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Man jailed for assaulting ex with poutine


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bassguy252
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PostPosted: Jul 22 2010 12:33 am Reply with quote Back to top

TIMMINS, Ont. -- A Timmins man has been sentence to four months in jail for theft after dumping poutine on a woman's head and running off with her purse.

David Birch, 25, was sentenced Tuesday in Timmins provincial court.

The woman was an ex-spouse.

Court heard Birch entered a business in Timmins on May 20 at 3:30 a.m. where he encountered his former spouse.

Due to previous convictions, Birch was prohibited from having contact with her at the time.

The two argued but after the argument, the victim asked Birch to hold on to two poutines. Birch subsequently dumped one poutine over the woman’s head.

He then snatched the victim’s purse and fled the establishment. The purse contained valuable items, including bank cards and house keys.

Birch was apprehended by police several days later and ordered to return the items to their owner.

Duty counsellor Calvin Ferrier, who represented Birch during the proceeding, advised the court that the couple would like to reconcile.

“I’ve spoken to the victim, who would be happy to have the accused back in her life providing he pays her the money he owes her,” Ferrier said.

Assistant Crown attorney Dale Cox pointed out that the accused is still prohibited from contacting his former girlfriend.

“He’s been in court with alarming regularity,” said Cox.


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aeonic
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PostPosted: Jul 22 2010 02:05 pm Reply with quote Back to top

i don't even know what a poutine is. it sounds filthy but sadly im sure it actually isnt which makes this story more boring


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bassguy252
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PostPosted: Jul 22 2010 02:29 pm Reply with quote Back to top

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aeonic
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PostPosted: Jul 22 2010 03:48 pm Reply with quote Back to top

so its french fries with gravy and mayo? that was anticlimatic as hell right there. maybe if they came right out of the fryers or he'd salted them up really well. or the gravy was piping hot. me? I prefer red potato fries with provalone cheese, a little crumbled hickory smoked bacon and some mustard/ketchup


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PostPosted: Jul 22 2010 05:03 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Those are cheese curds, not mayo.


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Ice2SeeYou
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PostPosted: Jul 22 2010 05:07 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Yea I assumed that a poutine was like a jar of battery acid or something. I think I'd actually enjoy it if someone poured fries and gravy on me.


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aeonic
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PostPosted: Jul 23 2010 03:28 pm Reply with quote Back to top

no kidding. cheese curds only makes it better. i wouldnt want gravy, though. id settle for ranch dressing


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bassguy252
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PostPosted: Jul 23 2010 04:44 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Beef gravy... you must get it with Beef gravy, chicken gravy just wont do

but that combination is delicious, fries, cheese curds and gravy


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Blackout
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PostPosted: Jul 24 2010 03:18 am Reply with quote Back to top

Arrest him for wasting food.



 
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bassguy252
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PostPosted: Jul 24 2010 04:06 am Reply with quote Back to top

Ice2SeeYou wrote:
Yea I assumed that a poutine was like a jar of battery acid or something. I think I'd actually enjoy it if someone poured fries and gravy on me.


She must of, she did say she wanted him back


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