not dangerous at all. Her attacks are weak, easy to dodge and will never give you any problems of fought her a couple of times. Its the time. You just have to less of it to beat it. Thats basically it. If i had half a minute more time, it would have been possibly to beat her. But no, they just thought we give the gamer this challenge, where he finally will understand that the 17th Colossus is always around... Time is his name and you won't defeat him.
I gues one day, i will turn on my Ps2 and try it again. Maybe my skills have somehow improved and i will be able to beat her and obtain the Queens Sword (wich instantly kills every colossus in the game).
So, please tell the story of your Challenge that you couldn't beat.
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
Posts: 3495
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La-Mulana plays you all the time. When you find a new area, your first thought isn't "What is this place?", it's "Which of these walls is going to kill me first?"
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Medisinn
Title: King Awesome
Joined: Jul 02 2010
Location: Phoenix
Posts: 26
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Beating Devil May Cry on the hardest difficulty took quite a few tries.
There aren't a lot of hardcore games I pursue. I do always enjoy a game of Day of Reckoning 2 on the hardest difficulty, since the computer is such an invincible cheating asshole, it's always a close match. Same with Fire Pro Wrestling Returns, though recently I've gotten better and can beat the computer on 10 difficulty almost every time.
I guess getting all the achievements on Shadow Complex was pretty annoying, as I had to replay quite a few sections on Insane difficulty, you seem to instadie from machine guns. Combine that with the fact that the game is 2D-ish, so you're playing on one plane while guys are shooting you from the background, yet you can't freely shoot them unless you get your aiming just right. I kept dying from guys the game wouldn't let me shoot. Ugh.
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Drew Linky
Wizard
Joined: Jun 12 2009
Posts: 4209
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Ghosts 'n Goblins... I don't know what it is, but it kicks my ass.
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https://discord.gg/homestuck is where you can find me literally 99% of the time. Stop on by if you feel like it, we're a nice crowd. |
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Teralyx
Title: Master Exploder
Joined: Jun 04 2008
Location: Goldenrod City
Posts: 1419
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Phaedra is the 4th colossus. 5th is Avion.
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 <TheFlamingSchnitzel> Didn't your mom teach you not to punch girls?
<FigNewton> I was too busy /punchin' her/ |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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No "In Soviet Russia" jokes yet? I'm impressed!
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
Location: Annandale, VA
Posts: 5603
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| No "In Soviet Russia" jokes yet? I'm impressed! |
Haha, damn!
I was literally coming into this thread just to make a cheesy Yakov Smirnoff joke...you stole my thunder.
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http://www.facebook.com/hellodharmaband
3DS is very good, and Wii U!
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mechafuhrer
Title: General jackass
Joined: Jul 29 2010
Posts: 182
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What about getting the invincibility cheat on the facility mission in Goldeneye? Everything has to go PERFECT. You can go faster than a kenyan on speed, but if Dr. Doak's not in the right place you're screwed.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16135
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| mechafuhrer wrote: |
| What about getting the invincibility cheat on the facility mission in Goldeneye? Everything has to go PERFECT. You can go faster than a kenyan on speed, but if Dr. Doak's not in the right place you're screwed. |
I don't think I ever accomplished that.
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mechafuhrer
Title: General jackass
Joined: Jul 29 2010
Posts: 182
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| username wrote: |
| mechafuhrer wrote: |
| What about getting the invincibility cheat on the facility mission in Goldeneye? Everything has to go PERFECT. You can go faster than a kenyan on speed, but if Dr. Doak's not in the right place you're screwed. |
I don't think I ever accomplished that. |
Me neither. After a while I gave up and used one of the button codes we found out about years later.
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slapolakinkaido
Title: Illegitimate Son of God
Joined: Jul 14 2009
Posts: 1565
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| Blackout wrote: |
| No "In Soviet Russia" jokes yet? I'm impressed! |
In Soviet Russia, they have no games.
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Drew Linky
Wizard
Joined: Jun 12 2009
Posts: 4209
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| slapolakinkaido wrote: |
| Blackout wrote: |
| No "In Soviet Russia" jokes yet? I'm impressed! |
In Soviet Russia, they have no games. |
Thanks for FUCKING IT UP
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https://discord.gg/homestuck is where you can find me literally 99% of the time. Stop on by if you feel like it, we're a nice crowd. |
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Douche McCallister
Moderator
Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
Posts: 5672
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Star Wars: Force Unleashed on the hardest difficulty. I can't get past the first stage, maybe I just played it a couple times and quit. I can't remember.
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Spanish Meatloaf
Title: Denim Clad Road Warrior
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: Olympia, WA
Posts: 522
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FZero GX for the gamecube. Story mode was rediculous.
Also this 'N' level I made called "the 'N'd" cheesy right? I'm going to put it up once I've beaten it. At least 20,000 attempts in the past 3 years on it.
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SNESGuy
Title: El Duderino
Joined: Jul 31 2010
Location: Da D.C
Posts: 1831
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Super star wars, great game one of my favorites, on hard mode i cant get pasted the tatowine level without cheats
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Hexen
Title: McFavorite Burger Clown
Joined: Jun 29 2010
Location: Texas
Posts: 81
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Currently that is Dragon Quest IX for me. Finding and completing all the grottos and legacy bosses.
Oh, by the way legacy bosses.... FUCK DISRUPTIVE WAVE.
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tolucalakevictims
Title: The Unbeliever
Joined: Jul 01 2010
Location: Australia
Posts: 24
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| slapolakinkaido wrote: |
| Blackout wrote: |
| No "In Soviet Russia" jokes yet? I'm impressed! |
In Soviet Russia, they have no games. |
Alexey Pajitnov isnt happy about that statement. he shall command different shaped blocks to fall on your head.
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"And He was asking him, "What is thy name?" And he said to Him, "My name is Legion; for we are many." |
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E. Most Peninsula
Title: The Third Wheel
Joined: Mar 19 2010
Location: The Arid Void (Texas).
Posts: 91
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Alexey Pajitnov isnt happy about that statement. he shall command different shaped blocks to fall on your head. |
Set to folk music of his country. I've conquered most of my big troubles, but the one that cost me the most time and effort was fighting a huge group of Splicers in BioShock on Hard difficulty. You just get the shotgun, then BAM. No lights. Spotlight's on you, kid, and now you defend yourself from 30 splicers with a boomstick and limited ammo.
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*head implodes* |
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