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Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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mechafuhrer
Title: General jackass
Joined: Jul 29 2010
Posts: 182
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Guess all those years of button pressing paid off.
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Mickey mouse will consume you. |
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
Location: Annandale, VA
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Wow, yea fuck that, I wouldn't hand over my DS.
I would always fight back unless I was sure they had a gun, otherwise, fuck that.
Also, that first punch to the clerk's face was brutal.
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My Muzaks! CHECK IT OUT!!!
http://www.facebook.com/hellodharmaband
3DS is very good, and Wii U!
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Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
Joined: Oct 30 2008
Location: US and UK
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Yeah, I'd rather risk getting stabbed than hand over my DS to a bunch of thugs. That Dylan guy is awesome for fighting back and fuck those other pussies for just standing around watching while he was fighting off both guys by himself. I'd be pissed off at those dorks.
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AtmanRyu
Title: The Wandering Dragon
Joined: Jun 25 2009
Location: Atlanta, GA
Posts: 986
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To quote Numbuh Two from KND:
"Don't you know what happens to nerds when you steal their stuff?!"
Pretty much this.
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LowEndLem
Title: Not Gay
Joined: Mar 19 2009
Location: Illinois
Posts: 966
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Dude, that was awesome.
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<docinsano>i beat off using save states
<Tako> But, brontosaurs ate plants. It wouldn't be a threat to Jesus.
Why? Fuck you, that's why. |
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Drew Linky
Wizard
Joined: Jun 12 2009
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| Dude, that was awesome. |
Seconded.
Hear that jocks? Don't fuck with us.
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https://discord.gg/homestuck is where you can find me literally 99% of the time. Stop on by if you feel like it, we're a nice crowd. |
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
Posts: 3495
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I fantasize all the time how to foil a robbery using gaming skills. Most of them involve distracting the assailants by throwing things at them as I rush into them and snatch their weapons away.
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I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can. |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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The clerk knows how to take a punch.
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
Location: Annandale, VA
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| The clerk knows how to take a punch. |
My thoughts exactly, he gets crushed with that first hit, knocks his glasses off, but he just brushes it off.
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My Muzaks! CHECK IT OUT!!!
http://www.facebook.com/hellodharmaband
3DS is very good, and Wii U!
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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And that was a sucker punch no less. Pussy ass thieves.
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Ky-Guy
Title: Obscure Nintendo Gamer
Joined: Jul 19 2006
Location: Michigan
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I just saw that on MSNBC's site. Hell, I would've done the same if somebody tried to take my Nintendo DS. 
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| iPhone games are what you play when you can't get at actual games. You know, like how sometimes alcoholics drink mouthwash. |
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| Your love life will be happy and harmonious if you stick to masturbating. |
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Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
Joined: Oct 30 2008
Location: US and UK
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| Blackout wrote: |
| The clerk knows how to take a punch. |
My thoughts exactly, he gets crushed with that first hit, knocks his glasses off, but he just brushes it off. |
Yeah, the other guy got beat pretty badly too but he kept kicking ass. You have to respect those two guys.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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i thought it was hilarious they only fought back AFTER they tried taking his DS
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
Location: Annandale, VA
Posts: 5603
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| Blackout wrote: |
| The clerk knows how to take a punch. |
My thoughts exactly, he gets crushed with that first hit, knocks his glasses off, but he just brushes it off. |
Yeah, the other guy got beat pretty badly too but he kept kicking ass. You have to respect those two guys. |
In those situations though, it can't be too difficult, the adrenaline must be flowing so hard.
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My Muzaks! CHECK IT OUT!!!
http://www.facebook.com/hellodharmaband
3DS is very good, and Wii U!
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Sehkmaenzo
Joined: Jun 29 2010
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If the gamers had their Wii-motes and chucks, there would have been BLOOD! Well, more blood.
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Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
Joined: Oct 30 2008
Location: US and UK
Posts: 2649
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| Andrew Man wrote: |
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| Blackout wrote: |
| The clerk knows how to take a punch. |
My thoughts exactly, he gets crushed with that first hit, knocks his glasses off, but he just brushes it off. |
Yeah, the other guy got beat pretty badly too but he kept kicking ass. You have to respect those two guys. |
In those situations though, it can't be too difficult, the adrenaline must be flowing so hard. |
Yeah, but a well placed punch can knock a guy out fairly easily or at least cause a concussion regardless of adrenaline in which case, he ain't fighting back. So both guys were pretty lucky they were able to take some punches without any real damage being done.
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Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
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Man, nerds know how to take a punch. That guy didn't even flinch after that shot, while his glasses were flying out of the room. Most jocks I knew in high-school typically got into hugging fights, while it was the geeks who would be taking random sucker punches.
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So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind. |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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I don't like adrenaline rushes, I start shaking uncontrollably. yeah sure I could probably knock someone through a wall, but my whole body vibrates so much I'd probably miss. Like if the hulk merged with the great cornholio. 
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