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Knyte
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Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
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From Filmdrunk.com:
In the immortal words of Kenny Powers, it’s with much disbelief that I ask, “Sh*t, you can die from that?”. Apparently, watching a porno ranks somewhere up next to fighting terrorism on planet Earth’s danger chart. The UK’s Daily Mail recently ran an article featuring the timeless story of a beautiful young woman who died whilst masturbating to a porno flick. Oh don’t you worry, in respectable Daily Mail fashion, the article was sure to feature the woman’s full name, yet still manage to withhold the title of the porno that did her in. I’m guessing she must have been watching Eff Me To Death: Volume 3, but I could be wrong. It definitely may have been Volume 2.
A 30-year-old woman’s death as she used a sex toy while watching pornography was probably due to her state of sexual excitement, an inquest heard today. Children’s nanny Nichola Paginton was found dead in bed naked from the waist down last October with pornographic material running on her laptop. A sex toy was discovered next to her.
A Home Office pathologist told the inquest in Gloucester that Miss Paginton died from a sudden heart arrhythmia, probably brought on by her state of arousal.
‘After they [the neighbors-Ed.] broke in they realised Miss Paginton was dead,’ said Sgt Webb. ‘She had a computer on her lap and when they moved it and lifted the duvet, they found she was naked from the waist down and there was a vibrator in the bed.
‘The laptop was still displaying pornographic material.’
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
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Of course they didn't reveal the name of the porno, yet another facet to the Robot Chicken conspiracy. That wasn't a sex toy as much as it was a copter probe.
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Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
Joined: Oct 30 2008
Location: US and UK
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Take articles from the Daily Mail with a grain of salt. They tend to embellish the details, to put it lightly.
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Rycona
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Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
Location: Away from Emerald Weapon
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She's an amateur, plain and simple.
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Drew Linky
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Joined: Jun 12 2009
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| Rycona wrote: |
| She's an amateur, plain and simple. |
Beat me to it.
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Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Joined: Sep 28 2008
Location: South of Heaven
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I masturbated to this news story.
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InvaderDim
Title: Dispondent Adolescent
Joined: May 19 2010
Location: Denver, CO
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what a nasty way to go, I fear dying in an unflattering way
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Drew Linky
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| InvaderDim wrote: |
| what a nasty way to go, I fear dying in an unflattering way |
Hm. I'll keep this in mind if I ever need a revenge scheme. But I doubt that'll happen. You're cool. STAY THAT WAY.
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https://discord.gg/homestuck is where you can find me literally 99% of the time. Stop on by if you feel like it, we're a nice crowd. |
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Alowishus
Joined: Aug 04 2009
Posts: 2515
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^ ahahahahaha,
Also i hate the Daily Mail.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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That's why you need that company the Man Show made up that comes through and cleans up when you die.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
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The neighbors busted in to get in on the action?
Confirm? Deny?
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InvaderDim
Title: Dispondent Adolescent
Joined: May 19 2010
Location: Denver, CO
Posts: 309
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| FNJ wrote: |
The neighbors busted in to get in on the action?
Confirm? Deny? |
I suspect the neighbor got so tired of hearing a constant buzzing sound through his living room wall and went to take care of business
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Hacker
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The question is, would she die of embarrassment if she had been resuscitated?
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
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People have the right to reject first aid if their lives are endangered. What options do those resuscitated against their will have?
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mechafuhrer
Title: General jackass
Joined: Jul 29 2010
Posts: 182
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Looks like this woman... *puts on sunglasses* didn't see it coming.
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAH
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