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UsaSatsui's Youtube Channel · Posted: Jul 13 2010 07:54 pm

Yep, I'm back in control here, and I'm setting up the next matchup.

The first team out of the gate is anorexorcist and joshwoozy, The Mighty, Mighty, Ballstones. You may know them better as "Bob Ross and the Panda Guy" (interestingly enough, the guy with "panda" in his name is known better as "the Fanta guy". Don't ask me to explain this shit, I don't know). Anyways, they didn't send an intro, so that's what they get.

The other team, Cecin & Golbez, or Douche and GPFontaine, did send me some promo goodness:

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A little bit of Cecil (Douche) & Golbez (GPF) family history:

So GPF kidnapped Douche's girl, brainwashed Douche's best friend... twice... laughed as D's sagely friend tried to destroy him but killed himself instead and pretty much brought the world to the brink of destruction all while hypnotized himself.

All the while Douche struggled with his own inner demons, contacted their dead father from beyond the grave and became a girly looking purple haired holy man with a squad of kickass warriors to boot.

But hey... they are brothers. They fight like that. Sometimes for kicks, sometimes for cause, but in the end family is family.

And that’s how the Anti-Fontaine and Anti-Douche became a team. With such strong core values, there is no doubt that your vote is best placed with Cecil and Golbez.

Note: They may be brothers, but even GPF doesn't know if Douche's purple hair is natural. Stop asking him. Seriously, go find Rosa and ask her.
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So, yeah, 3 days. Do it.

Joined: May 22 2008 Location: Goshen, VA Posts: 6544

I just don't see how anyone could vote for someone as anti-American as these cats.

Remember the Alamo fellow forum members. And remember to vote for The Mighty Mighty Ballstones.

Posted: Jul 13 2010 08:30 pm

My vote goes to Cecil & Golbez so as to get it started for them.

Posted: Jul 13 2010 09:49 pm

Tough call, but gonna have to go with J Dizzle & The Douche,

Posted: Jul 13 2010 10:32 pm

Can't beat Bob Ross.

He's coming to my house because I told someone about that little bush that he painted!

Posted: Jul 13 2010 10:39 pm

So the time has come. You asshats are lucky because GPF is missing so now I have to carry his scrawny P90x ass through this competition. Many of you have participated in the NES and SNES Challenge, and most of you have probably had some sort of computer issue that GPFuckstain helped you with. I'm not saying that the compeition is helpful to the all around fun-ness of the forum but lets face it how many times have you gone to Josh for tips on painting shitty painting or anor for some bamboo preperations tips?

Probably not many times. I've been the same Douche with poop and fart jokes and GPF has been the same morally responsible OCD ADD guy he's always been. The forum doesn't change us. I've heard rumors that Josh was seen raping puppies then giving them to Michael Vick to fight in his underground Dog Fighting ring. Anor was last seen fucking other Panda's, while not really anything out of the ordinary, I can hardly condone beastiality.

A vote for Douche and GPFuckstain is a vote for the good guys. A vote against Puppy Raping and a vote for Sean Penn and some random bird thing.

UsaSatsui's Youtube Channel · Posted: Jul 13 2010 11:10 pm

Man, the puppies are taking it kind of rough this battle.

Title: Titlating Joined: Dec 17 2007 Posts: 5042

If gp was here my computer would be fixed by now, his absence doesn't help your case cecil and gomez. But I will save my vote, wow me boyz.

Posted: Jul 13 2010 11:43 pm

Douche wrote:

I've heard rumors that Josh was seen raping puppies then giving them to Michael Vick to fight in his underground Dog Fighting ring.

That's mean. Josh was just trying to help out a guy down on his luck. Unraped puppies aren't as conducive to fighting, and with a child on the way, he can't afford to hire someone else to do it.

Jeeeeeeeeez.

Posted: Jul 13 2010 11:47 pm

UsaSatsui wrote:

Man, the puppies are taking it kind of rough this battle.

Ha ha yeah really.

Posted: Jul 14 2010 12:28 am

Douche McCallister wrote:

Puppy Raping and a vote for Sean Penn and some random bird thing.

It's not rape if it's consentual. This Is A Joke

Joined: May 22 2008 Location: Goshen, VA Posts: 6544

Douche McCallister wrote:

I've heard rumors that Josh was seen raping puppies then giving them to Michael Vick to fight in his underground Dog Fighting ring.

Ah, I see the man child has broken out the immature accusations. This will get you nowhere, my flat chested friend. You should be worried about how you are perceived here, as you have only posted like, 8 times in the past year. And it was to say blasphemous things such as this:

- "I wait till kids are in line to see Santa Claus, then I run up and rip his beard off, therefore proving to the kids right then and there that he doesn't exist. Crushing the souls of a department store full of children is what keeps me going."

-"I don't like Terminator 2."

-"I never really found women to be attractive."

Now, this questionable attitude may just cost you some votes, my friend. Vote for The Mighty, Mighty Ballstones my fellow forum members.

Posted: Jul 14 2010 11:33 am

Uh, there is no Alamo. Didn't you ever watch Pee Wee Herman: The Motion Picture?

Title: Titlating Joined: Dec 17 2007 Posts: 5042

There is an alamo,just no basement.

Posted: Jul 14 2010 12:30 pm

You're thinking of Alano, a popular department store in Wakefield, MA.

Posted: Jul 14 2010 01:24 pm

just tell me where i can pick my goddamn rental car up there. then you can get my vote

Posted: Jul 14 2010 01:48 pm

becky wrote:

Go try the Alamo over on Dillan Street. That's the Alamo, not the Amigo
The Amigo's a fag joint

Posted: Jul 14 2010 05:23 pm

Douche ruined my Albums of '94 game and caused the album I was pulling for to be eliminated. Therefore I vote for the other guys.

Joined: May 22 2008 Location: Goshen, VA Posts: 6544

Title: Naunie Joined: Dec 07 2008 Posts: 1026

joshwoodzy wrote:

The Ballstones got my vote.

Posted: Jul 14 2010 09:50 pm

joshwoodzy wrote:

Welp, seeing as how she could probably kick my ass I'm gonna go with the painter and whatever Anor is

Posted: Jul 14 2010 09:54 pm

If you don't want gallstones vote for the Mighty, Mighty Ballstones!

Joined: May 22 2008 Location: Goshen, VA Posts: 6544

Oh yeah, by the way Douche, you left your shirt at my house the other day.

Posted: Jul 14 2010 10:00 pm

Uh oh Douche, looks like Bob Ross is about to paint you into a corner.

Posted: Jul 14 2010 11:19 pm

joshwoodzy wrote:

Oh yeah, by the way Douche, you left your shirt at my house the other day.

HA!