The Fighting Mongooses, made up of Ghandi and Not Sure, campaigned relentlessly in their previous match, producing picture upon picture of witty material and defeated Char Aznable and Mr. Bomberman 31-31 (won the tiebreaker).
LEMon Party: Live on CAMera!, comprised of LowEndLem and Cameron, narrowly defeated The Forumers of Light last round 34-34 (plus the tiebreaker) largely thanks to eating disgusting things on camera.
The poll ends 72 hours from the minute this goes up.
This is a difficult match for me as well. None of you give a shit, but here's why it's tough for me.
You have Lem, who is one of my favorite IRCers and slashfic writers. You also have Cameron, who is (nearly) my musical soul mate and we have spent many nights exchanging music links; he introduced me to Sleigh Bells and for that I am eternally grateful.
On the other hand, you have Ghandi, who's one of the funniest people ever to chat with in real time, especially when he has a slight buzz on. Also, we have Not Sure, who has become my toughest challenger in Scrabble ever. In fact, we're playing right now as I type this. I'm winning, of course . His gaming videos speak for themselves.
Going to be tough. Will have to think about it for a bit.
And yes, I will brag about winning Scrabble because it's the only game I can beat him in.
As a robot, I don't have much imagination for clever campaign posters and such. Also, ingesting food is out of the question. I'm not one of those newfangled eating and pooping machines. I can, however, subject myself to ridiculous gaming tasks for your enjoyment, like so:
Vote for us and I'll do the same for 4-6, uncharged. Or not. I'll probably do it whether we win or lose.
It shall come soon. Tomorrow (or later today, depending on where you live) is my next day off, so I'll have something up tomorrow evening.
Klimbatize wrote:
I think he promised he'd eat a 10 pound watermelon, rind in all, in one sitting.
It was either that or a 10 pack of Watermelon Hubba Bubba. Can't remember which.
I can't eat watermelon skin. That would be like trying to eat a shoe. Also, I can chew gum, but I can't eat it.
In the meantime...
Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
Posted:
Aug 01 2010 02:56 am
I for one, cannot vote Cam & Lem, I mean look at his face in the first frame of that so called poem, it clearly screams rape.
That, along with Lem's fanfic about the rape of respected members of this forum brings me to the conclusion that team LEMon Party: Live On CAMera are either rapists, or strong proponents of aforementioned rape. My vote goes to The Fighting Mongooses.
FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
Posted:
Aug 01 2010 02:59 am
To be honest, I found his take on my sexuality to be very liberating emotionally.
LowEndLem
Title: Not Gay
Joined: Mar 19 2009
Location: Illinois
Posts: 966
Posted:
Aug 01 2010 03:17 am
Blackout wrote:
I for one, cannot vote Cam & Lem, I mean look at his face in the first frame of that so called poem, it clearly screams rape.
That, along with Lem's fanfic about the rape of respected members of this forum brings me to the conclusion that team LEMon Party: Live On CAMera are either rapists, or strong proponents of aforementioned rape. My vote goes to The Fighting Mongooses.
Prove either of them are respected.
<docinsano>i beat off using save states
<Tako> But, brontosaurs ate plants. It wouldn't be a threat to Jesus.
Why? Fuck you, that's why.
Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
Posts: 4637
Posted:
Aug 01 2010 03:21 am
Blackout wrote:
I for one, cannot vote Cam & Lem, I mean look at his face in the first frame of that so called poem, it clearly screams rape.
That, along with Lem's fanfic about the rape of respected members of this forum brings me to the conclusion that team LEMon Party: Live On CAMera are either rapists, or strong proponents of aforementioned rape. My vote goes to The Fighting Mongooses.
Blackout, if it weren't for the fact that the GIF you made is quite possibly the best GIF I've ever seen, I would be upset that we did not net your vote. In fact, I'd use that GIF as my avatar if it wouldn't irritate any of the more epileptic forumers.
FNJ wrote:
To be honest, I found his take on my sexuality to be very liberating emotionally.
Haha, I'm glad I could be of service.
Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
Posted:
Aug 01 2010 03:23 am
I was gonna make it spin around too, but I got lazy.
*edit, I also like how neither of you attempted to deny my accusations.
Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
Joined: Oct 30 2008
Location: US and UK
Posts: 2649
Posted:
Aug 01 2010 07:05 am
I won't be voting until Cam pukes again.
Nekkoru
Title: Polish Pickle Wench
Joined: Jan 25 2008
Location: Warsaw, Poland
Posts: 1319
Posted:
Aug 01 2010 08:01 am
T.E.N.T.A.C.L.E.R.A.P.E. (or at least me) endorses LowEndLem and Cameron, because:
1. One of them is my facebook buddy
2. Fuck that other guy and the robot. The robot gets fucked because of his 2D gaming skills, the other guy gets a freebie.
I now bestow upon you the title of Most Awesome Person.
GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
Posted:
Aug 01 2010 11:08 am
Not Sure,
I will give your team my vote if you accomplish either of the following challenges:
1. Defeat Mother Brain in Super Metroid without losing any energy until her "Mind Laser".
2. Defeat Ganon in The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past without losing any hearts.
mechafuhrer
Title: General jackass
Joined: Jul 29 2010
Posts: 182
Posted:
Aug 01 2010 11:14 am
Nekkoru wrote:
T.E.N.T.A.C.L.E.R.A.P.E. (or at least me) endorses LowEndLem and Cameron, because:
1. One of them is my facebook buddy
2. Fuck that other guy and the robot. The robot gets fucked because of his 2D gaming skills, the other guy gets a freebie.
Heh, i dont think eating random shit is that big a deal really. My dad made me eat food i didnt like all my life, and he'd punish me if i puked. Now i'll try just about anything. Most retro games i played were really fucking hard and took me forever to beat. Also, voting for a team because one of them's your facebook friend is kind of biased. Just sayin'
Mickey mouse will consume you.
Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
Joined: Oct 30 2008
Location: US and UK
Posts: 2649
Posted:
Aug 01 2010 11:27 am
mechafuhrer wrote:
Heh, i dont think eating random shit is that big a deal really. My dad made me eat food i didnt like all my life, and he'd punish me if i puked.
Ok well, for normal people who didn't have completely fucked up childhoods like yours, it is a big deal.
mechafuhrer
Title: General jackass
Joined: Jul 29 2010
Posts: 182
Posted:
Aug 01 2010 11:43 am
Pandajuice wrote:
mechafuhrer wrote:
Heh, i dont think eating random shit is that big a deal really. My dad made me eat food i didnt like all my life, and he'd punish me if i puked.
Ok well, for normal people who didn't have completely fucked up childhoods like yours, it is a big deal.
It wasn't that fucked up. I just meant sometimes I didn't like the taste of what my mom made. He'd just send me to my room if i didnt eat.
Mickey mouse will consume you.
Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
Joined: Oct 30 2008
Location: US and UK
Posts: 2649
Posted:
Aug 01 2010 12:39 pm
Oh. Well, say that next time instead of using hyperbole that makes your father seem like an abusive prick.
Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
Posted:
Aug 01 2010 01:06 pm
I once fed my 5 year old cousin a bunch of fried calamari telling her it was chicken, she looked at my like I was evil when I told she just ate a bunch of squid, I countered with a Do you even know what a squid is?, and it stumped her.
. His gaming videos speak for themselves.
