Not only is that not right, that's not even wrong. It's a meaningless statement. Saying something is "one molecule away" from plastic is like saying a farm is one letter away from a fart. Water is "one molecule away" from being explosive hydrogen gas.
SoldierHawk
Moderator
Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 6113
Posted:
Jun 14 2010 01:54 am
William Shakespeare wrote:
Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.
LowEndLem
Title: Not Gay
Joined: Mar 19 2009
Location: Illinois
Posts: 966
Posted:
Jun 14 2010 02:03 am
Fancy owl is fancy
<docinsano>i beat off using save states
<Tako> But, brontosaurs ate plants. It wouldn't be a threat to Jesus.
Why? Fuck you, that's why.
JimmyLazer
Title: Always bored
Joined: Feb 07 2009
Location: Philly, PA
Posts: 216
Posted:
Jun 14 2010 08:18 am
LowEndLem wrote:
Fancy owl is fancy
IKR?
Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
Joined: Oct 30 2008
Location: US and UK
Posts: 2649
Posted:
Jun 14 2010 10:58 am
lulz
username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
Posted:
Jun 14 2010 11:02 am
...
Klimbatize wrote:
I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load
Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
Posted:
Jun 14 2010 11:21 am
Orders received, will comply.
Dr. Jeebus
Moderator
Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 5228
Posted:
Jun 14 2010 11:56 am
Dear aliens,
Humanity is officially done. Please kill 99.999% of the population so we may try again.
The three greatest heels in history...Andy Kaufman, Triple H, and Dr. Jeebus
Undeath
Title: Facepuncher of Asses
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: Here
Posts: 608
Posted:
Jun 14 2010 07:42 pm
ya rly
Cracked.com wrote:
"MARGARINE IS ONE MOLECULE AWAY FROM PLASTIC."
Not only is that not right, that's not even wrong. It's a meaningless statement. Saying something is "one molecule away" from plastic is like saying a farm is one letter away from a fart. Water is "one molecule away" from being explosive hydrogen gas.
JStrangiato
Title: El Hombre Strangiato
Joined: Jun 12 2007
Location: Texas
Posts: 1291
Posted:
Jun 14 2010 08:01 pm
Dr. Jeebus wrote:
Dear aliens,
Humanity is officially done. Please kill 99.999% of the population so we may try again.
Love,
Some future corpse
Or, in musical language:
SIDE NOTE: You can totally hear my voice in the chorus.
