Lets face it, controversiality sells. GTA: San Andreas probably shifted extra copies once the Hot Coffee mod was discovered and Manhunt probably sold more when it appeared in the news as it was though to be the cause of the death of a teenager who was stabbed, more copies were probably shifted through curiousity.

So screw content, graphics and gameplay. Lets invent a game designed to be as controversial as possible. Winner gets an E-Cookie. I'll start.

I'm Going to hell...

The game will be created using the well known GTA engine, and you play the part of Ivan Sunovabitch, a vodka addict who in his spare time likes to jerk off to pictures of dismembered children and cleans up afterwards using pages from the Quran. Some the missions require you to commit arson against buildings such as chapels, hospitals and orphanages, bonus points are given by the amount of hostages that are left to burn alive at the time of said arson. And much like GTA, you have unlimited freedom on the streets and the unsuspecting public, only you have children as well as adults, which opens up the mini game option where you may strangle them, rape them, ect… or throw them into the boot of your car and drive like a lunatic, bonus points are given by how swiftly you dispose of them in this manner. And after gaining enough money through murder, extortion, paid sex, and assassinations on wealthy political figures, you receive access to Jack Thompson’s private holiday resort… where you then decapitate him (urinating down his throat is optional) nail him to a wall, and then proceed to commit necrophilia on his corpse, all the while a video camera broad casts these images to children’s and religious T.V. networks around the world. Again, gaining bonus points through the combos you may perform…. Then you blow your brains out…

Top that…..