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bassguy252
Title: Professional Malcontent
Joined: May 26 2010
Location: Mount Dhoom!!!!!!!
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http://www.edmontonsun.com/entertainment/movies/2010/07/06/14624491-wenn-story.html
Police in New Zealand are investigating a 23-year-old man's death after he passed away during a screening of the new Twilight movie.
The man's body was found by staff at the Reading Courtenay cinema complex in central Wellington on Sunday night following a showing of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse.
Local officers are investigating and have yet to determine a cause of death.
Detective Senior Sergeant Scott Miller says, "There's no obvious injuries... and the post-mortem will help us establish his cause of death."
I dont blame him really, if I had to watch this pile of shit movie I would probably lose my will to live too
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
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It's obviously suicide, case fucking closed.
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bassguy252
Title: Professional Malcontent
Joined: May 26 2010
Location: Mount Dhoom!!!!!!!
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Suicide by awful movie??
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
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People dying as a result of Eclipse? BAN THIS MOVIE!!!!!
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
Location: Annandale, VA
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Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Joined: Sep 28 2008
Location: South of Heaven
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His girlfriend who dragged him to see it is probably sorry now.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Wow, must have been really bad.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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It's obvious, he had a stroke due to being exposed to way too much body glitter and hammy acting. Case closed.
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Undeath
Title: Facepuncher of Asses
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: Here
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It'd be pretty epic if, before he got dragged there, he'd said "I'll DIE before I watch this fucking movie!"
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Medisinn
Title: King Awesome
Joined: Jul 02 2010
Location: Phoenix
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Maybe his girlfriend is some naive dipshit who thought killing him would make him sparkly, undead, and British. It says there are no obvious injuries, maybe she bit the wrong place.
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cherries
Title: Welcome to warp zone!
Joined: Jul 08 2010
Location: Aus
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What more proof do you need that Twilight is just plain fail.
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
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There you go; Twilight is so bad it kills.
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REVIEWS, LEGOS, NONSENSE Check out Zarak's Barracks!
"Let that be a lesson to you, your family and everyone you've ever known..."
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Chile Guy
Title: Token Latino Otaku
Joined: Apr 14 2008
Location: Fortaleza, Brazil
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Death at eclipse, where have I seen this before?
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Thorinair
Title: Sophisticated as Hell
Joined: Jul 02 2008
Location: Limbo, doing the limbo
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So Twilight is basically Videodrome. I knew it.
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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
Joined: Nov 19 2009
Location: Kissimmee, FL
Posts: 2747
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you besmirch Cronenberg with your assertion!
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Alowishus
Joined: Aug 04 2009
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| There you go; Twilight is so bad it kills. |
Hahaha.
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
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| People dying as a result of Eclipse? BAN THIS MOVIE!!!!! |
this. sarcasm or not.
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There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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bassguy252
Title: Professional Malcontent
Joined: May 26 2010
Location: Mount Dhoom!!!!!!!
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The guy was clearly bored to death
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Drew Linky
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Joined: Jun 12 2009
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Oh, quit ragging on it. I didn't think it was that bad. But then again, I'm hardly a person who goes with the flow. So never mind me.
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bassguy252
Title: Professional Malcontent
Joined: May 26 2010
Location: Mount Dhoom!!!!!!!
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Let's assume it's a mixture of the two!
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HarkatMulds
Title: Harkat
Joined: Jun 05 2010
Location: Massachusetts, USA.
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| Maybe his girlfriend is some naive dipshit who thought killing him would make him sparkly, undead, and British. It says there are no obvious injuries, maybe she bit the wrong place. |
THIS. IS. THE TRUTH.
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Pitiful Heartless...
Minlessly collecting Hearts...
The rage of the Keyblade releases those hearts...
They gather in darkness...
Masterless and free...
Until they weave together to make...
Kingdom Hearts! |
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Hacker
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Joined: Sep 13 2008
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Wow...I knew the movies were bad but I didn't think they were THAT bad
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BlazingGlory
Title: KANE LIVES IN DEATH!
Joined: Aug 10 2009
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I've read the 1st book ( I don't make fun of that I don't really understand or know) and the 4th (if only to see if it really is the horrible pile of shit that spilt the fan base and it really is), but I've never actually sat through a whole movie. I think I was about 20 minuites into the second one when I got kicked out of the room by the only twilight fan in the room because I was ragging so hard on it.
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Deadmau_5pra
Title: Amatuer film/podcaster
Joined: Feb 10 2009
Location: Chicago Area
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I saw it today....
Meh. Don't see why it gets all the flack or rabid fan base, but at least with the fan base you realize that not everyone this day and age is all jaded and full of blah.
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
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| Thorinair wrote: |
| So Twilight is basically Videodrome. I knew it. |
James Woods wouldn't be happy his movie is spawned with Gay Sparkly Vampires...
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