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Klimbatize
2010 NES Champ
Title: 2011 Picnic/Death Champ
Joined: Mar 15 2010
Location: Las Vegas, NV
Posts: 4975
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It's time for the highly-anticipated 10th Match of the first round.
Thorinair and M3GA MAN make up the Dancing Jedi Cats. M3GA sent in a promo!
"A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... two Jedi, M3GACat and Catinair danced away in the Cantina on Catooine. They danced away for days at a time and were well renowned on Catooine. After dancing for so long, they were finally noticed by an agent who hired them and named them the Dancing Jedi Cats! Since then, they've become amazingly famous and well known around the entire galaxy."
On the flip side of this match we have The Baby Factory, comprised of Dr. Jeebus and SoldierHawk. These two moderators may have distinctly different styles, but nobody can question that they are, in fact, moderators.
The three days thing has really confused the hell out of some people. So let's put it this way: this poll will be open for exactly 72 hours. That means 72 hours from the minute this poll was posted, it will end.
GO!
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Mr Takosuke
Title: :bell:
Joined: Jun 30 2010
Location: Whore Island
Posts: 180
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Vote for M3GA/Thor. Because I said so.
(Credit to ToG for making the image)
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Thorinair
Title: Sophisticated as Hell
Joined: Jul 02 2008
Location: Limbo, doing the limbo
Posts: 349
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M3GA MAN
Title: The Big A
Joined: Jun 19 2008
Location: Nowhere.
Posts: 1963
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Vote for the Dancing Jedi Cats, we're sponsored by mother fuckin' Jedi Master Cat Yoda and Mega Cat.
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jprime
Title: Ex-GameWinners
Joined: Jan 27 2008
Location: Southern Ontario
Posts: 5875
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In an act that goes against what you'd expect of me by now, my vote goes to The Baby Factory. Sorry, M3ga, but I just have more respect for Jeebus and Hawk.
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
Posts: 6544
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God...those pictures are horrible to look at guys.
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
Location: Annandale, VA
Posts: 5603
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Thorinair
Title: Sophisticated as Hell
Joined: Jul 02 2008
Location: Limbo, doing the limbo
Posts: 349
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I would've but Mega kinda demanded a poster out of nowhere so I did what I could.
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
Posts: 5042
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SoldierHawk is away and some people hate Jeebus, so I'll campaign for them for now.
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Dr. Jeebus
Moderator
Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 5228
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Wow, we're losing awful bad considering the posts are all people saying they're not voting for M3ga. When it comes time to vote, remember: you're not voting for me, you're voting for Soldier Hawk. Also remember my pearls of wisdom from IRC's #sydlexia after dark:
Once you have blue balls, it's already too late, and sex and masturbation have completely different reserves.
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| UsaSatsui wrote: |
| The three greatest heels in history...Andy Kaufman, Triple H, and Dr. Jeebus |
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Dr. Jeebus
Moderator
Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 5228
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M3GA MAN
Title: The Big A
Joined: Jun 19 2008
Location: Nowhere.
Posts: 1963
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Remember the epic poem collaboration between Fig and I, and I will have promos up tomorrow, so hold onto that vote...
"Babe, you're like a statue made out of Pizza Pops shaped like a human, to me. OM NOM NOM!"
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LowEndLem
Title: Not Gay
Joined: Mar 19 2009
Location: Illinois
Posts: 966
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It's not a vote FOR M3g, it's a vote AGAINST Jeebus, really...
No offense SH!
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<docinsano>i beat off using save states
<Tako> But, brontosaurs ate plants. It wouldn't be a threat to Jesus.
Why? Fuck you, that's why. |
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Klimbatize
2010 NES Champ
Title: 2011 Picnic/Death Champ
Joined: Mar 15 2010
Location: Las Vegas, NV
Posts: 4975
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| LowEndLem wrote: |
It's not a vote FOR M3g, it's a vote AGAINST Jeebus, really...
No offense SH! |
| SoldierHawk (in spirit) wrote: |
| None taken. |
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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Tell me now: Is there a man among you here?
Is there no one who will stand up and try to fight?
Tell me, forum: is there not one in all your ranks? Is there not one who values courage over life?
A vote for mega is a vote against locked topics. It is a vote against MTG gladiator fights. It's also a vote against bad attitudes and one sided arguments!
Fight against the tyranny. Believe in yourselves and use democracy to stand up against opression!
Vote mega for everlasting peace!
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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Hawk & Jeebus! 
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24869
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I've never heard of any of you jabronis. Who let all these newbies into the forum battle?
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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
Posts: 3707
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yeah, tell the fucking noobs where there place is syd! 
my vote goes to mega, i like their trash-campagne.
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
Posts: 5042
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You people seem to only see one side of the baby factory. There jeebus who may have drawn the ire of the people of the sydlexia nation in past for his moderation.
But there is also the fair and balanced soldierhawk. Whose recent mod status has brought an unheard of era of fair modding with properly merged topics.
Don't you realise that the two forces work together like that of batman and the joker, without one the other with go into chaos mode.
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Klimbatize
2010 NES Champ
Title: 2011 Picnic/Death Champ
Joined: Mar 15 2010
Location: Las Vegas, NV
Posts: 4975
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Your analogy holds no water. Joker and Batman aren't like two cops on the same side of the law with different styles for maintaining justice. One is a homicidal maniac who wouldn't think twice about blowing up a school, and the other is selfless hero trying to hold a city together.
Batman would go into chaos-mode without the Joker? Absolutely not. He would simply retire if there were no more bad guys around. Don't try to find some sort of poetic beauty in the pairing of Jeebus and SoldierHawk. This was a straight PR move by Jeebus because he knows SH is well-liked. Very manipulative move, and I, for one, am not falling for it.
Also, SH is absolutely a fair moderator, but that does not nullify Jeebus' actions. Want a better analogy for this pairing? Take a half glass of your favorite beverage, be it beer, wine, or freaking orange juice. Imagine the deliciousness of it. Now fill the other half with toilet water. Sure, part of the drink is amazing, but that doesn't make up for the fact that it also contains bacteria from shit and piss. Sorry, the toilet water is just too overpowering for me in this pairing.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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 Did you just compare Jeebus to half a glass of toilet water? That's harsh man, he ain't that bad.
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Klimbatize
2010 NES Champ
Title: 2011 Picnic/Death Champ
Joined: Mar 15 2010
Location: Las Vegas, NV
Posts: 4975
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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I'd be very offended if I were in his shoes. Possibly also stylish and comfortable, but I'm not sure what kind of shoes he has, so it's a tough call. Definitely offended though.
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Klimbatize
2010 NES Champ
Title: 2011 Picnic/Death Champ
Joined: Mar 15 2010
Location: Las Vegas, NV
Posts: 4975
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Well, to be fair I didn't say Jeebus /is/ toilet water. I just said he's the toilet water to Hawk's delicious beverage.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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This could easily devolve in to a what kind of beverage are you myspace survey, let's see some more promos / trash talking!
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